2oceansvibe Character, Six Figures, sent in this beautiful vibe: Seth, See attached, a small Indian guy in Singapore has the cure for every disease in the world. You’d have to think that if you got that close then you would probably hold out the formal announcement of your discovery until you tick off “death” as […]
PopYaCollar Captures Another Snappy Dresser On The Streets of Cape Town Police Search Home Of Gizmodo Editor Over Lost iPhone 4G – Those of you who think this whole thing was a publicity stunt may want to revise that stance. It’s unlikely the police would play along with a intentional leaking of an iPhone and […]
Are YOU ready? If you’ve been toying with the idea of defaulting on your home loan or joining a Russian acrobat troupe for a while now, go for it. Last week, students on UCT’s upper campus were the victims of random and ferocious pamphlet bombings by people wearing “May 21, 2011” T-shirts. Naturally lured in […]
In my matric year, 16 years ago today, South Africa held it’s first democratic elections, which brought the ANC and Nelson Mandela into power. Since that day, some of you have spent each and every moment petrified, preaching that the end was near. Nelson Mandela casts his vote in 1994 “When Nelson is no longer […]
It’s a special moment when Ryan drops me a note to let me know the package has arrived. Aah yes, another delivery of Collar And Cuff shirts – our favourite online tailored shirt service. Collar And Cuff But they’re not just basic tailored shirts – these puppies are fully adjustable. I have now finally settled […]
I don’t know what’s inside them, and I don’t care to be quite honest. But I can tell you right now that these little cookies are the hottest little things on the street at the moment. Apparently they’re available at the Woodstock market. All I know is The Muse got a whole bunch of them […]
That’s right, you heard me – the poms will be coming with their OWN vuvuzelas! Just when you thought you had the market cornered with that container of vuvuzelas you plan to sell, Sainsbury’s chain of supermarkets in the UK are cutting you off before the rabble even get here! God help us all.. Check […]
I had the pleasure of attending a mind-blowing show on Wednesday night, courtesy of Cosmopolitan. It was held at Vaudeville in town and was presented as a proper show – not some random fashion ramp with models plonking along, but a full-on spectacular! 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, Lisa Cowley Killing it at the Cosmo Jeans Fashion […]
THIS SHOW IS COMPLETE – CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO IT. ———————————- Cokey Falkow will be co-hosting the 2oceansvibe Show on 2oceansvibeRadio.com tomorrow (Friday) morning from 08h00 to 09h30 (SA time). Cokey, one of SA’s biggest and most shocking comedians of all time, joins us LIVE direct from Hollywood, Los Angeles in […]
My goodness, I do like the sound of this! Finally we get a rally which makes use of both fine cars and the magical vistas that make up the Western Cape. They say it’s a non-competitive rally, but if I manage to secure a berth I can promise you right now I will have a […]
I simply cannot carry on much longer without doing a post about this goddamn volcano. When I first heard about it I thought I would tip-toe around the issue and wait for it to go away. But then it got worse. Then flights were cancelled. Then everyone was talking about it. Then my own friends […]
I’ve been struggling to keep quiet about this for quite some time now, as the excitement has been too much. After months of travel around Africa, resulting in an archive of thousands of never-seen-before photographs, one of South Africa’s top photographers and my friend, Andrew Verster-Cohen (VC), has finally released his African football book, entitled […]
Yes, that’s right, my lover – Goldfish are playing at Moyo at Spier in Stellenbosch on Monday night (Tuesday is a holiday). Those of you who tuned in to the first 2oceansvibe Radio Show (podcast available here) will know that Dave from Goldfish was our guest on the show (with a sick Dom joining briefly […]
Last week I showed you that pic of Candice Swanepoel from her latest GQ (SA) shoot. Needless to say I bought the actual mag this weekend. The new issue of GQ (SA) Are you ok with that? Here are two more pics from the mag.. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I left out the […]
I was really stoked when I found this pack of magic in the Big Blue shop in Kalk Bay this weekend. As some of you will be aware, drinking alcohol on Camps Bay beach and all other public beaches in Cape Town is prohibited. And whilst some of you have taken to making pre-mixed drinks […]
I just got my latest issue of Car Magazine in the post and spotted the all-new Jaguar XJ on the cover. Jeepers, but that is a beauty! The Cape Royale has been driving me around in the XF which has been an absolute dream, but I must say I wouldn’t mind an upgrade, if there’s […]
As the regulars would have noticed, 2oceansvibe has been plastered with ads for MWEB’s new uncapped broadband service – the first uncapped service in South Africa. They have a number of packages and there is one to suit every pocket and speed. I would like to tell you about my package. Sis, don’t be rude […]
Word on the street is that a valet attendant employed by the four star Grand Daddy on Long Street may have allegedly abused his position last Saturday night. And when we say “abused his position”, what we really mean to say is “stole a Grand Daddy client’s Mini Cooper Sport, and wrecked it Jub Jub […]
In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going […]
It’s common knowledge amongst the well-informed (funny that) that your traffic fines will almost always be reduced if you send in a letter with a feasible excuse to the traffic department. Fines are nearly always halved at the very least. The only problem is we often don’t have the strength to actually sit down and […]
These pics were taken at a fundraising dance of sorts at St. Anne’s in Durban, circa 2001/2002. Given that our angel was born October 20, 1988, these photos show her at the tender age of 13. A mere eight years before she would be galavanting around the world in Victoria’s Secret lingerie. Click to enlarge.. […]
I don’t want to even begin to get my head around how they do this (it seems involves digital “equipment”), but all I can say is that it is nothing short of awesome. This video is being used to market the new 3D Samsung Television sets (do we still call them TV “sets?”). You’ll like […]
That’s right my fine feathered friends! It’ll be two shows at The Assembly, Harrington Street, Cape Town. Since being back in SA, Just Jinjer have performed at major festivals, corporate shows and at a jam packed Kirstenbosch Gardens. In April, they will be back in the mother city to set the Cape Town nightlife alight […]
I’ll be honest, I do feel slightly bad that I refused the advancements of young Minki van der Westhuizen, a few weeks back – when she was tweeting about being a Weather Girl etc. Had I known she would have been resorting to this kind of behaviour, I certainly would have made an exception and […]
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
Wow! Who would have thought Puma would be helping the environment simply by folding their T-shirts one more time before you buy them? How does that work, you ask? Simple! PUMA today launched an innovative solution including a “Clever Little Bag” to significantly reduce the amount of waste and CO2 emissions that traditional product packaging […]
These T-shirts are currently being produced in the UK. Awesome.. [thanks earl]
There are a number of ways to kill oneself and it makes sense that people would have a squizz in Google to find out the method that best suits them. Not me, I know the vibe I would go for if everything went tits up – the classic hosepipe from the exhaust into the car […]
My love for specific brands and, in particular, Carmel Dill cucumbers (gherkins) are well documented on these, the hallowed pages of 2oceansvibe (here, here and here). The last time I chatted to the owner of the Camps Bay Friendly store, he informed me that part of the reason that he didn’t stock the STRONG Carmel […]
My people managed to get me this radical pic from the latest (May) issue of GQ which went on sale all over SA today. Apparently this pic wasn’t even used in their layout, so 2oceansvibe is pretty much the only website in the world to have it. That’s exactly how we like it.. Click pic […]