Wednesday Morning Spice

Trump releases 80,000 JFK assassination files, Alphabet spins off Starlink competitor Taara, Court battle over analogue TV switch-off begins, Director Accused of blowing $11 million meant for Netflix show, Inside Elon Musk and Sam Altman’s AI grudge match, Putin agrees to halt strikes on Ukraine energy targets, and Peru declares state of emergency after killing of popular singer
Thursday Morning Spice

Brawl leads to gunfire at plush Pretoria estate, Cape Town adds more new jobs than all other metros combined, Where is ‘wife killer’ Shrien Dewani now, National Assembly finally gives Cannabis Bill the green light, and ‘World’s Sexiest Bald Man’ 2023 announced.
Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Kisses And Tells’ In Interview Nobody Asked For [Video]

Gwyneth Paltrow seems to have gone a bit goopy in the head from steaming her yoni one too many times.
Friday Morning Spice

Trump gets indicted, Megan Markle has a strange relationship with reality, Tycoon selling unvaxxed sperm, Cape Town series nominated for best international series at Cannes, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s trial is finally over.
Monday Morning Spice

Another kidnapping, Kanye likes Jewish people after watching 21 Jump Street, Canada’s crypto king abducted and tortured, ‘Hotel Rwanda’ hero granted a presidential pardon, and Donald Trump calls for destruction.
Thursday Morning Spice

Bill Gates predicts AI future, Michael Schumacher’s wife feels trapped, Interest rate hike expected next week, Full list of Bafta nominees, Scientists create time bending mirror, Gwyneth and her yoni still in court, and Reggaeton pair wants to copyright their beat.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Prasa buys bullets, Rupert Murdock marries at 92, Russia’s Ex-Prez threatens The Hague with a hypersonic missile, Gwyneth Paltrow and her yoni in court, and Ferrari gets hacked.
Love Is In The Air – Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Vagina Scented Candles Perfect For Load Shedding Valentine’s

Gwyneth Paltrow has your back this Valentine’s Day.
Gwyneth Paltrow Bares It All For 50th Birthday

Gwyneth Paltrow said that she felt “so good” turning 50 that she wrapped herself in gold and did a nude photoshoot to “express her energy and optimism”.
Former Goop Chief Dishes The Dirt On “Toxic” Wellness Culture

Gwyneth Paltrow’s former right-hand woman has spoken out about the toxicity of Goop’s diet and wellness culture, which forced her to repeatedly punish her body.
Let’s Take A Look Around Gwyneth Paltrow’s California Home [Video]

Paltrow’s Montecito home that she shares with her husband, writer-producer Brad Falchuk, has many elements designed to nurture the mind, body, and soul.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Sued For ‘Exploding’ Vagina-Scented Candle

We’ve warned you before Goop’s jade eggs, and now we must add something about the vagina-scented candles, too.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Netflix Series Poses ‘Considerable Health Risk’

NHS England chief executive Simon Stevens has stepped in to warn people about Gwyneth Paltrow’s Netflix show, ‘The Goop Lab’.
Exorcisms, Psychics, And Orgasms Are All Part Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Series [Trailer]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s new reality mini-series invites you to look at ‘alternative lifestyle practices’ that you should probably never try.
Gwyneth Paltrow Bought Herself A Vibrator For Christmas [Video]

It looks like Gwyneth will be enjoying herself in the coming weeks, if this advert is anything to go by.
Turns Out Gwyneth Paltrow Played A Big Part In Bringing Down Harvey Weinstein

Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t one of the big names doing the rounds when the Harvey Weinstein scandal first broke, but she had a lot to do with outing him as a sexual predator.
Gwyneth Paltrow Reckons This Hallucinogen Is The Next Big Thing

During an interview promoting her company, Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow weighed in on the supposed ‘health trends’ we can expect in 2019.
Gwyneth Paltrow Seriously Injured Someone In A Hit And Run

Gwyneth Paltrow is facing a £2,37 million lawsuit following a hit and run skiing crash, which left a man seriously injured.
Seven Wacky Things You Can Purchase From Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop

Take a look at some of the weirdest products available from Gwyneth Paltrow’s ridiculous “wellness company”, Goop.
Can We Chat About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bullshit Pseudoscience Website For A Second?

Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website that offers New Age advice and products was given a boatload of money from a venture capitalist. But why?
Gwyneth Paltrow Not Shy Of Showing Off Her Bottom At 43

That’s correct, you will shortly be looking at pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow’s derrière. There’s that grin you’ve been missing all Monday.
Oh Dear – Gwyneth Paltrow Did The Ice Bucket Challenge – Guess Who She Nominated [Video]

Gwyneth Paltrow dons a brave face and has ice water thrown on her for the ALS challenge that is now very global. Guess who she then nominates…
Gwyneth Paltrow Slammed For This Audrey Hepburn Ad

After Paltrow debuted a new Max Factor campaign that shows her paying tribute to Audrey Hepburn, fans of the late star are not so pleased.
This Is Why Gwyneth And Chris Broke Up

They are going to “consciously uncouple” – the term Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin used when they announced their separation. The Academy award winning actress and the frontman from Coldplay insist that they will still “co-parent” their kids while being on different continents.
Wednesday Morning Spice

Gwyneth and Chris are over. Pistorius breaks silence. Candy Crush explosion. ‘Serious judgement lapse’ in Schumacher’s care. Facebook makes another billion dollar acquisition. Four men arrested for World Trade Center base jump. Iceland has a digital currency.
The Bush Is Officially Back

A recent study in the UK has revealed that more and more women have decided to go au naturale, while more and more men are okay with that. Yup. Despite being bombarded with images of pubic topiary whenever Britney Spears or Paris Hilton got out of a cab, it seems as if the trend is now to totally neglect the razor.
Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Going Nuclear’ In War Against Vanity Fair

The word around town is that Vanity Fair has a scathing article on Gwyneth Paltrow in the works, and she is doing absolutely everything she can to stop them publishing it. According to RadarOnline.com, she is attempting to utterly “destroy” the magazine’s reputation before her story goes to print.
Does Gwyneth Paltrow Have BO? And Did She Cheat On Brad Pitt AND Ben Affleck?

Pop news fans are drooling for Vanity Fair’s threatened Gwyneth Paltrow ‘take down’ piece – hitting shelves very soon. This comes after she was bust telling people not to cooperate with the magazine. Here are some possible angles for the story..
SPL!NG Movie Review: Iron Man 3

Iron Man surpassed expectations, while Iron Man 2 hovered below them. Just when we thought the Iron Man saga needed a bit of oil, The Avengers knocked any signs of rust off the rocket-powered Tin Man with Robert Downey Jr. stealing the show once again (with the Hulk’s permission). So the excitement around the May […]
Radvertising? Warner Bros. Promotes ‘Contagion’ Film With Bacteria Billboard
Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming film, ‘Contagion,’ needed some promotion because apparently Marion Cotillard’s presence isn’t enough. So, reasonably, Warner Bros hired a couple of microbiologist and immunologists to create billboards filled with growing bacteria and fungi that would spell out promotional messages. Please save your ‘viral marketing’ comments for after class.