They’re dropping like flies. Tom and Gisele Brady Gisele Rotherham would have sounded FAR more classier Why does he have to be so mug about it? I assume everyone can see what I’m seeing? That look on his face – he’s like “yeeah, fuckers – I’m the winner.” Following numerous engagement stories […]
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry. This from politicsweb.co.za: DA Lays Criminal Charge Against ANC – MAS536/02/2009 The Democratic Alliance today laid criminal charges against the ANC – case number MAS536/02/2009 at the Middelburg Police Station. On Saturday, 21 February 2009, the DA became aware of a fake DA pamphlet […]
I’m so glad that Mickey Rourke is winning awards again. Not because it’s Mickey Rourke and he is just awesome, but because he gives acceptance speeches the coolness they lost many many years ago. Mickey Rourke rules Check out this outstanding acceptance speech he gave after winning the Best Male Lead in the […]
It’s geeks versus geeks in what is looking like this week’s comments war of the moment. Napolean and Kip in a full blown brawl Get yourselves down to the comments section of A Case of Mistaken Identity ASAP!
This is just crazy. I mentioned Constantia’s bastion of all things festive, Peddlars on the Bend for the first time ever yesterday and today the place is burning down! WTF?! More about that as it comes in. Being close friends with the owners of Peddlars, our hearts go out to them and hope this […]
Hey Team, Just a quick one to say the 2oceansvibe email server has a runny tummy and cannot SEND emails at the momnet. We are RECEIVING your emails, but just can’t reply at the moment. I have logged the fault and hopefully it will be fixed soon. Remember, whilst this may hurt you, the pain […]
Oh my goodness this is a little beauty I’ve got in my hands. Sent to me by Griffin at WatKykJy, it is a TRADITIONAL HEALER’S sick note a friend’s domestic employee brought to work after going missing for a few days. He was mad, but now is healed.. That, my friends, is a […]
94.5KFM is where you wanna be tomorrow morning where we gonna get LOOOOSE with Ryan O’ Connor! OBVIOUSLY you are a part of my body and therefore I will go there with you in mind and should hopefully please you. 07h00 tomorrow morning – probably starting at 07h10 but tune in at 07h00 just […]
Those of you who know what Twitter is, you’ll be pleased to know that 2oceansvibe is now on Twitter – dishing you the same incredible humour and wit, leaving you weak at the knees, only this time it will be done with a twit twat twot twitting twatter. Click here for our Twitter vibe. Oh, […]
So this little shit in the UK has become a dad at the age of 13. Which is fairly incredible, given that 13 would put us in standard 5 (“grade” 7). Personally, I was in standard 6 (I was incredibly bright as a child) at that age and talk of sex was definitely apparent in […]
Is currently on TV channel 113 (16h34 Sunday) The time as I write this is 16h34 on Sunday afternoon. If you are reading this in time, I have a tip for you. QUIETLY put on channel 113 on your satellite and slip into The Bodyguard. Like I have. It’s just started. God I missed […]
Now we all know about the supreme skills on display by the likes of our national cricket and rugby boys, but these NFL guys honestly take it to another level. I remember Gibbs being pretty ridiculous when it came to little tricks and antics. He could hoof a rugby ball into the air […]
My Valentine VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE, SAY YOU’LL BE MINE. YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS, MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS; MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT, MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT. MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT, MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR […]
Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and […]
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
We received a very solid and backed up theory sent in by 2oceansvibe character, Iron Mike . Whilst the jury is certainly still out as to whether or not Michelle Obama is masquerading as his Domestic Executive, his points are particularly strong. Hi Seth, I know two things about you: 1. You are connected […]
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]
I took my camera for a ride on my scooter the other day and took both these shots on Sea Point Main Road within 5 minutes of each other. THAT’S how crazy it is around here. He’s a plumber – get it? And this little BEAUTY of a fish shop. The name is […]
It’s all about how you package yourself. You got to start thinking about Brand YOU . Take Sunny here, for example. He’s taken it to the next level. And not only has he put a picture on the side of his car, he’s put FIVE. Different styles, different gestures. All saying one thing, “I’m flexible […]
Following hot on the heels of our explosive Sandy Bay Freak Out article we posted on Thursday, comes this beautiful little pictorial, emailed to me by Tony B and The Surfer. This is a true account of a surfer’s experience in the recent past at Sandy Bay. It’s pretty wild. Only in Africa Going surfing […]
Again, another fine example of quality: I see he had a little fight with the marker pen? The mark on his face and the pen lying in waiting just next to the wall suggests there is more to come..
Did you enjoy that sub-heading? “Lewd conduct the order of the day!” Hah! Who talks like that? Anyway I got an email from The Fruit Farmer, who has an amazing skill of finding local content with a bizarre twist. Always humorous, he gave me a link to an article and asked if I felt the […]
It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue. www.bicycling.co.za […]
We’ve brought you a pant load of number plate articles and we’re getting what I call “license-lash” when you’ve seen too many stupid numberplates and you can’t do any more. Unless, of course, they’re EXCEPTIONAL . Unless they’re BEYOND human thought. You’ll remember (here, here, here, here and here) my main issue being about people […]
Ok, I’ve been feeling the pulse of Cape Town and am very pleased to see more and more people (girls, and boys alike) have realised the coolness of the “Slap, Snap & Fisties” handshake. Again, your belief in 2oceansvibe has resulted in you being happier and, more importantly, cooler – the way I like to […]
I’ve obviously misunderstood everything in my life thus far. Because – for me – the idea of there being a photo of me crying on the first day of school, plastered all over the front page of one of the countries biggest selling newspapers, does not appeal. I was ever so slightly disturbed when I […]
A number of people have emailed me this video so I thought I’d pop up the YouTube clip, rather than receiving anymore 3Mb files. You do know that 90% of the clips people send around are also available on Youtube, right? No problem. Ok, this is pretty hysterical. It features a particularly overweight gent dancing […]
The Hoff, in all his glory. Two words : AWE SOME Please don’t see this as a signal to send me more Hoff images. Trust me, this one is extremely rare. I might even have the jpeg file bronzed. [thanks rich]
Although very close to Obamalash, I was pretty blown away by this picture, The world’s highest-res Earth-imaging satellite zooms in on President Obama. This, from Popsci.com : As promised, here are stunningly clear satellite images of the tops of some two million heads during today’s inauguration. These images were snapped at 11:19am today […]