The cult movement in support of ass flavoured products seems to be escalating as the essence of ass is being used in foods as far afield as Knysna! It’s obviously moving up the coast, as it wasn’t a few months ago someone spotted ass flavoured cup cakes in Hermanus. Unlike the ass flavoured products featured […]
I didn’t think it would work, when I was first told about @yourlunchrun, the new Twitter account guy whose Twitter page tells us, “Don’t have time for a run? I’ll do it for your lazy Ass. Just enjoy the ‘time out’ and even send requests to make it YourRun – GO!” Apparently he heads off […]
With the signature 2oceansvibe slogan telling us, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday,” there were two very obvious things that needed to be addessed. First was the launch of 2oceansvibe Jobs – a website which showcases all temporary, freelance and part-time jobs available in Cape Town and beyond. No permanent 9-5 jobs will be […]
A new website, by the name of www.stephaniekohler.co.za has gone viral in South Africa’s Twitter universe. From what initially like someone’s own personal webpage, the person to which the domain name refers, “Stephanie Kohler,” has nothing to do with the website whatsoever, other than being the target of an online attack. Retribution for alleged fraudulent […]
Hello there, shapely girls.. Curvy Models – The Shape of Things to Come? – As always within the fashion industry, your dress size dictates your validity and of course whether or not you are added to the catwalk line up or left at home experimenting with the latest diet fads in an attempt to ‘fit’ […]
I don’t need to remind you about South Africa’s premiere social event happening on Saturday – the annual L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate Horse Race at Kenilworth Race Course in Cape Town. And if you haven’t got your ducks in a row, best you pop down to Computicket right now to secure your tickets. Rather I should […]
In November I alerted you about the Seth Rotherham feature in the ELLE Magazine. I didn’t publish it in full on these pages, as the magazine was still in circulation. It is now off the shelves and has coincidentally become one of their most successful issues ever. Weird.. especially with that issue of YOU Magazine […]
Any Capetonian worth their salt should know about Olympia Café in Kalk Bay – where a complete disregard for decor is met head on with possibly the most incredible food you will ever experience. And the staff believe it too, as we (The Muse and I) arrived at the front door last weekend, just in […]
Yesterday’s Good Morning Headlines made mention of the Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world, which officially opened on January 4, 2010. The Burj Dubai [photo: boston.com] But it’s not just the tallest building in the world, it’s also: Current records • Tallest skyscraper to top of spire: 818 m (2,684 ft) (previously Taipei […]
Yesterday I “tweeted” something about the magical road that transports you from the new Green Point circle (next to the stadium) directly to the Waterfront (the preferred back entry near the Radisson hotel). There is no easier route to get to the Waterfront. Even if I was driving into town from the N2, I would […]
President Jacob Zuma and his new bride share the first dance Your President Got Married Yesterday – Whilst press were apparently barred from attending Jay Z’s wedding yesterday, The Guardian did a fine job collecting a series of photographs from the event. Including Zuma dancing, and falling and all kinds of general tomfoolery. [guardian] Johnson […]
I put “on it’s head” in inverted commas to indicate a quote, presumably by someone with authority. Given the topic of wine pairing, one would hope, at the very least, that the quote came from someone within the food or wine industry. In truth… it didn’t – I made it up. Yup, that’s right. Much […]
The 2oceansvibe slogan, “Work is a sideline, Live the holiday” is widely accepted as the ultimate ideal. In order for work to be a sideline, one needs to avoid full-time 9 to 5 employment at all costs. Unless you’re working for yourself. But in order to get your own thing going, you need spare time. […]
Yesterday we brought you images of the gang of individuals stalking Springbok Captain, John Smit, at every book signing that he goes to (for the launch of his new book – “Captain in the Cauldron.“ They were up in arms over some things that were said in John’s book and have been following him around […]
This photo was taken by a friend of a friend in Durban. It seems the driver of the vehicle fancies himself as a gangster rapper, as you will notice he has superimposed his own picture in and amongst those of famous hard-core gangster rappers. On his car’s back windshield, no less. Click image to enlarge. […]
The New Year emails are coming in thick and fast, so I think I’ll just nip it in the bud.. Here it is, 2oceansvibers. This is where it’s happening.. HQ New Years Event 2009/2010, brought to you by kreame, Caveau and HQ Tickets to HQ New Years Eve. This is THE party: This year guests […]
We’ve chatted about these guys before – Luxury4Less – the guys who sell limited stock discounted luxury items online. They got 500 signups on the first day and those of you who did it will know why. With Christmas around the corner, I can’t not tell you about deals on luxury goods – I mean, […]
A large number of you entered the Top Gear Live World Tour competition the other day. Those of you who don’t know about Jeremy Clarkson and the Top Gear team coming to South Africa 28-31 January 2010, can read all about it HERE. That’s right.. “The Stig” is coming to South Africa.. Thank you for […]
Springbok captain, John Smit, is currently on a whirlwind book signing tour of South Africa. From Margate to Canal Walk, fans are arriving in their droves, just to get a glimpse of the global superhero and, God willing, an autograph. Not that one should expect complete support at these events, as we witness this adorable […]
Have you ever typed your name into Google, followed by “is” and then a space? You really should, it’s fairly hilarious. Google uses historical searches for similar phrases and gives quickview suggestions are what you more than likely want to search for – thus saving you nano seconds of your time. It’s those little things […]
They seriously should have called it OnlineBrowniePoints.co.za instead of WooliesHampers.co.za, because that is essentially what it is. It’s an online machine that produces brownie points in exchange for a few mouse clicks and a credit card number. Seriously. It’s quite silly. Remember that hamper I bought last week for Marina, to celebrate the birth of […]
It just occurred to us, here at 2oceansvibe Headquarters, that we haven’t given you pictures of Candice Swanepoel for at LEAST a week. Our very own South African Victoria’s Secret angel also happens to be their hottest. She basically picked up where Adriana Lima left off. Together we can take it to the end of […]
Is it just sitting there on the table? Annoying you? It’s such a small amount of money, but we all know that the cost is not what we are fearing – it’s the queues at the Traffic Department – oh, the pain! When is the best time to get there? And, when I get there, […]
Tiger van der Westhuizen Spotted in Mabu Vinyl s shop window – Cape Town (a follow up to their hilarious Kevin Pietersen window display) Tiger Woods Named Top Athlete of the Decade – That’s what you get for playing good golf and bonking anything with a heartbeat and a pair of Ray Ban aviators. Who […]
What do The Parlotones, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Johnny Clegg, FreshlyGround, an 18-piece Big Band Jazz Group, Swan Lake Ballet and ABBA have in common? I’ll tell you what they have in common – they’re all a part of the latest, most unique, globally recognised festival Cape Town has ever seen. I give you, AQUA FESTIVAL! […]
Twas a mere month ago that we brought you stunning images of that gentleman who risked his life hanging onto the back of a truck. Sigh.. such is the public transport situation these days. Not to be outdone, this chap took things to the next level and rode on TOP of a vehicle. “Just stay […]
Boom! Just like that, your day has changed for the better. But not just this day, I’m talking about the days 28-31 January, 2010, which sees God’s favourite TV show coming to Cape Town. That’s right, my sweet smelling friends, Jeremy Clarkson and the crew are stopping by as part of their Top Gear Live […]
Miranda Kerr – gone.. Miranda Kerr is Crouch, Hold, Engaged – One wonders why these are called “good” morning headlines, when we are dealing with such atrocities. Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, has made a grave grave error and has accepted Orlando Bloom’s hand in marriage. “Bloody Awful” Morning Headlines is what we’re dealing with […]
I received the following invite from Puma, essentially giving me carte blanche to do whatever I want in their V&A Waterfront store from 19h00 to 21h00 tomorrow (Tuesday) night. They’re giving me a 45% discount, which I am able to extend to you. And that’s not for sale items – that’s includes NEW STOCK! Not […]
Jeepers creepers this ad put a whole new spin on my day! Michael Bay , for those of you that don’t know, is the guy who gave you Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and producing remakes of horror movies such as Friday the 13th […]