Friday, July 18, 2025

Giant Sea-Monster Identified [Video]

After two years of analysis and head scratching experts have finally identified this giant blob of a sea monster. It is…. a placental jellyfish. This was confimed by studying various markings and, of course, its gonads! Good job folks… If only we knew what ate that shark a few weeks ago we could all rest […]

Monster Porn Is A Thing Now

Yes, truly. Innocent, if poorly written, Mills & Boon novels have given way to classics like ‘Cum For Bigfoot’. It seems ’50 Shades of Grey’ has woken the Kraken of human sexuality, and now the ferociously horny are looking for something a little more…exotic.