Kim Jong Il
Like A Movie – The Secret Fifth Floor In North Korea’s Largest Hotel
25 Jun 2018 by Nereesha Patel / No Comments
In North Korea’s capital stands a hotel with a rather mysterious fifth floor. A group of curious tourists decided to investigate, and came upon a shocking discovery.
A Documentary About That Time Kim Jong Il Kidnapped A South Korean Director And Movie Star [Trailer]
22 Sep 2016 by Kiernan / No Comments
It’s the story that seems so far-fetched filmmakers were hesitant to take it on, but sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction.
Zuma Has Revealed What He Would Do If He Was A Dictator
25 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
It must be awful running this country and being held accountable for every decision you make – which is why Jacob daydreamed out loud yesterday about what he would change were he a dictator.
Here’s The Part Where Kim Jong Un Dies In That Movie Sony Has Canceled [Video]
19 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well, it’s rather exciting that this has been leaked so we can all see it since Sony is too terrified to screen it, which is fair enough…
Kim Jong Un Is Addressing The Weather Forecast Issues North Korea Are Having
12 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ok, weather forecasting to tell you what the day is going to be like may not always be so spot-on – especially here where we have all the seasons rolled into one day. Bloody Cape Town winter… But there are some key functions forecasters play such as issuing early warning for extreme weather. This is worth making a scene about…
Behold: The Kim Jong Un Video Game
15 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Un’s regime has had some pretty serious accusations pointed at it and it’s not really something to make a laughing matter out of – or is it?
Former North Korean Intelligence Official Spills The Beans
03 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fouling assassination attempts, bombings, coups and uprisings are all in a day’s work for North Korea’s intelligence officers. Only a handful of North Korean intelligence officials have ever escaped from the hermit kingdom. One of them spilled the beans on the turmoil and paranoia in the secretive country.
UPDATED: North Korea’s Elections Are Very Soon – This Is How They Work
10 Mar 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Held every five years, North Korea’s elections are pretty simple. Unlike democratic elections in South Africa, there is no need for a long list of candidates on the ballot list. There is only one candidate a district can vote for.
Kim Jong Un’s Uncle Had A ‘Pleasure Brigade’ Of Young Women
15 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The mystery surrounding the execution of Jang Song Thaek is thinning, as new information comes to light. Kenji Fujimoto, the sushi chef who worked for the Kim family between 1989 and 2001, claims that Jang was being punished for his taste in young women.
The Struggle Under Ground: Inside North Korea’s Subway System [GALLERY]
05 Dec 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Almost a hundred metres below the streets of Pyonyang lie cavernous rooms tiled with intricate mosaics, emblazoned with government propaganda and adorned with gold statues of ‘great leaders’. This is the world’s most secretive subway.
Follow This Link To See The North Korea Prison Camps For Yourself On Google Earth
28 Jan 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
North Korean prison camps are amongst the most notorious in the world. They house gas chambers and chemical experiments, and prisoners are incarcerated just for being related to other prisoners.
Kim Jong-Il’s Grandson Gives Rare Interview [VIDEO]
22 Oct 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Currently studying in Bosnia, the grandson of the late North Korean Great Leader Kim Jong-Il, and nephew of the Young General Kim Jong-Un, has given a rare TV interview. The interview was for Finnish television, with former Under Secretary General of the UN, Elisabeth Rehn.
Soldiers Dance In Streets After Kim Jong-Un Becomes Head Of Military [GALLERY & VIDEO]
19 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Yesterday reports surfaced that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had been given the title of Marshal – the country’s highest military rank. And how did the troops respond? Turns out they were so ecstatic that spontaneous dancing broke out in the streets!
Kim Jong-Un’s Alleged Girlfriend Hyon Song-Wol Sings “Excellent Horse-Like Lady” [VIDEO]
11 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve been waiting patiently here at the 2oceansVibe Media Compound for some spice about the Supreme Leader Of North Korea, and champion of our hearts, Kim Jong-un, the Great Successor, to come into the public domain.
SPL!NG Movie Review: The Dictator
27 Jun 2012 by SPLING / No Comments
Sacha Baron Cohen has just given birth to General Aladeen, another outrageous personality in his latest character comedy, The Dictator. The British comedian continues to export his brand of risque, politically incorrect, fish-out-water comedy to the Americas, continuing the legacy of Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
The Hilariously Epic Adventures Of Kim Jong Un [VIDEO]
15 Mar 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ever since the untimely departure of Our Dear Leader, a gaping hole has been left in the fabric of society, waiting to be filled by an equally magnificent specimen of humanity. Mercifully it did not take long for the void to be filled. Click through to be basked in the glory of The Adventures Of Kim Jung Un, Our Dear Leader’s successor.
North Koreans Turn Out For Late Kim Jong-Il’s Birthday
16 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Spectacle is the order of the day for the first birthday celebration of late departed North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il since his death, as North Koreans turn out en masse to celebrate the “Day of the Shining Star”
North Korea To Punish Mourners Who Were “Insincere”
16 Jan 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Last month, we saw footage of North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong Il. Shockingly, it now turns out some of those people were just faking it! As punishment, authorities are handing down six months in a labor-training camp to all those who participated, but “didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine.”
Give Yourself A Dictator Funeral
29 Dec 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this Photoshop template (here) on Gawker.com and I couldn’t resist the chance the replace Kim Jong Il’s face with my own, as I imagined my very own dictator funeral. You can do the same if you download the Photoshop Template and replace Kim’s photo with your (or a friend’s) image. Kim Jong Il […]
North Korea Shows Kim Jong-Il’s Body On TV [PIC]
20 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
North Korean television has flighted images of the body of Kim Jong-Il lying in a glass coffin. There was also a flower-bedecked bier supporting the casket. His son and successor, Kim Jong-Un and other senior officials could be seen paying their respects.
Nandos Still Doing A Better Job Of Political Commentary Than Most Newspapers
19 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Of course it wasn’t Nandos. It was Gary Johnston! I guess that’s just one less guest for dinner this weekend, hey Mr Mugabe?
Six Things You Didn’t Know About Kim Jong-Il
19 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
As the saying goes in Pyongyang, one good Kim deserves another. So, as Dear Leader’s dearest son prepares to assume the mantle of power, let’s look back at some of Kim Jong-Il’s greatest hits.
Kim Jong Il’s Son Had Six Plastic Surgery Operations
30 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Eun is the son of North Korea’s Kim Jong Il. He is destined to rule this nuclear-armed rogue nation one day, but it is said that his dad is rather obsessed with the whole “eternal president” concept. So much so, that he’s sent his son for six plastic surgery procedures to look more like him and his father. See if you can spot the resemblances – I’d suggest starting with the double chins.
Kim Jong-un Confirms His Destiny With A Fur Hat
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our Dear Leader’s son/amorphous bag of goo/successor has taken the next great step towards ruling North Korea – he bought himself a furry hat just like his dad’s. It’s not any old hat. The Fargo inspired accessory is made of otter fur by the hands of a master craftsman. Only if you’re very serious about ruling North Korea do you get to wear one of these.
Our Dear Leader’s Sister Invented The Hamburger
17 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So! Pretend we’re having that bit of dialogue from Pulp Fiction where we talk about Burger King burgers being called ‘royale’ in France, except we’re talking about North Korea, and they call them “minced meat and bread,” to avoid referring to the uniquely American hamburger. Also, this is a new thing.
Our Dear Leader Shows Grace And Mercy
06 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Il, the bluebird on the arc of the rainbow, the morning stag – Our Dear Leader – has offered the simpering worms, South Korea, an olive branch of peace. Will South Korea take that branch, or will they perish in a Sea Of Flame?
KIM JONG’S IL-NESS
21 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Savour him while you still can… We may well be into the final week of Kim Jong Il’s reign, ladies and gents. The Dear Leader, bless him, is not well. Kim Jong Il is ill. So ill, in fact, that many so called “doctors” of the Great Western Devil are speculating that he may have […]
ATTENTION IRAN – WE HAVE A URANIUM SUPPLIER FOR YOU
03 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Everyone knows Iran needs a steady supply of uranium to develop it’s peaceful nuclear energy-production. But the west is being all iffy about monitoring the grade and quantity of uranium that the Iranians can get their hands on. Western governments have even gone so far as to implement sanctions against Iran. Those guys are total […]
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