Currently posting this article whilst flying in the air on a plane between New York and Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that. If you’ve seen the movie “Snakes on a Plane” Then you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s the same thing, except instead of snakes, it’s got the internet.. […]
I was moonwalking down Kloof Street the other evening when I spotted Hudsons Burger Joint. I had heard about it from Dave (of Caprice fame) and was dying to try it out. Aah, so THAT’s where it was! Hudsons Burger Joint on Kloof.. Pretty siiiick! It’s opposite the Kloof Lifestyle Centre (loads of […]
Bob Skinstad, The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward, finally got back to me on the eve of my departure to Los Angeles. You see, I arrive there on the first weekend of the Tri Nations (that SA are playing) and wouldn’t know WHERE to start, in terms of finding a venue to watch. […]
This is what happens if you order a Bacardi in the Australian Outback! HAHAHAHA!! Well spotted! [thanks graham]
Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]
Our non-ex-pat readers on the continent and beyond may well appreciate a translation. The headline for the article to the top-left of the meat advert is to do with a worker who died after falling into a “meat machine.” Nice. Very mellow. Hey! Look at those lamb chops for only 28 bucks!! Are they […]
I’ve got something here I just want you to have a look at. It’s just something I found. Just have a quick look, if you might. Ja, so that’s Miranda Kerr. You might remember her – we featured her here and here (Pirelli). We’ll pretend just for a moment that she is not […]
For those of you who read and got involved in the comments section (some more than others) of my “HARBOUR EDGE KNEE JERK” article yesterday, I thought you might enjoy this. I was in that same underground parking garage this morning and it is interesting to note the vehicle whose parking place I mistakingly took […]
I am very pleased to announce that the Jack Black Beer tap had finally been installed at 1800 restaurant and bar at the Cape Royale hotel in Green Point, Cape Town. I am also pleased to announce that I am writing and publishing this article from said venue with the new software I […]
Listed below are several stores where you can get a FREE Braai Grill! Checkers Shoprite Pick n Pay Woolworths Spar Seven Eleven Elite Clicks Makro Metro Hyperama Hypermarket Fruit and Veg city I especially like the higher rack -which can be used for keeping things warm, and also the toaster attachments! Just make […]
Taken very recently at the entrance of a bar in Thailand. That’s a lag! There are tons of hilarious things that people spot in Thailand. A lot of it is sent in to 2oceansvibe. A lot of it doesn’t make it to the vibe. But this one does, because it’s GENIUS! It’s pretty […]
This arrived in my inbox this morning and I was pleasantly surprised. It first appeared on Darren Scott’s radio show and features a new South African version of those GPS voices that give you directions in the car. Her name is “Beauty” and it’s a very well put together vibe, mentioning various road […]
I spent the night at The Muse ‘s place at Harbour Edge on Sunday night. We woke up in the middle of the night at some Godforsaken hour, with the intercom ringing. It’s an incredibly loud sound that it gives and, for a moment, I genuinely thought we were under attack. It went on for […]
I was invited to an exhibition in Johannesburg which I’m unable to attend as I’ll be out of the country (I’ll tell you about that at a later stage – think Los Angeles). The background and story about the exhibition was so impressive that I was compelled to tell you about it – especially our […]
Whilst the TBG’s (Tall Blonde Guy) spell is being felt and discussed as far afield as New York, I received this TBG sighting over the weekend. In a very rarely seen twist of fate, a Capetonian managed to double up an incredible 33rd birthday with a TBG sighting! I mean, REALLY, what are the chances!!?? […]
Old Dems turns 47 this year. I know, can you believe it! Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway It feels like just yesterday that she was tuning Lieutenant Daniel Kaffe, “My job is to make sure that you do your job. I’m special counsel for Internal Affairs. So my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face.” I […]
I’d seriously consider reading this article – ESPECIALLY seeing as winning tickets for the local SA lottery are being declared invalid (here ). And even so, it’s not like the local SA lottery jackpots are big enough for YOU! We usually only chat about the Euro Millions lottery when it hits a billion Rand. But […]
Absolutely gorgeous. Charlotte Hawkins IS an angel.. SKY NEWS, mornings, DSTV channel 402. I enjoy her. So will you.
Whoever designed the T-shirt that they put on his statue to commemorate Mandela Day, should be shot. How rude! Naughty. Very naughty. [thanks dave]
It’s interesting to note that Dirty Skirts lead guitarist, David Moffatt, sent this in. Michael Jackson is obviously one of his major influences – I had no idea. I’ve been given their latest album another listen, trying to pic up some MJ flavour…. but I can’t find it. But Dave does dance sexy – so […]
Do not forget this. It’s NEXT WEEK – Thursday! Don’t balls this up – BE THERE! Neighbourhood & Olmeca Edición Black Tequila are proud to present Cape Towns second Official ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TOURNAMENT! This time round the stakes are higher. There’s a R1500 grand prizes, bonus prizes & huge bragging rights up for […]
We ignore for a second the fact that she is married to Tom Brady, as we take out some time to simply peruse Gisele Bundchen. Whoopsie daisy! Wonderful! What a simply wonderful vibe we all just shared there. Stuart, could you say grace please..
It’s weird, I was just about to write a story about this new Louis Vuitton watch with mysterious floating hands. It’s called the Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse (please appreciate that name) and it costs $250,000. The Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse CLICK HERE to see the chest it comes in But then I received […]
At first I didn’t want to mention this TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting, as I didn’t think it was fair. I didn’t think it was fair that one person can have a DOUBLE TBG SIGHTING, in two different cities. How would that feel to the millions of other fans out there who would, quite literally, […]
HEY! Just a quick heads up about one of 2oceansvibe’s sponsors, Lizzard Surfwear’s insane special running this week! LESS 50% on all Lizzard and Lizzy clothing, fashion bags and surf backpacks! That’s right – that means HALF PRICE!!!! 50% OFF ALL LIZZARD AND LIZZY CLOTHING + SELECTED ACCESORIES!! Lizzard Cavendish (Cape Town) – […]
Paul from 1800 restaurant downstairs at the Cape Royale (click that if you haven’t seen this place yet) made a call to my room on Sunday night – “Thanks for the Butlers Pizza” he said, “the staff are all feeling the vibe.” Aah, good, the 10 larges had obviously arrived! Wonderful. They’ve got a lovely […]
Interesting headline, no? It was sort of a “mish/mash” of what I was thinking when I first saw this. No don’t fret – there is nothing wrong with this fellow. He is wearing a wetsuit which has a shark attack design on it. Quite a vibe, don’t you think? There are a few […]
Before hitting Ghana, and not 24 hours after Barack Obama was scoping tail with Sarkozy in Italy, he’s maxin’ and relaxin’ with Da Pope! The Pope takes a break from emulating The TBG to meet Barack and Mish-kebab Barack changed his mind about going to confession after Pope Benedict XVI agreed that, even as […]
So here’s Emma Watson, the actress from Harry Potter. Have you watched Harry Potter? I haven’t really. I pretty much know the story, given that Harry Potter, the character, is loosely based on me. Have you watched it a lot? Because if you do think you have, then I can tell you right now for […]
Those of you who watch the Rock Paper Scissors championships on ESPN (footage here) will know that these tournaments are no joke. Some people think that anyone can be good at RPS. No, no, my friend – this is not the case. Neighbourhood & Olmeca Edición Black Tequila are proud to present Cape […]