Over the next few days, you’re going to hearing plenty about Donald and Kim, the match made in hell.
The evil dictator and the wannabe dictator are currently in Hanoi, Vietnam, for another round of meetings. There will be plenty of photo ops, hand-shaking, and maybe even another love letter from Kim Jong Un.
Did Kim Jong Un bring his own toilet this time? The jury is out.
Anyway, these guys are such romantics. Remember when the master dealmaker let the cat out the bag about their love affair?
Other than the murderous regime and the prison camps and the execution of all those who don’t obey his every command, that Kim doesn’t seem like a bad guy.
The meeting between Trump and Kim is due to take place later today, and the North Korean leader has already arrived at the residence where he will be staying in Hanoi.
If you need a recap of sorts from the last time they met, including that truly absurd video the US put together, here you go.
As per usual, Kim’s 12 bodyguards were close at hand wherever he went, and they always attract media attention for their jogging exploits.
Enjoy:
When they get into it, the synchronicity is quite something:
And the bodyguards are running. pic.twitter.com/6KspN8J006
— Andrew Peng (@TheAPJournalist) February 26, 2019
Athletes, every last one of them.
Some details via Business Insider:
Becoming one of Kim’s jogging guards requires a lot of testing and a rigorous selection process.
Kim’s bodyguards act as a human shield for the North Korean leader, and are hand picked for fitness, height, eyesight, marksmanship, martial arts skill, and even how good looking they are…
They’re all soldiers from the Korean People’s Army (KPA,) and are picked by a government agency called Central Party Office Number Six…
I wonder if Kim personally inspects them? Wouldn’t come as a great surprise, given his obvious love for inspecting things in his homeland.
Once the leaders meet, we can expect much talk of agreements and treaties and great leaders and deals so good you wouldn’t believe, and then both will just carry on their merry ways.
Last time, Donnie wasn’t all that keen to discuss Otto Wambier, the American student who was returned from North Korean prison in a coma, dying shortly afterwards.
Given that POTUS and Kimmy Jong are in love, something tells me he won’t be bringing it up this time, either.
[source:businsider]
