I trust everyone has seen the Nando’s ad for Joost? I put it up two days ago (here) and still received it 20 times yesterday in my inbox (could we please address this issue, friends). So anyway, someone has mocked-up ANOTHER Nando’s ad, addressed to Joost van der Westhuizen’s wife, Amor. This one is clearly […]
It looks like the latest allegations made by ex-Teazers stripper, Marilize Emmenis, are enough for Supersport to issue Joost van der Westhuizen a yellow card. News24 reports: Cooling off period for Joost Johannesburg – Representatives of the management of SuperSport met with former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen on Monday to discuss […]
True love is alive and well, my friends! As we hear the news of billionaire Netscape founder, Jim Clark, marrying supermodel, Kristy Hinze ! I like this guy. Let’s check him out.. Here’s Jim : Jim Clark – 65Solid And here’s Kristy: Kristy Hinze – 28Nicely It’s a beautiful thing. The NYpost […]
Today is the last days of voting for the 2009 South African Blog Awards. It’s a great opportunity for those of you out there that haven’t voted, to do your thing. It is the only way to keep 2oceansvibe going. I can almost guarantee you that if you don’t vote, 2oceansvibe will be no more. […]
Just like that. Beyonce – giving it a full rev BANG! Right…. Nowwww…..where were we?
Nando’s grilled peri-peri chicken restaurants have moved quickly and are able to capitalise on the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal. With this: Good. We approve. Go to www.joostsextape.co.za for more.. [thanks catherine]
Like Kim Jong il , I do enjoy mass crowd formations and visual displays, using the likes of military armies and gymnasts. I have, however, never seen it done by sheep. Not in the day, nor at night! This will blow your mind: You like that? Amazing, just when you thought you knew […]
Local Afrikaans newspaper, Rapport, are becoming more and more sensational by the day! This weekend they absolutely dominated with a story about the girl in the Joost van der Westhuizen video! I’ve been DYING to see what this chick looks like. Given that the truth will eventually come out, the hotness of the chick could […]
Those of you who stay here all day will remember that a few hours ago I put up the 50 cent video – Yo Shorty, it’s your birthday, because, well, it’s my birthday. So anyway, that prompted Chris O to send me this absolute gem. Enjoy this guy’s passport: Aaah, that’s too beautiful! […]
I recorded a very special urgent 2oceansvibe public announcement/pledge yesterday on Camps Bay beach. It’s pretty big and it’s pretty deep and it concerns every one of you. I strongly urge you to watch the video, as our future basically depends on it. I cannot force you to watch it, but if you don’t, I […]
Imagine catching this little fire hydrant sign while you’re having a bad day. Fire hydrant humour – right up there.. It’s so perfectly done. I want it inside me. [thanks fergus]
I was tweeting away on Twitter this morning and noticed I had received a direct twat from Emma, asking if I had seen the website explainthisimage.com . No, I had not. I went on a journey of discovery and clicked the link. Wow. I’ll kill you, Superdog! the above photo is just one […]
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing. Sean Penn Quietly confident Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in. Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year […]
I picked this up from the BBC. It’ll make your day. 60-foot penis painted on roof An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub […]
Here we have Megan Fox , carrying her purse. Megan Fox That’s a really cool purse!
Sorry, I got lost in the lyrics of Billy Joel’s song, Honesty, back there. What I really want to show you, is this thing, which is related to telling the truth and honesty. It’s also pretty damn hilarious. Quality Beautiful. I love those guys. I have the odd online venture and some of […]
I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not […]
Interesting vibe she’s going for with the hair. But, to be honest, I’m absolutely fine with it. As I’m sure you are. I think it appeals to both the guys out there, as well as the laydezz.. Hey, chill – I’m sure it’s just a one-off.. Nice one, my babes..
Following on seamlessly from our very recent article about Crocs crashing , comes this heart-warming email. Hi Seth, During an excursion to Hermanus this weekend we came across this T-shirt at the flea market. Don’t know if you have seen it but thought you would enjoy it. The photo was taken with my cellphone […]
Oh my goodness. [out of breath] Is everyone here? Ok, good. Sit down – I have a very important announcement. I was sent this video by Toby E, and before I watched it for the first time I noticed two things. Firstly, it was made by Lonely Island – the same genii that brought us […]
Wow! Can you believe it, Joost has decided to drop all charges against Heat magazine! You might remember that he has been saying the whole way through that he would be laying charges. That was, of course, after he maintained that the person in the video was wearing a brand of socks that he never […]
Nobel peace laureate and Richard Gere’s best mate, The Dalai Lama, is “very disappointed” by South Africa’s decision denying him a visa to enter South Africa. This, following intense pressure from China, who despise His Holiness. I really must apologise, bru – if we had anything to do with it, you know you’d get a […]
As I’ve said in a multitude of previous posts, there are various famous people that you can follow on Twitter. One of them is Ashton Kutcher. I don’t follow Ashton because I’m a fan of his. I follow him because I’ve been waiting for him to do something like this: Ashton Kutcher tweets a […]
2oceansvibe’s disgust at the incredibly low levels of professionalism over at IDOLS has been echoed throughout the media world over the past couple of months. The most recent of which was yesterday in IOL’s Tonight Section: Check, check, check it out (source – iol): Idols, hitting the wrong note March 22, 2009 By […]
Coming from a religious music and conservative background, this recent shot of Katy Perry is quite surprising. But then one remembers her latest global pop hit “I kissed a girl, and I liked it” and it sits a little better.. Katy Perry Very mellow.. The guy behind her seems to be enjoying it..
Those of you in Durbs who aren’t wetting themselves with excitement, are advised to tell their parents the news – South Africa’s number 1 rock band back in the 70’s and 80’s, McCully Workshop , are coming to Durban! Show them this album cover and I can almost guarantee they’ll be moved to tears. […]
It’s been a number of years since Charles Manson (not to be confused with Charles Bronson, who is awesome) was in the headlines for brainwashing his crew (The “Manson Family”) and instigating a killing spree in 1969, which included the death of Sharon Tate, the wife of movie director, Roman Polanski. Charles Manson 18, […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
Bad luck to those who didn’t win (50 entered, all-in-all, in 3 hours), but there could only be five winners of a pair of tickets each. The following people should check their email boxes shortly, which will give them instructions on how to gain access the live Goldfish concert at the Spier ampitheatre TONIGHT!! (It’s […]
I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]