I’ve always wanted to know what it might be like to be bitten by a hooker. I have, however, never found myself tossing and turning on my Long Staple Egyptian Cotton (grown only on the banks of the Nile), wondering what it might be like to be gnawed at by a lion. Much to his […]
It certainly has crossed my mind and I know it has your. Don’t lie to me. It’s the same intrigue and fascination that hovered in my mind as a child, about red-head kids and their nether regions – before all was finally revealed in the Founder House boarding school showers. And who better to do […]
The front and back covers of Michael Jackson’s forthcoming album This Is It. Photo: Sony Music Entertainment’s Columbia/Epic Anka gets half of Michael Jackson’s New Single – After claiming Monday morning that he had co-written Michael Jackson’s new single “This Is It,” songwriter Paul Anka has been granted a 50 percent cut of the song. […]
I’ve had a stunning Summer’s day today. Popped into Yacht Squadron at the Waterfront (we are now calling this the “backfire” – a new word, by G-Man) to get my current Sebago shoes size as Mother Dearest is currently in the States and insists on buying me a pair. I don’t have a problem with […]
Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]
He’s a surf photographer by day and he’s backstage at rock concerts by night. His name is Anthony Fox and he has just returned from this year’s Rocking The Daisies music festival out in Darling. These are some of the images he captured for 2oceansvibe. Much joy Again, much joy.. Just Jinjer’s Ard Matthews *Click […]
Portofino Restaurant opened one month ago in Cape Town. It’s where The Showroom used to be – next to Bloomsbury Luxury Cars and Harbour Edge. Maybe that is why they used the same font as Porsche cars in their logo. I recall a launch of sorts (less than a month ago), with much fanfare and […]
I am overly impressed with the vibe being thrown by the new Cape Quarter, in the de Waterkant neighborhood of Green Point. Do yourself a favour and do a little fly-by along Somerset Road, opposite the BP (who are upgrading their shop to include some new kind of Pick ‘n Pay express vibe – much […]
ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks. You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone […]
It’s always a tough call to look to the bench. It’s even tougher when you’re replacing a legend. Like JP was to Ashwell, like Morne was to Ruan, Chowgaps is to Blades. Blades has always been my inspiration, but to be called up at such late notice to fill one such seasoned professional’s boots is […]
Here it is, the one you’ve been waiting for. The 2oceansvibe Show with Goldfish and Wonderbra model, Elbe Van der Merwe – brought to you by Olmeca Black Tequila (yummy). Seth and Goldfish Killing it.. [photo by verstercohen.com] Don’t forget, 2oceansvibe and the making of this show will be on TV in a special “behind-the-scenes” […]
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
My search for the best people, brands and places continues; as I simply cannot hold back from telling you about the dentist du jour! I hadn’t been to the dentist for a while and, with mother’s recent visit to Cape Town, it was impossible to avoid. She told me about this guy, and went on […]
Hayden Panattiere and her close mate in Heroes, season 4 Hayden Panattiere’s lesbian kiss in Fourth season of Heroes – TV producers have ways and means of boosting ratings – and this is one of them. In this sneak preview, Hayden Panettiere, aka Claire Bennet, in seen in the throes of a lesbian kiss with […]
We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]
Courtesy of Olmeca Tequila, Pussy Natural Energy Drink, Cape Royale Hotel and 2oceansvibe. What’s more, the only beer being served was Jack Black beer and the only wine was De Grendel Rose. Just because. All the professional behind-the-scenes pics are right here. The boys…the boys! You’ve seen that face somewhere before? The venue – shame.. […]
This basically “hit the net” today. I’ve received it no less than 30 times. Never before has there been so much fuss over a sausage in South Africa. I thought I would “nip it in the bud” (mine) and give it to you right here, right now; so that I don’t have to endure these […]
It’s common knowledge that I am a big fan of the Woolies JT1 lingerie range (I’m not alone, it seems) and have never seen a better example of why this is, as on Saturday night at the JT1 fashion show which took place at Cape Town’s FTV Cafe. Every single girl involved was an absolute […]
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
COMPETITION IS VERY MUCH CLOSED AS ALL AVAILABLE TICKETS ARE GONE. WELL DONE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR VICTORY. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES. THE AWESOME ONES.. WINNERS ARE REMINDED TO BRING THEIR PROOF OF WINNING AS PER SETH’S EMAIL INSTRUCTIONS. THIS PROOF WILL CORRESPOND TO YOUR NAME […]
I don’t write an article for one week and everything goes to pot. From earthquakes to tsunamis to Roman Polanski being nabbed for a crime he committed 30-odd years ago. The sports gods were obviously seriously miffed about no Sports Roundup last Thursday and this week the entire world has paid the price. But nobody […]
It’s going to be difficult for me to write this article without audio. Because I want to shout it. I want to scream it. It’s off the charts. It’s off the hook. And dare I say it, OFF THE CHAIN! Cape Town has NEVER seen anything like this before! Stop it It was […]
You’ll recall with tears in your eyes the 2nd Neighbourhood Rock/Paper/Scissors Grand National which took place a couple months ago at Neighbourhood bar on Long Street. Ja, well it looks like the organisers have finally surfaced from the tequila haze and have produced a highlights video from the event. They’re taking it national (properly) soon […]
I mentioned this the other day but I didn’t have the footage. Now I do have the footage and I want to bring it to you in a full-on POST, rather than a Good Morning Headline. Because I dig Conan O’Brien! For those of you NOT in the loop, Conan O’Brien is a […]
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
Don’t be shy to use the term “ground breaking” as you take in an all-new feature here on 2oceansvibe, in the form of the “Cape Town Short Cuts!” (use fingers above head to indicate inverted commas). This brand new concept takes you, the very beautiful 2oceansvibe reader, onto the streets of Cape Town. Watch and […]
The fact that capetowntrafficcam.co.za gives you live webcam footage of the traffic situation on Cape Town’s roads, is one thing – but there is surely nothing wrong with taking in the sites while you’re doing it? Check out these STUNNING pics spotted on the site this morning. Milnerton region Camps Bay beach Nothing […]
There was a U.N. meeting at the Museum of Modern Art in New York on Wednesday, during which US President Barack Obama had to endure 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries. ALL THE PHOTOS can be seen one-by-one on the State Department’s flikr page. Or, what you might prefer, and the reason for this post; […]
If you’re reading this it means that Seth has given me permission to go and celebrate my heritage. Just know that I go with a heavy heart and an empty bladder- missing a Thursday Roundup absolutely guts me. Through the power of words I am able to convey feelings and emotions that come from the […]
I won’t have to walk very far from my suite at the Cape Royale, downstairs to 1800 restaurant on Sunday; as they showcase over 50 wines, cheeses and chocolates! The Cape Royale Food & Beverage Manager gave me a glimpse of what they’re doing and I can promise you this is NOT to be missed. […]