Casper de Vries has been making South Africans laugh for decades.

In case you haven’t watched the “It’s a f*cking parrot” sketch, you’re welcome.

He’s also refreshingly honest on social media, and yesterday he didn’t mince his words when talking about his rather interesting Monday evening.

I say interesting, but he doesn’t really have much memory of what went down.

Here’s the text from his Instagram post:

Never drink sleepingpills and then wash it down with clean SKYY vodka. @deepfriedman found me passed out naked in the streets of Linden, bruised and bloodied. Kent was missing. I think I wanted to take him for a walk. But he fucked off. I remember NOTHING. Even hurt my neck & am now wearing Montelle’s brace. Kent came back. Nursing bruises and scratches on my legs. Feel sorry please. And then you may laugh.

You heard the man. A moment of feeling sorry, please.

And then allow yourself a chuckle.

Apparently, Casper rents from SA musical comedian Deep Fried Man, who discovered him on the street and took him to bed.

Let’s maybe stay away from mixing booze and sleeping pills and Casper, if you know of a good hangover cure, please share it with Derick Hougaard.

[source:timeslive]