I was very impressed with Vodacom this weekend. I was having hassles with my account and told them I didn’t want to deal with any of their normal operators. I’ve been in Plett and told them I wanted them to send me their “number 1.” Who do I get? Michael de Pinna, the genius lead […]
Desperate to find SOMETHING mildly entertaining to write about on this scorcher of a Monday, I took the leap of faith and went to the front page of iol. I was not prepared for the awesomeness of the front page article. CLICK HERE to find out about these wonderful individuals That article includes […]
The first online 2oceansvibe TV Show will be released during lunchtime today. Iron MikeManning an edit suite of sorts Catch you shortly.. UPDATE Running ever-so-slightly behind schedule, my loves..
They’re dropping like flies. Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.” Following numerous engagement stories […]
I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago. Mickey Rourke rules Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]
It’s geeks versus geeks in what is looking like this week’s comments war of the moment. Napolean and Kip in a full blown brawl Get yourselves down to the comments section of A Case of Mistaken Identity ASAP!
Hey Team, Just a quick one to say the 2oceansvibe email server has a runny tummy and cannot SEND emails at the momnet. We are RECEIVING your emails, but just can’t reply at the moment. I have logged the fault and hopefully it will be fixed soon. Remember, whilst this may hurt you, the pain […]
94.5KFM is where you wanna be tomorrow morning where we gonna get LOOOOSE with Ryan O’ Connor! OBVIOUSLY you are a part of my body and therefore I will go there with you in mind and should hopefully please you. 07h00 tomorrow morning – probably starting at 07h10 but tune in at 07h00 just […]
Those of you who know what Twitter is, you’ll be pleased to know that 2oceansvibe is now on Twitter – dishing you the same incredible humour and wit, leaving you weak at the knees, only this time it will be done with a twit twat twot twitting twatter. Click here for our Twitter vibe. Oh, […]
Is currently on TV channel 113 (16h34 Sunday) The time as I write this is 16h34 on Sunday afternoon. If you are reading this in time, I have a tip for you. QUIETLY put on channel 113 on your satellite and slip into The Bodyguard. Like I have. It’s just started. God I missed […]
My Valentine VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE, SAY YOU’LL BE MINE. YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS, MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS; MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT, MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT. MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT, MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR […]
Again, another fine example of quality: I see he had a little fight with the marker pen? The mark on his face and the pen lying in waiting just next to the wall suggests there is more to come..
The Hoff, in all his glory. Two words : AWE SOME Please don’t see this as a signal to send me more Hoff images. Trust me, this one is extremely rare. I might even have the jpeg file bronzed. [thanks rich]
We get all types here in Cape Town. We’ve spent time with the Nic Cages of the world and it’s great to hear Ed Norton and Bette Midler were spotted at the Grand Cafe in Camps Bay. That’s all very well, but Ving Rhames is in town now.. Ving Rhames Seriously, Emmy and […]
Ok, here we all are. Welcome back. Good to see you. I beg your pardon? How am I? Oh, VERY well thank you. A little bit tired after indulging in one of the better weddings I have been to in my life. On the banks of a river, somewhere near Elgin. Check out the place […]
We’ve been working with a “skeleton staff” over the last few days and I would like to take this very opportunity to announce that we will be reporting on things, as usual, from Monday – the 5th of Jan (I think). I’m back from Hermanus and back in The Safe House. It’s back to normal. […]
Are you aware of this? It’s a lot of money. One point seven billion Rand. It rolls so nicely off the tongue. Not AS well as when you tell your boss to get stuffed when you win it. CLICK HERE to buy MEGA MILLIONS tickets safely and securely online. There is nothing more I can […]
Sunday brought the final day of the Movember initiative – which was celebrated with a day of bowls at the Fresnaye Bowling Club. A stunning day for it, what! But it wasn’t just a DAY at the bowling club, it was a chance to walk away with The Balls of Glory. The […]
Just a general notice, really. I very much doubt it will be funny or anything. It’s just a bit of help. A number of people have been telling me that they’re getting an incredibly big section of empty white space under the first article on this very website, 2oceansvibe. I was aware of it because […]
I thought it pertinent to mention this story, given that tonight’s MegaMillions lottery is sitting at $111,000,000 (R1.1 Billion jackpot) Check this out: Woman Demands Lotto Winnings From Man She Separated From In 1982 Seems like a cool chick POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A Polk County man won nearly $2 million in […]
As a Nedbank client I must say I am a little perturbed at the state of the main sign of Nedbank’s Waterfront head office. Forming a part of my views from my suite at The Cape Grace Hotel, it’s beginning to annoy. Poofey Is that what happens when too many cheques bounce?
I wake up, thinking of cool, knowing that you want me to remain cool. It concerns be, maintaining coolness – for you, for your image of me. That is why I go to the cupboard and I load my gun. I load my goddamned rifle and I head out the door. I then spend up […]
Some of you will have been fortunate enough to have read and followed through with last week’s article about Upside Down Dogs – www.upsidedowndogs.com – a website showcasing photos of upside down dogs from around the world. As anticipated, and as with most things on 2oceansvibe, the response was electric; soliciting fan email including a […]
A neurosurgeon friend of mine, Simon S, has come up with a very thoughtful and clever idea. It will also help YOU to sort out your disastrous karma levels. He is collecting presents and will be delivering them to the Red Cross Children’s hospital for all the kids who will be spending Christmas behind bars […]
ALL, If you keen am jumping onto Sian’s (Lloyds birds) birthday drinks – we share the same bday and as a female she always organises hers first, so I have no choice but to latch onto hers, until her and Lloyd break up. Or one of them die. She has arranged Relish (was Wafu but […]
A lovely series of shots showing The Queen’s husband, The Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip, letting one go. Aah, I enjoyed that. He did to, it seems. [thanks fred]
Oh my God, I SINCERELY hope the ex-pats in London have taken the 22 bus DIRECTLY to Harrods to lick the new Veuve Clicquot Champagne bar from floor to ceiling. There is a VERY good chance that heaven looks like this. The lilies in the corner are exactly how I dreamt it How […]
I woke today and thought of this. I feel you need to feel it. The unmistakable Ving Rhames. Just remember that..