Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth.

Seth,

Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze!

Anyway, not feeling great at the time we decided to do the drive through thing in the line and as we turn the corner some komskom has spray painted this on the wall!

Food for thought?

Doug W

 

Wow, that’s pretty hilarious. Someone obviously knows something that we don’t. Although our national cricket team are sponsored by KFC at the moment and they don’t seem to be growing any strange appendages out the sides of their necks.

For now.

Good heavens – can you imagine if they were sponsored by KFC in Pat Symcox’s day? He would have fielded with a KFC barrel under his arm, with a drum stick in one hand and a cigarette in the other! The tricky part would have been deciding which to drop if the ball came his way! He’d probably suck the marrow out of that chicken bone long before the ball came down to earth. He’d have to, they belong together .

Aah, good times.

What a beaut.

ps. I’m spending the weekend in Kommetjie, this coming weekend. The above reference to the komskom was made by the reader, not Seth. Don’t forget that Kom Skom spiritual leader, Ian “Mettie” Metcalf, has given Seth the key to the city.