While the nation waits for confirmation that Ron Jeremy will be playing Joost van der Westhuizen in Human Factor, the Clint Eastwood directed biopic, based around the 1995 World Cup, starring Matt Damon (as Francois “”Please, all me Franki” Pienaar) and Morgan Freeman (as Nelson Mandela); we have some other, possibly more important news. […]
The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh.. Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!
Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start. Rihanna and Chris Brown This, from Star […]
Well, that’s bloody decent of him! [thanks charl]
Ok, here it is.. Miranda Kerr That’s what I’m talking about.
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
Short and sweet: “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills. Seth […]
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores. Clarky This, from The Times online: I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]
I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]
It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website. Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX.. That’s all we ask for.. [thanks lauren]
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
This is very good. That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94. [thanks grant]
I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man. The London 2012 logo That’s just great. […]
Covers have really taken off since Britney’s covered I love Rock ‘n Roll. The last George Michael cover that I recall was Limp Bizkit’s rendition of Faith. That was a pretty hard version and I thought it interesting that this latest cover of a George Michael song has been performed by a hard rock band. […]
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this. Naughty. […]
In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street. There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S: The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with […]