Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform. Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown This, from The Times: R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]
As you might have gathered, I cruised up to Hermanus with The Muse on Friday arvee last week, in lieu of Don Corleone’s 70th birthday being held at Wolff’s Nest on Saturday night. The drive was pretty cool, except for the fact that we had to return to The Safe House about seventy two times […]
It had to happen. It’s just too much for the freaks’ brains out there. You know, actually auditioning on live TV, and in direct contact with “superstars” like Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy “Swazi” Jackson. Now look what you’ve done – this, from the New York Post: An “American Idol” reject who was […]
That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol. Check it out, from The Mirror: Guy’s knife terror – crazed Madonna fan’s bid to […]
Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed. Ever. In the Milky Way. This is not […]
While our local flying squad rate themselves in their GTi’s and Beemers, and our police chief, Jackie Selebi, cruises around in a Hummer , I think the Italian Police have taken the cake. They have just taken delivery of a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. No Spice! Imagine this puppy in your rearview mirror […]
Harrods owner and professional conspiracy theorist, Mohammed Al Fayed, is in a spot of bother. A 15-year-old spot of bother, to be precise. Harrods owner and stand-up comedian, Mohammed Al Fayed This, from the UK’s Independent: Police investigate claims Fayed sexually assaulted 15-year-oldHarrods owner accused of forcibly kissing teenage girl Mohammed Al […]
I know, I also had no idea that Barry Hilton was accused of stealing two paintings. Or anything, for that matter. Bazza Hilton Iol reports: Comedian Barry Hilton is off the hook on charges of stealing two paintings. His lawyer, Vanesh Naidu, told Beeld newspaper on Wednesday that Hilton was acquitted in […]
There is ALWAYS time for a story about a £1.2million (about R21 million) cocaine bust on a luxury cruise liner. That’s like, basically, all we want to read about the whole time. Arcadia cruise liner This, from The Mirror: P&O CRUISE LINER RAID NETS £1.2M COKE HAUL By Jenna Sloan 20/10/2008 Seven held after […]
I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay. David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]
At 61, I’d say the news that you’ll be spending a MINIMUM of 20 years in prison probably doesn’t sit well. But then again, after getting away with murder before, it should be a welcomed compromise for OJ Simpson. This, from the San Francisco Chronicle (I LOVE the way the yanks have “chronicles” over there. […]
You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]