I first laid eyes on the Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses at the Louis Vuitton store at the V&A Waterfront and they were just too beautiful not to have. If I may.. The Louis Vuitton Evidence Noir sunglasses. Too beautiful not to have. Whilst the price tag was somewhat sensational, the main glitch was that […]
I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]
I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
I’ve had a Personal Assistant for as long as I can remember. They get switched every now and then – but they are always there. You’ll remember I was recently advertising for a new P.A. – well I found one and she has become The P.A. on the 2oceansvibe Characters page. She replaces the old […]
I recived this gift from Dail-a-Surprize on my birthday and, I’ll be honest, I was pretty fucking impressed. This is premium, high quality stuff. Check out what I got: Quietly enjoy the little dinky bottle of Moet! Very naughty! What was in the box, you ask? Well, OBVIOUSLY it was a brand new 4-year-old Campbodian […]
It’s common knowledge that I keep a number of pre-teen Cambodian kids under the floorboards at the Bantry Bay house; for the express purpose of manufacturing fake Havaianas flip-flops. I don’t feel bad about their living conditions, nor the fact that I feed them rubbish. Those kids wouldn’t have a floor over their heads if […]
So we found ourselves at the Arniston Spa Hotel this weekend. We weren’t actually staying at the hotel, but rather a mate’s place. Nonetheless, we thought we would enjoy the very sexual vibe at the Arniston Hotel pool. For the uninformed and those of you who don’t know about the hotel or have never heard […]
[To avoid potential emboerrissment, the incorrect spelling of “journalists” above, is noted!] whilst potentially emIt’s a concept largely ignored by most of South Africa’s daily and monthly publications – you know, hiring journalists who know what they’re talking about, have communication skills and even know how to spell. I’m certainly not saying that 2oceansvibe is […]
Well it had to come to South Africa, didn’t it? I mean, it makes sense – cheap pet health insurance for your dog or cat! In South Africa. Why didn’t YOU think of that? How about a warm round of applause for South Africa’s premier veterinary pet health insurance company – Medipet. See what they […]
It’s competition time, friends! South Africa’s first and foremost online clothes shopping website, Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.co.za) is THROWING it around at the moment! South Africa’s #1 online clothes shopping portal Outstanding! In an EXCLUSIVE competition with 2oceansvibe, ONE lucky reader will win one of these STUNNING summer dresses from every Cape Town girl’s best […]
I thought I had found the perfect “tame” Cape Town handyman. He was not very different to the naked guy on the beach in Along Came Polly. He was very foreign, had a pony tail and was nothing short of “steamy.” He did everything from painting my house to tiling my deck – everything was […]
I’m not going to get heavily into it, guys. You know, I’ve tried them all. Some are good, some are crap. Some will do. Some won’t at all . Some are cheap, some are pricey – some are dry, some are greasy. It’s a mine field out there. Finding the right product for your hair […]
One of the rules that I constantly try and enforce on myself is not to stock up on junk food. If I have the need for chocolate or biltong or sweets of any sort, I am forced to go to the shops and get it. I can’t keep a stock of sweets and only tickle […]
I think this little mention comes at a good time – shortly after my review on John Shannan’s book, “Modern Man is a Wimp” where Shannan makes an alarmed reference to “metrosexuals” and the fact that men find it necessary these days to use moisturisers and other products to beautify themselves. Personally I don’t have […]
I have just had a PVR satellite decoder installed at the safe house and I thought I should let the earth see the following video. Particularly if you’re looking at getting a satellite decoder in Cape Town, or want ANY work done on your TV. Before we get into that, I must just tell you […]
My Mother’s extravagant taste and lifelong quest for quality has no doubt contributed towards my insistence of top service and superior brands. As a child I remember there were particular brands in our home that had no possible substitutes – Carmel’s gherkins and Judy’s Pickled onions are two simple examples that come to mind. There […]