I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible. Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more? Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s… Pop Ya Collar would approve. It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in […]
Surely not? It’s.got.to.be.a.joke?! Seriously – are you winding me up? [source : timesuk] [thanks brendon]
I was dying to tell you about my new shirts that came in from Collar and Cuff,” but the excitement of The Vibe party kind of threw me and I completely forgot! Luckily there has been a stream of emails asking where I got the shirt I wore at the party from – which reminded […]
Not for one second do I claim to operate in a typo free zone, but neither do I fall into the “traditional” and “mass” media category – a place where “serious” journalists operate. At the same time, you would be very hard pressed to find a headline typo on these pages. Which brings me to […]
This is a friendly public announcement to all the angels out there : Tomorrow (March 26) is National Cleavage Day. And that, my darling, is a FACT. You are encouraged to do the right thing and celebrate the vibe in the same way that Wonderbra model and 2oceansvibe Weather Girl (as featured on Top Billing), […]
I marvel at videos like this. Not because of the obvious fact that the guy looks like a raging porn star, but more because of the fact that we did not realise it at the time. I remember watching Body Beat, the early morning TV exercise show in the late 80’s, with a straight face. […]
It’s quite fortunate that one doesn’t have to think too clearly when dealing with photographs, because my head is not in the correct space to entertain thought. For example these pics. You don’t have to THINK too much to decipher the fact that the angels at The Vibe party were smoking hot and the party […]
Our foreign readers should know that today is a public holiday, here in Cape Town South Africa. That said, don’t expect much from our side today. Very soon we will put up photographs from The Vibe party which took place in Camps Bay on Friday night. It included a grand entrance by yours truly. Here’s […]
This is a terribly clever video which some of you will get and some of you won’t. It’s unfortunate that some people I’ve shown didn’t get it, but I know that won’t be the case with you – because you’re a 2oceansviber. You’re smart, right? So the video is a made-up trailer for a film […]
Maybe not quite what you had in mind? But don’t fright – this is about a kind of teabagging that doesn’t see you on your back, with your head over the side of the sofa. It’s a novel new vibe, featuring celebrities images attached to teabags, making it look like they’re chilling out in your […]
A big welcome to the Griffin laptop stand, which raises the book to where I need it – thus improving my posture. And then, just for kicks, try out the wireless (my bru) keyboard and mouse below. Just to further improve your vibe. And that mouse, that’s not a normal mouse. You can swipe your […]
You know the South African model who became one of the Victoria’s Secret angels? Candice Swanepoel, ja, that’s the one. Well this just happened. Candice Swanepoel up front Candice Swanepoel from *cough* behind Did you like those pics? Well then you’re gonna love what Esquire Magazine has gone and done. Enjoy this – they’ve put […]
We may have a problem, people. If you go to the South African Google home page and start typing the words “Can I get,” you will notice the predictive search phrase options begin to appear beneath the search box into which you type. Given that these solutions/results are ranked according to the topic’s popularity, I […]
God, how emboerrissing! “Pistol” Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi ended up at each other’s throats during a Haiti charity event in California this weekend. 16,000 people turned up to support the action, which included a doubles match with Pete Sampras and Roger Federer on one side, and Andre Agassi and Rafael Nadal on the other. […]
Look, I’m aware that I give “hope” and that I’m a “role model” to many hot men and women around the world, but it never struck me that I was a “leader” as well. Hell, that’s bloody marvelous, man! Get yourselves a copy of the latest issue of Leadership Magazine and quietly enjoy our little […]
A week or so ago I told you about the return of the much desired (and missed) Levi’s 507 Jeans. You remember, they’re the ones that don’t taper, they aren’t skinny and they don’t flare as much as a bootleg – they are as straight as they come! Just the way I like it! As […]
This article and song is dedicated to all the people out there who have joined the movement to never answer unknown or private numbers on our cellphones. Ok check it out – have you heard bout the rapper by the name of Busy Signal? Absolutely no problem if you haven’t. Grab a seat and let […]
Our most recent Mango Airlines Magazine competition on 2oceansvibe is coming along beautifully – rewarding every correct entry with a FREE Butlers pizza and a FREE voucher for the Euromillions Lottery! You will recall we told you the following: We’re giving away a free Butlers pizza and a free Euromillions Lottery voucher to everyone who […]
We can only hope and pray that SA’s hottest party DJ’s, The Wedding DJ’s wear their new shirts (bought for them by friends and SA music/internet sensation, Die Antwoord) at “The Vibe“ party, next week Friday 19 March. The Wedding DJ’s in their new kit Courtesy of Die Antwoord Our buddies at WatKykJy pointed out […]
You might not know what a “Rube Goldberg Machine” is, so I’ll tell you. “A Rube Goldberg machine is a deliberately over engineered machine that performs a very simple task in a very complex fashion, usually including a chain reaction. The expression is named after American cartoonist and inventor Rube Goldberg.” I think Rube was […]
It’s all coming back It’s all coming back to me now There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light There were things we’d never do again But then they’d always seemed right There were nights of endless pleasure It was more than all your laws allow Baby, baby, baby Last night’s lightning […]
You don’t get more single than Snoddie. He is seriously verging on being the generic. One day people will ask if you’re in a relationship or if you’re “Snoddie.” Then he’ll have to tell them that he actually is Snoddie. And they’ll be like, “Oh my God!! You’re the guy!!!” And he’ll be like “Yeah!!!” […]
Quite happy to have their two cents featured in the comments section of the “defamatory” articles we wrote, Darnell International have involved their lawyers and are now demanding that the articles (here and here) be taken down. Here is the letter from Darnell’s lawyers: Click image to enlarge letter The fact that it is number […]
It’s a massive week for 2oceansvibe and Butlers this week. Not only has the much anticipated “Rotherham” pizza been launched on the menu, but fellow 2oceansvibe sponsor, NoMU spices, is also featuring on the menu. That’s right, for the first time ever, peri-peri will be available as a topping on your pizza – and it’s […]
“Living the holiday” is more than just chilling out at the beach, it’s about engaging with pre-approved people and companies who don’t add stress to your life. … So back to the story, I was approached by a company called Ammo a few weeks ago with a mobile payment solution they have developed, allowing you to pay for goods and services with your PHONE.
The marketers and advertisers out there have tried all sorts of methods to get horny youngsters to wear a condom. This is the first time I’ve seen them using graffiti to get the message across. And I think they did a bloody good job. This ad was shown on French TV channels. Reminds me of […]
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
My buddy David Grier is in the mix again – and this time is slightly different to his earlier vibes, when he completed the first ever joint continuous run of the Great Wall of China, some 4000km in 98 days. Ja, I thought that might refresh your memory! So check this out – he’s taking […]
Well we’ve hit the 100 day mark, before the 2010 World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There is so much to look forward to and we, here at 2oceansvibe, are electric with antipasta anticipation! Sorry, I was in Italiano mode back there, because I’ve managed to get my grubby little paws on these shots […]
Iron Mike sends me stuff from time to time. He’s improved a lot, although he has, on more than one occasion, been guilty of the cardinal sin of sending me content that has already featured on 2oceansvibe. Punishable by death, if I so wished. But it’s hard to put out a hit on Iron Mike, […]