Wednesday Morning Spice

Old boys double down in Wilgenhof saga, Takealot crushes Temu and Shein, Ramaphosa reshuffles his cabinet, Qatar Grand Prix penalty hurts Lando Norris, and inside The UK’s ‘Wild West’ court system.
The Cape Town Teenager Being Eyed By Premier League Champions Manchester City And Chelsea FC

Manchester City are also apparently monitoring the youngster while he is at Chelsea.
Argentinean Government Asks Messi For Public Apology Following Racist Team Chant, Even Though He Wasn’t Involved

A messy (‘scuse the pun) scene is unfolding in the world of international football, following a live stream video of the Argentinean national soccer team using a racist chant while travelling in their team bus.
Incredible Story Of Women’s World Cup Goes Way Beyond Football In Doccie That The Guardian Awarded Five Stars [Trailer]

A new documentary is about to hit the big screen about an incredible event that vanished from the historical record.
Many Puzzled By Circumstances Of Death After Three Men Found Frozen Outside Their Friends House Two Days After Watching Football Together

The trio had been at Willis’ home on 7 January to celebrate a game that saw the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the Las Vegas Raiders and had left with no one as a witness, without their coats, only to never make it to their cars, homes, or wives.
Thursday Morning Spice

Penthouse magazine model sues Axl Rose of Guns N’ Roses, Jehovah’s Witnesses say goodbye to tracking proselytizing hours, Planes sent off course with unprecedented navigation system attacks, Ferrari car owner, City of Cape Town in damages spat, and Anatoli Restaurant closes its doors after 40 years.
Will Ferrell Plays Surprise DJ Set At College Frat Party [Video]

Will Ferrell returned to his old alma mater at the University of Southern California this weekend to spin some old-school bangers at their fraternity party.
Footie Player Goes Viral After Hitting Ref With An ‘UNO Reverse’ In Response To Yellow Card [Video]

Someone please send Eben Etzebeth a stack of UNO reverse cards for the next Springbok match, I wanna test a theory…
‘The Real Master Chef’ Sipho Mbule Rocks PUMA Custom Kicks As Sundowns FC Continues Winning Streak [Video]

Sipho Mbule AKA ‘The Real Master Chef’ recently took to social media to show off the latest PUMA collab with a pair of custom kicks, featuring the player’s name, proud team colours and South African flag swag.
Spanish Football President’s Mom Goes On Hunger Strike As Sexual Assault Investigation Heats Up

In the midst of this turmoil, Rubiales’s mother, Ángeles Béjar, has taken an extreme step to protest against what she perceives as a “hunt” against her son.
Outrage Over Spanish FA President’s Non-Consensual Kiss At World Cup Final [Video]

Rubiales defended his actions when asked about the incident, dismissing it as a “minor show of affection” between two people.
Saudi Arabian Football Club Offers Kylian Mbappe R6,7 Billion In Bonkers Transfer Deal

Mbappe is quoted as saying that he isn’t keen to move to Saudi Arabia, and would not mind spending the season on PSG’s bench before moving to Real Madrid next summer, but c’mon, one season in the sun would net him enough to buy Melkbosstrand, so he will definitely sleep on it.
Steve McManaman Teased About Needing A Geography Lesson After ‘Made In South Africa’ Comment [Video]

Ag shame, Steve, South America is not the same as South Africa.
Never Push The Ref: Watch This Premier League Player Get An Eight Game Ban [Video]

Fulham’s Aleksandar Mitrovic was given harsh punishment after aggressively pushing the referee on the field.
‘Snus’ On The Rise In UK Sports – Is It Legal In SA? And Where To Get It.

The new drug of choice among UK football players appears to be a little-known tobacco pouch called “snus”.
“Ronaldo’s A P*es” – SuperSport Presenter Doesn’t Hold Back [Video]

SuperSport presenter Tshepang ‘Twiggy’ Mollison gave a rather frank assessment of Cristiano Ronaldo, which hasn’t gone down well.
Even Bruno Fernandes Appears To Be Tired Of Cristiano Ronaldo [Video]

Following his bombshell Piers Morgan interview, Ronaldo may find love from his Manchester United teammates hard to come by.
The Soweto Derby Was Decided By This Goal Of The Year Contender [Videos]

Yusuf Maart has cemented his place in Chiefs folklore with a goal that will live long in the memory of his side’s supporters.
Guardian’s ‘Best Young Talents In World Football’ List Includes Capetonian [Video]

In order to make The Guardian’s ‘Next Generation 2022’ list, you have to be a special talent born in the year 2005. Enter Luphumlo ‘Kaka’ Sifumba.
Eto’o, Ronaldinho, Gascoigne – The Most Outrageous Footballer Contract Demands

When you combine extreme talent, boatloads of money, and the adoration of millions of fans around the world, it’s not too surprising when footballers develop sizeable egos that need massaging.
Paul Pogba Family Drama Involves Extortion, Witchdoctors, And Kylian Mbappé

This week has seen a series of extraordinary claims and counterclaims from Paul and his brother, Mathias.
How Much It Would Cost To Buy Manchester United

As Manchester United’s on-field woes continue, there’s talk of the “biggest takeover in global sports history” being on the cards within the next two years.
It’s Getting Really Awkward Between Neymar And Mbappé [Videos]

Despite a close bond formed over previous seasons, tensions between Kylian Mbappé and Neymar are now boiling over.
We Have Our First Injury Time Goalkeeper Goal Of The Season [Video]

QPR goalkeeper Seny Dieng didn’t bother to ask his manager’s permission to come up for a late corner against Sunderland. It’s a good thing he didn’t.
England Football Team Storms Post-Match Press Conference [Video]

Lionesses manager Sarina Wiegman faced the media after her side clinched England’s first major tournament victory since 1966. The players didn’t hold back.
Banyana Banyana Really Enjoyed Making History This Weekend [Videos]

On Saturday night, Banyana Banyana won the 2022 Women’s Africa Cup of Nations title in Morocco. The celebrations that followed were great fun to watch.
Everyone’s Cracking The Same Joke About Cape Town Spurs’ Latest Signing

Spurs are hoping to push for promotion to the DStv Premiership this upcoming season. Their latest signing, Maurice Finck, bears a striking resemblance to a certain Liverpool player.
In Case You Missed The Ridiculous Ending To The Man City Vs Real Madrid Semi Last Night [Video]

Manchester City were coasting as the clock ticked to 90 minutes, before then the wheels came off in spectacular fashion.
Ronaldo Loses It And Whacks Fan’s Phone [Video]

Following the final whistle at Goodison Park, Ronaldo was filmed slapping a phone from the hands of an Everton fan.
Thursday Morning Spice

Russia wants Euro 2028. Prince William’s ‘profound sorrow’. Becker offered wedding ring to pay debt. Amelia Gray Hamlin models bikini.