THIS is what the world is coming to. The ridiculous crap that parody comedians dream up is coming true.

A few years ago this parody video above was uploaded to the interwebs, to rip off American eating habits, for our enjoyment. But the disgusting eating bags that you can strap to your face so you don’t have to worry about holding your food or breathing between each bite, are slowly becoming a reality.

In celebration of their 50th anniversary in Puerto Rico, Burger King and DLC/Ogilvy & Mather joined together to create one of the laziest contraptions we’ve seen since the bread slicer.

The “Hands Free Whopper” is a horrible gadget, similar to a harmonica lock, except this thing rests around your neck and holds a burger in front of your mouth.

Now you can drive, clean, walk your dog or do unmentionables while you eat – all hands free.

[Source: Design Taxi]