Look, we all knew it was a mess over at SAA, but the latest figures released by Auditor-General Kimi Makwetu are far worse than previously imagined.
Welcome to the latest edition of ‘Awkward moments with Donald’, and boy do we have a winner for you today. How about an arm wrestle?
We’re going to assume Ivanka is capable of real human emotion here, in which case she’s probably rethinking how and what she tweets.
Everyone knows that Vladimir is a big fan of dishing out revenge, and the latest attack on a Russian spy in the UK leads to a pretty obvious conclusion.
He’s not exactly in Cyril Ramaphosa’s good books, having been reassigned during the last Cabinet Reshuffle, and Malusi Gigaba seems to be cracking under the pressure.
Americans and their guns, right? Well, if you’ve ever wondered what airs on pro-gun channel NRA TV, you’re in for a nasty surprise.
We know that Zuma’s SABC interview on the day of his resignation was full of indignation, but behind the scenes he was plotting a final, desperate attempt to cling to power.
Perhaps we’re not in a position to poke fun at other countries and their political messes, but let’s take a closer look at Italy anyway.
‘Ol Donald has had some less than complimentary things to say about South Africa over the years, but it seems that he doesn’t mind hiring a few.
When asked about the extensive and ever-growing list of accusations against her father, Ivanka Trump replied with an unsatisfactory answer.
Speaking to top officials during a state-of-the nation address, Putin disclosed new information on Russia’s nuclear arms programme.
South African politics has long resembled ‘House of Cards’, and it’s no different with Ramaphosa in charge. What forced him to choose a deputy with such a shady past?
Jacques Pauw isn’t the most popular man in the upper echelons of South Africa’s state security agencies, and yesterday they decided to pounce again.
The examination of what went wrong in Florida continues, and it’s clear that many fingers can be pointed. Just a pity Trump wasn’t there to charge in and save the day.
Whilst presiding over the swearing in of our new ministers yesterday, Chief Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng decided to go off script. We’re pretty glad he did.
Our local politicians defy belief, and over in America they somehow elected a sentient naartjie. If you want to lay claim to being the world’s craziest election, you better deliver.
Last night, after two delays, Cyril Ramaphosa announced his new cabinet ministers, as well as South Africa’s new deputy president, David Mabuza. The man has a past.
We’ve met his wife, and seen pictures of the massive Fresnaye house, but what about Cyril Ramaphosa’s children? Let’s have a quick meet-and-greet.
Career politicians are pretty adept at handling whatever questions are thrown at them, but spare a thought for Jacinda Ardern during her ’60 Minutes’ interview.
Trevor might have climbed to the top of the food chain, buttering his bread with potshots at Donald Trump, but he hasn’t forgotten about our dear JZ.
Cyril’s Fresnaye mansion is what many of us would dream of owning, with panoramic views of the Atlantic from high above Sea Point.
Eusebius McKaiser isn’t one to mince his words, and it’s clear that he wasn’t a fan of yesterday’s Budget Speech. Also, y’all see Gigaba quoting Kendrick Lamar?
Yesterday afternoon saw Finance Minister Malusi Gigaba deliver his first budget speech, and his efforts were always going to be met with a mixed reaction.
Donald has burnt a few bridges here in Africa, and peeps aren’t going to forget his disparaging comments any time soon. Maybe what he needs is a cleanse?
You’ve done your bit and brought your home’s water usage way down, and now you expect your next water bill to reflect that. Turns out you may have an issue.
Delivering his maiden budget speech, all eyes will be on Malusi Gigaba. He must now explain how South Africa intends to fill that R50 billion budget hole.
The president spent more than an hour responding to the SONA debate yesterday, and he didn’t shy away from the burning questions. He even mentioned Marikana.
There will be no shortage of ministers looking nervously over their shoulders, but there are seven in particular who we could all do with seeing the back of.
We’ve heard from opposition members, and now it’s time for Cyril Ramaphosa to outline how he plans to right the ship. Let’s head to Parliament.
He’s been off air for a while now, enjoying some time away from the telly, but last night saw John Oliver return to our screens with a bang.