At first I thought it was an ad for Kika-Sack balls, but then realised that they have created some kind of world cup dance. Like the Macarena, except impossible for anyone over 50 to join in. Pretty rad. I might need to practice those moves. Who knows – maybe there will be another […]
I spotted this wonderful guy in a car somewhere in The Valley, Los Angeles. Please enjoy him. Very clean environment What do you think? I hope you like him, because he’ll be looking after your kids this weekend. Oh NOOO, you have NOTHING to worry about – he’s GREAT with kids! You know, kidnapping […]
Very much in tune with his role as a 2oceansviber, we have 2oceansvibe Character, The Big “H.” indulging in the glory of himself. Yup, Harry Simpson is well aware that work is a sideline and that he should endeavor to live the holiday. Shame The Big “H” makes us very proud A shining […]
I get a lot of stuff from the 2oceansvibers out there – stories and pics of things happening around Cape Town and earth in general. Car crashes, fires, funny people, funny things – stuff like that. Some I use, some I bin. You see, I only like the good stuff. An example of the good […]
If you’re not up to date with the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi series, documenting Zinzi’s week being adopted by Pauly Shore in Hollywood, then you’re missing out. Part 1 can be seen here, Part 2 is here and part 3, well that is right here (below). *Wait for video to load under this sentence – […]
This, my friends is what they’ve conjured up to replace the F430. I call it the Ferrari 458 Italia. This one is powered by 562 free-range horses and 325km/h is what it does when it’s bored. The 0-100km/h dash records a time of under 3.4 seconds. that’s pretty quick. To give you an idea, that’s […]
I’ve been toying with this Pussy Natural Energy Drink for a while. You’ll remember the first mention of the energy drink was in one of the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls shows with the smoking hot Genevieve Morton (here and here). You see, the guys at Pussy (www.pussydrinks.com) were trying to get me to drink it for […]
Well I don’t know if she had an actual LAUNCH or anything – but the fact remains, it’s there! It’s a blog called Hurricane Vanessa, and the writer is none other than Vanessa Raphaely. hurricanevanessa.wordpress.com As editor of the South African Cosmopolitan (and Editorial Director of Associated Magazines, publishers of Marie Claire, O, […]
Café Caprice is mixing it up on Friday nights by offering you any tapas of your choice for HALF PRICE! That’s a good special – the kind of thing you’d find at www.nobucks.co.za I can recall the Caprice menu from memory pretty much verbatim and would like to tell you my usual tapas choices. Very […]
You know you’re in Los Angeles when the hotel has a vending machine selling board shorts! I’m staying at The Standard Hotel on sunset Boulevard, Hollywood. There are so many cool things about this palce, I wouldn’t know where to start. I can show you these images, I suppose. I guess, in a way, you […]
I trust you caught the article the other day about how Obama unwittingly helped promote the new Rugby World Cup movie, after Nelson Mandela SUDDENLY received an ESPY award for his connection to sport some 15 years ago? Oh you missed it? No problem – here it is right here. Morgan Freeman and Matt […]
Mental, mental, chicken oriental! That’s how crazy it is at the moment here in Hollywood, Los Angeles. We’ve been spending the week with actor/comedian, Pauly Shore, as we follow him around with his adopted son, Zinzi. Zinzi won a radio competition to be adopted by Pauly Shore , following the release of Pauly’s latest mockumentary, […]
So just to bring everyone up to speed, I’m 9 hours behind you – so, in a way, I’m actually in the past. Everything I’m doing now, you’ve already been through. And I’m enjoying it – thank you – I like what you’ve done here. I’m well and truly IN Hollywood now. Like…inside it! After […]
If you watch and enjoy/hate Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson, you’ll LOVE this clip. It’s with Harry Enfield and the gang as they take Jeremy Clarkson’s character traits and vibe to the very limit. This is genuine quality. Aaah, God – that was great! [thanks michael]
Yet another very cool Cape town initiative, featuring top bands, good food, good booze and good people. Check it out. RUDOLF DASSLER by PUMA presents THE SIDE-PROJECTS Cape Town, South Africa 21 July, 2009 – ‘RUDOLF DASSLER by PUMA presents “THE SIDE-PROJECTS’” a series of unplugged concerts, in partnership with uber-cool Cape Town beer […]
Behindthescene published a scan from the newspaper of a Michael Jackson portrait by American painter, Andy Warhol. It seems as though it is going under the stop-hammer-time next month. Nogal in his Thriller jacket Huff reports: Andy Warhol’s Michael Jackson Portrait Back On Auction Block An Andy Warhol portrait of Michael Jackson […]
A 2oceansviber stopped at the BP garage in Sea Point the other night and looked up to see this sign looming over the forecourt. It seems that part of the sign was out, making the vibe even more questionable than before! Not sure this is the type of thing we want to encourage on […]
We continue this feel-good period with a recent quote from Welsh international and Lions rugby player, Martyn Williams, on his blog/column (here), following the recent tour to South Africa. Lions flanker, Martyn Williams Saturday’s game was one of the toughest I have ever been involved in. We had altitude to contend with, it was […]
Well it’s all just so warm and fluffy at the moment. The email and comment responses to the “ANOTHER 2OCEANSVIBER CHOOSES TO LIVE THE HOLIDAY” article a few days back pays further homage to our mantra, Work is a sideline, live the holiday. This, from Misha C, an ex-pat 2oceansviber based in the UK. […]
Mother dearest is in Cape Town at the mo and, as you can imagine, required high levels of attention at all times prior to my Los Angeles departure – including daily shopping expeditions, lunches and dinners. Between finding time to write for you and my waistline, I needed to find some time without offending her. […]
We pause for a second to peruse Avril Lavigne, spotted on a yacht in the last week or so – somewhere in St. Tropez. I must be honest, I’ve always had a soft spot for Avril. And that was before she started doing things like that. Although I am concerned at how her body […]
Scroll down slowly. Just take it in. Let it come to you. It’s in another league. The same league as this guy: I know – there’s not much more that you can ask of me. [thanks jonty]
You’ll recall the article and video I gave you a few days ago, of Formula 1 racing driver, Felipe Massa’s accident after being hit in the head by a flying car part (here ). He nearly died but is injured and unable to continue racing in the foreseeable future. That’s all very well, but the […]
I’m not quite sure what to make of this. But it seems a lot of fun can be had with the Colonel once you’ve deboned and eaten your “chicken” at KFC. He can be quite sporty, if need be.. The Colonel slam dunks Shiver me timbers! Is that a toilet brush? Made […]
If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody’d be surfin’ Like Californ-i-a You’d seem ’em wearing their baggies Huarachi sandals too A bushy bushy blonde hairdo Surfin’ U.S.A. You’d catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar (Inside outside U.S.A.) Ventura County line (Inside outside U.S.A.) Santa Cruz and Trestles (Inside outside U.S.A.) Australia’s Narrabeen […]
A horrified Justin L just sent this in. It seems not even Sainsbury’s stores are safe from helmet attacks.. Where does it end? Hey Seth I was cruising around the Putney Sainsburys yesterday, pretty idle thursday, nothing crazy, when I turned a corner into the bread aisle and got hit with this.. Justin […]
The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls.. (Thanks Delamaine) Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in […]
I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]
Here is Emma Watson, the actress from the Harry https://premier-pharmacy.com/product/tramadol/ Potter films. Do you know that she was a victim of a celebrity death hoax? Ja, it’s true. Check it out here. Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger Ja, so anyway – quite a revealing dress she’s rolling with there, doncha think? She looks […]
I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]