A number of people have emailed me this video so I thought I’d pop up the YouTube clip, rather than receiving anymore 3Mb files. You do know that 90% of the clips people send around are also available on Youtube, right? No problem. Ok, this is pretty hysterical. It features a particularly overweight gent dancing […]
Oh Lordi, the overseas press are AWASH with news and sightings of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline with his new los. (International readers should know that “los” is Afrikaans for girlfriend/slag). Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince TMZ had this to say: Kevin Federline’s new chick isn’t low rent — she’s no rent — […]
I told you yesterday about the identity of “The Stig” on Top Gear (turns out there was more than one Stig, btw) and at the end of the article I said the following: It reminds me of a few years back when I finally let the cat out of the bag that I was “Woofles†[…]
This is what we in the industry call “thinking on your feet.” Or, in this case, Veet. Sorry. Check this out – bloody brilliant. New Veet ad Beautiful. For those of you who don’t know, Veet is a hair remover that chicks use to tidy up. Guys also use it. I’ve used it […]
A couple months back I told you about Taxijam, the incredible new underground music video concept featuring artists playing in the back of a local taxi. Started by 2oceansvibe Character The Film Guy (Richard) and his cousin Simon, it’s gaining rapid momentum and has featured the likes of 2oceansvibe’s favourite The Dirty Skirts and our […]
Shame, this is particularly emboerrissing, as we watch some video clips of Walk the Line star, Joaquin Phoenix making his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO as a homeless rapper. Radical shit This, from thesuperficial: The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who […]
I thoroughly enjoyed this tongue-in-cheek story about Capetonians and our beloved Cape Minstrel annual carnival. With teeth.. CAPE TOWN – author unknown Over 300 Cape Minstrels are in hospital this morning after taking part in a traditional street carnival to celebrate January 2 without realizing that the day was not a public holiday. […]
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
Top Gear fans out there will be excited about this, and a bit sad, I suppose. Much like the neighbour in the Tim Allen “vehicle,” Home Improvement, the test driver featured on the hit TV show, Top Gear, has managed to keep his identity secret. Until now.. The Stig This, from Daily Mail: […]
You know sometimes when someone says something and a few days later something very similar happens? Ja, well anyway, I call it a “premonition.” People then also sometimes spice it a bit and stretch the amazingness of the particular premonition by clutching onto what we in the industry refer to as “fuck all.” Like someone […]
Before we chat about that, I thought I should just mention that this year’s Coke Fest (now called CokeZero Fest ’09) is featuring Oasis as its headline act. That’s right. You heard it here first. Other bands on the bill at this stage include Snow Patrol…and the Dirty Skirts. I know. Pretty rad. Now check […]
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
In the future, ALL posters will be as funny as this. [thanks gary]
I was hanging with G-Man at his pad yesterday and we decided that now would be very good time to introduce you to a new way to say hi. We think you’re ready for it. High-fives are out (just ask Ryan Seacrest), and so are fisties. That’s why we’re going for the ” SLAP, SNAP […]
I was watching the Louis Theroux interview series on DVD earlier this week. You remember I mentioned DVD Nouveau the other day, right? Ja, so the Louis Theroux series comes highly recommended. By me. That’s right. El stampo of approvio. So anyway, in the one episode, Louis goes to white racist America and spends time […]
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why […]
It would be somewhat out of line not to mention some of the angels on display at last Saturday’s 148th running of the Queen’s Plate. Slightly off the mark in black, rather than blue and white, the ever stylish Gina Athens did particularly well with this short knitted dress. Hat and shades combo also gets […]
For those of you just in from Alaska, latest news is that Australian cricketer, Matthew Hayden, retired from the game yesterday. I got hold of this hilarious eulogy for you from the latest online edition of Crikey. Thought some of you might enjoy. Alas poor Haydos the flat track bully and Christian sledgerBy Walter […]
I would prefer it if you played this on full volume. Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress by The Hollies Saturday night I was downtown Working for the FBI Sitting in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high Bootlegging boozer on the west side Full of people who are doing wrong […]
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]
It was a couple months back that the Interior Decorator told me that I “simply HAVE to visit DVD Nouveau” on Bree Street in Cape Town. She told me about their incredible selection of DVD’s for rent, including every series and all the classics. I looked for the shop, but I couldn’t find it and […]
I throughly enjoyed this little number sent in by Dave L: Hi Seth, I thought you would enjoy this one. Jerry Barnard (the muso) asked me to look after his car while he was away, so I made a few modifications to it, look carefully and see if you can spot them. Stunning […]
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
YEEEEHA WP gets our nod of approval Well done, you’re through. [thanks brian]
Our little girl… all grown up. Britney Spears poses with Kevin Federline’s spawn And if you think I’m going to believe that is a real soldier standing behind you, then you’re VERY mistaken. I’m not an idiot. That soldier is a fake. He doesn’t even have proper hands! God, people try anything these days!
That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him. Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew. The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, […]
Manchester United winger, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to escape without a scratch yesterday, as he lost control of his R2.5 million Ferrari in a Manchester airport tunnel. Not ideal This, from The Sun: CRISTIANO Ronaldo obliterated his Ferrari after losing control of his £200,000 supercar. The lucky Manchester Utd winger escaped without a […]
It is clearly that time of year when those of you who are back at your desks don’t have THAT much to do, particularly when we all know about the Cape Town January Rule . You’ve probably set up a bin in the corner of the office and have had paper throwing competitions. Time seems […]