Just yesterday I was taking a bubble bath at The Safe House and sent out a twat about the provocative Armani ad campaign (here ), depicting a woman removing a man’s clothing – revealing quite a lot, I thought. But then I found this this little piece of madness. “Standing on your head” usually conjures […]
Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world. Paris Hilton will be […]
My mate, Joe bones, over at RiverCityVibe in Jacksonville (Florida, US), spotted these babies. Joe writes: When my regular thing said she had bought a new pair of flip flops I paid no heed. Then she rocked up in these, and I have to say, I was impressed: They are by Giusepe Zanotti […]
I must admit I have NEVER come across these things before, so I’ll let Mano run you through them: Hey Seth, Just as Crocs wind down I find these guys. VERY naughty! Some oke was wearing these at the UCT match just now. Normal as ever. Just standing there watching. As if […]
I was thinking of Sophia today and took a trip down Google Images Lane . that was when I decided to give you a Sophia Loren moment. They just don’t make https://safemdonline.com/nexium.html them like this anymore. Sophia LorenBe more like her Killer I look forward to when women’s fashion goes back properly to that […]
You’ll remember the first one that came out, the Nando’s spoof ad campaign about Joost (here). Then there was the one that came out for his wife, Amor (here ). And now I see we have a Nike spoof T-shirt doing the rounds. I must say, it’s pretty good. Joost did it. Ok, […]
Originally built by Codecasa for Giorgio Armani in 2003, I am very excited to announce that the yacht, Mariu, is for sale and has been discounted from €23.8 million to €19.95 million. That’s pretty much a 40 bar saving, in Rands. It’s a STEAL! Can you believe it?! Goodness, this recession really is producing some […]
Andy Skinstad has an acute sense of what I enjoy. That is why he sent me this video, showing a chameleon walking over a range of Ray Ban Wayfarers . A chameleon flirts with Seth’s shazzles. Obviously I was quite pleased that they included a red pair like mine in the experiment! Although […]
At a recession busting $1,150, I give you the Mulberry Mix Material “Jenah” Shoulder Bag. This mixed material shoulder bag features suede, cracked leather and tumbled sheep skin and pale gold hardware. With turnlock closure. Interior pockets. “Turnlock closure”….. Mmmm, now you’re getting me all hot.. Buy that bad boy here – from Bloomingdales […]
Here we have Megan Fox , carrying her purse. Megan Fox That’s a really cool purse!
Interesting vibe she’s going for with the hair. But, to be honest, I’m absolutely fine with it. As I’m sure you are. I think it appeals to both the guys out there, as well as the laydezz.. Hey, chill – I’m sure it’s just a one-off.. Nice one, my babes..
It’s a beautiful day today, people. Not only is it Friday (whatever that means), but I also have news for you that revolting shoe manufacturer, Crocs, is going down the tubes. This, after the auditor of Crocs Inc. says it has “substantial doubt” about the ability of the shoemaker to stay in business amid falling […]
Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down.. Beautiful chaos Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]
Hey team! Wow, it’s been quite a hectique day. Just drove back from Plett and, along the way, found out that 2oceansvibe, she was broken. Various sms’s and one knee-driving skills came into play, as The Insurance Broker fed me droewors (pretend there are deeltekens back there), so that I could tend to the problem […]
Why is this sign in my life? You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place Unless you work in a kitchen? Do you work in a kitchen? I see.. At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime […]
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]
I’m a big fan of the colour pink and don’t mind splashing my vibe with a little bit here and there. Like the odd pink shirt, or pink socks. I must say, I don’t have any pink jocks. Do Calvin Klein make pink boxers/briefs for guys? Mum, could we investigate that please? Ta. Now, much […]
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
No, no, no, no, no! That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.
It’s Valentines day in a week and a bit’s time. Pretty awesome stuff. Takes me back to my days in the boarding house when the various girls’ schools used to exchange red roses with the boys’ schools; with each rose and message being read out at lunch time. Some guys got stacks. Some got none. […]
A buddy of mine has the Audi R8 and I must admit, I’m pretty damn impressed. It’s quite radical when it comes to everything from handling, to power and overall design; God knows it’s won numerous awards. Prada on the other hand has never failed to impress me. I’ve got a couple pairs of shoes […]
I showed you a RUNDC T-shirt the other day. That one was pretty impressive. But I think this one takes the cake. So much so that I ordered my very own over the “internet.” I suggest you do the same. CLICK HERE to order your very own official RUN DC T-SHIRT!
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]
They’re pretty much all I wanted as a kid, especially when I was going through my ninja phase. I had a judo suit and some ninja stars, but no shoes. Look, these things aren’t REAL ninja shoes, they’re actually espadrilles masquerading as ninja shoes – but we CALL them ninja shoes. And anyway, you’ll probably […]
It’s so cool that Bicycling Magazine has a fashion/style editor, called “STYLEMAN.” It’s even better that a recent issue rasies the question we brought up with regards to cyclists wearing helmets whilst dining in restaurants/cafes and eateries around Cape Town. You’ll find STYLEMAN’S reply might hamper his chances of working for Vogue. www.bicycling.co.za […]
Girls, I saw this and thought you might like it. I KNOW! How stunning? The Jimmy Choo website tells us the following: Tube Rainbow snake clutch bag € 950.00 This contemporary evening bag is the epitome of modernist chic. The rainbow snake skin really makes a statement. Dimensions: L22.5 x H8.5 x […]
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]