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Cyril Ramaphosa
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Pravin Gordon Admits De Ruyter Told Him About Eskom Corruption
28 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Gordon reiterated that he could not rely on “rumour, suspicion or even what a certain publication calls intelligence. There’s a distinction between that and evidence.” Yes genius, but evidence comes from investigating suspicions, rumours, and intelligence. One would swear that the ministerial Netflix account never streams procedural cop shows. This is first season CSI stuff, man.
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Breaking News: South Africa Has Been Greylisted
24 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
We would like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in hollowing out our institutions, for their impressive and continued corruption of the state, unwillingness to do the right thing, and insistence on following the road signs that say ‘Evil/Stupid This Way’. Special mention to President Ramaphosa for his sterling efforts at keeping the country on a downward trajectory. Where’s Will Smith with a p@#$ klap when you need him?
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SONA 2023: The Good, The Bad, And The Stupid [Video]
10 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
There’s nothing quite like seeing a soldier in full battle armour ‘escorting’ dissenting MPs from the room to cement your trust in our democracy.
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Friday Morning Spice
10 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Ramaphosa looks for electricity czar, Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi commercial has viewers horrified, 26 Mega projects for SA, Experts slate Kardashian’s vagina gummies, EFF gets the jackboot, 12 Ways to meditate without meditating, Death Toll in Turkey reaches 22 000, SA fishers protest against oil drilling, Hollywood pimp sentenced to prison and new study suggest vaping is bad for your immune system.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
31 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Deforestation in Brazil melting Himalayas, Ramaphosa wants State of Disaster, Djokovic back on top, How to pay less tax, Lisa Marie was broke when she died, Johannesburg has blue water, Lira is getting better, Oscar controversy, What’s with all the tech-layoffs? And the subtle art of complaining.
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Monday Moring Spice
23 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Cyril finds a sliver of backbone, Woman still missing in Camps Bay, Avatar 2 rakes in the cash, Another mass shooting in US, World’s biggest pizza, Mbalula blames witchcraft, Woman sues bar for getting stupid drunk, Woke museum ditches ‘Mummy’.
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The Sad Reality Of The Phala Phala Mess, As Summed Up By Zapiro
08 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
According to the Section 89 independent panel report, President Cyril Ramaphosa has an impeachment case to answer over serious violations of the Constitution.
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Here’s Where Iqbal Survé And IOL Reckon Cyril’s Missing Millions Came From
05 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Decuplets. In a single word, you can destroy the credibility of Iqbal Survé and the media outlets he leads.
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Zapiro’s Piercing Take On The Ramaphosa Phala Phala Drama
02 Dec 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Even if you don’t care one iota about politics in this country, and I envy you on that front, the events of the past 48 hours or so are worth a closer look.
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Friday Morning Spice
02 Dec 2022 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Cyril’s resignation U-Turn. Kanye goes full Nazi. Art attached from CEO’s home on wealthy JHB street. The butts of ‘White Lotus’.
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Thursday Morning Spice
01 Dec 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ramaphosa Phala Phala worries escalate. Jack Ma hiding in Japan. Baguette recognition. Elon and Apple make peace. Ronaldo’s massive offer. Kendall sizzles.
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Awkward Moment King Charles Totally Butchers Ramaphosa’s Name [Video]
24 Nov 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
King Charles III welcomed President Cyril Ramaphosa to Buckingham Palace this week. Perhaps somebody should have run him through a few basics.
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I See We’re Back To Writing Open Letters To President Ramaphosa
21 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Open letters directed at President Cyril Ramaphosa were hugely popular during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. I guess old habits die hard.
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Monday Morning Spice
19 Sep 2022 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Cyril coming home to deal with power crisis. Staggie’s son shot dead. Photo of Leo and Gigi goes viral.
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Everybody’s Laughing At Ramaphosa’s Pothole Antics [Video]
05 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
On Saturday, President Ramaphosa headed to Delmas, Mpumalanga, as part of an ANC service delivery campaign.
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Let’s Pretend To Be Surprised At The EFF’s Latest Parliament Shenanigans [Videos]
31 Aug 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Another day, another example of how the EFF offers voters nothing more than empty rhetoric and childish petulance.
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Ramaphosa’s Energy Plan Has One Glaring Problem
03 Aug 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s been 11 days since load shedding but the alarm rang yesterday as Eskom warned that stage two could be implemented over the next few days.
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Cyril Explains The Plan For Eskom / Load Shedding
10 Jun 2022 by Paula / No Comments
President Cyril Ramaphosa announced that South Africa is on the precipice of instituting significant changes in the country’s flagging electricity sector
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They Reckon This Is The Footage Of The Ramaphosa Robbery [Video]
08 Jun 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
A former State Security boss leaked a CCTV video showing the purported burglary that occurred at Cyril Ramaphosa’s farm where a ton of hidden money was stolen.
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“You Must Go” – Ramaphosa’s Appearance On Sunday Went Down Like A Lead Balloon [Videos]
03 May 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
On Sunday, President Cyril Ramaphosa was forced to abandon his Workers’ Day address in Rustenburg.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
30 Mar 2022 by Kiernan / No Comments
Ramaphosa motion of no confidence. Prince Andrew shocker at Philip memorial. Load shedding every three days. Wrong Will Smith attacked.
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Zapiro’s Reached The End Of His Rope With Ramaphosa
22 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With our national state of disaster once again extended, despite pleas from various experts for it to end, patience with President Ramaphosa is wearing thin.
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Did You See Ramaphosa’s Super Cringe ‘Fear Fokol’ Moment? [Video]
18 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In response to a question from Julius Malema regarding Bheki Cele, President Ramaphosa surprised parliament while stressing how unafraid he is.
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Why The Battle To Be Cyril’s Deputy President Is Worth Keeping A Close Eye On
01 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s likely that Ramaphosa will stay on as party president come the ANC elective conference in December. There’s more uncertainty around who will be his second in command.
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It Appears That President Ramaphosa Is Delusional
30 Sep 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
With the Digital Vibes scandal hanging over the ANC ahead of the elections on November 1, President Ramaphosa has taken an interesting approach to dealing with those responsible.
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Read This Before You Celebrate Ramaphosa’s Cabinet Reshuffle
06 Aug 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The much-anticipated cabinet reshuffle, which had been on the cards for a while, was announced by President Ramaphosa last night. A few appointments warrant a closer look.
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What We Can Expect From Ramaphosa’s Cabinet Reshuffle
04 Aug 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
President Cyril Ramaphosa is set to shuffle the deck, with a number of ministers reported to be on the chopping block.
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Everyone’s Talking About Ramaphosa And His ‘Stolen’ iPad [Video]
23 Jun 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
President Cyril Ramaphosa was left perplexed, and a little embarrassed, when he couldn’t locate his iPad before making an important announcement.
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Friday Morning Spice
04 Jun 2021 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
MPs struggle to make ends meet. Amelia Hamlin poses in ‘empowering’ lingerie. Land seizure stumbling block.
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“A Pack Of Insulting Lies” – You’re Not The Only One Who’s Sick Of Cyril’s ‘Family Meetings’
03 Jun 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
For many South Africans, this past Sunday’s ‘family meeting’ was the final straw, and patience has all but worn thin.
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