While I was originally stoked to find out that Wonder Woman was making a return to the silver screen and then gutted to learn that the project had been downgraded to TV, my opinion of the project has once again been swung by reports that our Tanit Phoenix is in talks to get the leading role.
The BBC has long been regarded as the calm and steady hand guiding the British public. Its objective, measured approach to the news has long been its appeal.
In an attempt to change the public’s perception of them, one of their senior reporters goes absolutely mental on a protesters sign.
The legendary Canadian actor, Gordon Pinsent, reads us his favorite parts from musical monolith Justin Bieber’s memoirs. Bieber has a tremendous amount to say about his 16 years of experience, and we are grateful for his sharing with us.
The Simpsons have been hiding a religious agenda, apparently. Sunday’s edition of L’Osservatore Romano, the Vatican’s daily broadsheet, declared that ”Not many people know it, and he does everything he can to hide it. But it’s true, Homer J. Simpson is Catholic.” I guess drawing conclusions from nonexistent evidence isn’t entirely new to the region.
Ed Chamberlin is Sky Sports’ elite football presenter. That’s right, he’s a pretty big name on British telly. Funnily enough, we can’t shake the memory of him as the beloved stooge of Founders House, Bishops, in 1994. We chat to him about the Currie Cup, the Liverpool shenanigans, and the state of English rugby, live on 2oceansvibe Radio.
In a story with the headline I’ve waited my whole life to write, the future Mr Katy Perry has been referred to as “pointless” by one of Britain’s most celebrated talk show hosts and, perhaps most crushingly, had his talents compared to those of an acting dog.
The Dutch are an interesting bunch and certainly do have a unique sense of humour. In this case it is hard to tell whether the guy needing the loo is a prankster or not. He’s either a legend or an idiot. Either way, it doesn’t matter – the result is hilarious. Check out the video after the jump.
Luckily this is a scenario that I’ve never had to deal with, as my mom refuses to go on Facebook. Unfortunately, for most of you, this is not the reality. It’s for those of you who have to deal with this problem on a daily basis that I give to you: The Damn It, My Mom’s On Facebook Filter.
In a story that will make you ask just what the hell you’ve done with your life, a Chinese man who lost both of his arms at age 10, has gone on to win China’s Got Talent. By playing the piano.
Monday evening’s episode of Idols SA was the standard mix of tepid content, low production values, and a small group of talented vocalists vainly struggling against a tide of disinterested public, average backing tracks, and of course, inebriated judges.
South African media’s most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA’s Got Talent.
It’s not just fast cars, luxury villas, beautiful models, fine clothes, good service and champagne that we care about here at 2oceansvibe. Oh no – science and technology are right up there as well. How else could we have created SilverStreak, using merely my thoughts and a strand of hair from the TBG? Correct – […]
Well it looks as though gaaning aan about all things cool and geeky has finally paid off! But don’t fright, you won’t be subjected to just me. Oh no, there is a whole group of us who will be keeping you up to date on everything to do with tech! That’s why they came up […]
The Guardian reports that an Italian soccer show, Quelli Che il Calcio (of course), has been used as a communications hub by the Mafia to communicate with the Men of Respect doing hard time in the chookie. You know those shows where illiterate viewers text in with their cell phones, and the show scrolls the […]
Remember the JetBlue flight attendant who pulled off the greatest self-termination of employment ever recorded?
Ricky Gervais has announced via his blog that he’s working on an installment of The Office for China, in addition to the Israely, German, Canadian, and French and American versions already in existence. I’m not so sure an obscure, culturally-based sitcom will work in China, especially considering that their gold standard for comedy usually goes […]
So, some of you may have noticed, some of you not, that the sixth South African season of the least-successfully exported show of all time, Idols, has crawled it’s tawdry way on to our television screens. You have to give it to the Idols producers. They must be rimming someone with a corner office at […]
Simon Cowell is a news maker. He’s made his mark by being the asshole judge on shows like Idols, America’s Got Talent, and Britain’s Got Talent. More importantly, he’s earned the reputation of an asshole who very seldom makes a bad call. So some might regard the man to be evil, others may hold the […]
It’s been a while since we all had a crush on TV character Winnie Cooper (real name Danica McKellar) from the hit TV show “The Wonder Years,” which ran in the late 80’s, early 90’s. Well she went on and became a mathematician (no spice) and then finally did then right thing and came back […]
We urge you not to send a barrage of Blue Bulls supporter images, as we are now fully aware that anything we can imagine, is possible, and has happened. Last week’s footage of a Blue Bulls supporter’s home was pretty mind-blowing and yes, we have received the images of the Blue Bulls wedding. But now […]
Yeah, thanks for asking. Look, I’ll be honest, things are going pretty well. I basically made the first move with the “piece” I wrote the other day about SkyNews anchor, Mark Longhurst, and the terribly awkward crush he has on SkyNews presenter, Charlotte Hawkins. You can read up on that here. Naturally the story was […]
We’ve long enjoyed SKY NEWS presenter, Charlotte Hawkins‘ vibe, here at 2oceansvibe, and we’ve never been shy to say so. True 2oceansvibers will recall the odd tweet we’ve sent in the mornings, commenting on the subtle changes she makes to her hair, or lipstick colour. Charlotte Hawkins – the SKY NEWS favourite And it […]
There are a lot of these going around and, believe, I get a LOT of them (yawn). It’s only genius ones like this that seem to make the grade.. Hahahaha! For those of you who are confused, it is a ripoff from the TV show CSI:MIAMI! Very blind if you didn’t know that.. [thanks tinus]
They also love it when a plan comes together.
A stunning moment the other night on SuperSport, as ex-Manchester United goal keeper, Gary Bailey discussed Former England football captain John Terry and his game in general. A wry smile shined across Gazza’s face, acknowledging fully the double meaning in his words – what with John Terry’s sexual appetite for his team mate’s girlfriends and […]
The beauty of this Man TV series for me is not the show itself, but more the fact that it is shot in Cape Town; and in Cape Town “everybody knows everybody.” So it’s one thing that we can watch a “reality show” about these guys on TV but I’m more interested in things once […]
The Advertising Guy lives in Los Angeles and he has a buddy over there in the States, Greg Szmurlo, who has made a website to do with his three favourite things – Tom Selleck, Waterfalls and Sandwiches. It’s called Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. And when I say it is “to do” with those three things, I […]
That’s right my beautiful angels. It’s the 9th of February, 2010. You know what that means… 9 02 10.. 9021Oooooh!!! I can’t say much more than that – it’s just so fucking awesome.. Happy 90210 day! [thanks simon]
If you’re in or around your early thirties, you’ll have fond memories of Will Smith’s hit TV series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There’s no mistaking those opening lines, “Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted and turned upside down.” Everyone new the words to that song. Seriously, it […]
Gotta love the Aussies – anything for a bit of tail, especially during working hours. Not shy to take a risk, one financial desk worker had a browse over some naked pics, while a colleague of his was doing a live broadcast in the next room – with the TVcamera’s getting a full view of […]