Czech it out. Eastern Europe is blessed with public servants who not only do their job, but look great doing it. Good grief. Members of the Public Affairs party will feature in a 2011 charity calendar posing provocatively in revealing outfits. The party’s racy calendar comes after a record 44 women were voted into the […]
Vaseline is taking capitalising on social pressures to a wonderfully tech-savvy level. They’ve launched a Facebook app for a range of skin lightening cream due to be released next month in India. The page name for the app is “Vaseline Men BE PREPARED“, and incites YOU to “Transform Your Face on Facebook With Vaseline Men” […]
There’s a crisis in the Middle East, ladies and gentlemen. For centuries, the mullet has stood on the threshold of visual offense and radical expression of freedom. And in yet another move to isolate itself from the global Wayne’s World generation, Iran has banned that most majestic and elusive of creatures, the mullet. Imagine a […]
It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask. The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at […]
You’ll recall the awesome ad that my buddy Colin Jeffery in the States (The Advertising Guy) did with Goldfish (The Blonde & Baby Jesus). Remember, it’s the one where the hamsters drive a KIA car with Goldfish playing on the system. Check the commercial out here. Incidentally, the same Goldfish tune Colin used in the […]
What was is essence a Pumaunity art exhibition, showcasing world-renowned painter, Kehinde Wiley’s football masterpieces, turned into a ripper of a party on Wednesday night. I found myself settled with a good gaggle, including Passion from Dirty Skirts, Stormers center Morgan Newman, e-TV weather stud Derek Van Dam (with new haircut), DJ Richard Hardiman, funniman […]
I’ll be honest, I’m settling into the iPad quite nicely and starting to incorporate it into everyday life. I genuinely find typing on it (in portrait) an absolutely pleasure, typing at virtually the same speed as I do on a normal keyboard. Look at me, being all detailed and informative, like I’m not on my […]
Kehinde Wiley’s “Unity” Portrait Kehinde Wiley Art Exhibition In Cape Town! – One of Michael Jackson‘s Favourite painters, Kehinde Wiley, is in town! He will be exhibiting his football inspired paintings, the result of an extraordinary collaboration with Puma. The Kehinde Wiley exhibition is to be held at Studio One, 186 Bree Street, Cape […]
All protocol was relaxed as we granted one photographer and virtual-tour expert (Panascape) unprecedented access to my suite at the Cape Royale hotel. As it is my primary residence, you can imagine what intimate never-seen-before details were caught on camera. The virtual tour itself let’s you cruise around the Cape Royale hotel (spinning 360 degrees […]
A lot of people have been hucking me for “the name of that online shirt company” I use. So I couldn’t think of a better way to show you, than with this announcement I received about their winter special. Those of you who understand what tailored shirts are all about will be quite aware of […]
Video Of Barack Obama Looking for Some “Ass” To “Kick” – Just yesterday (I think) we told you about Barack Obama looking to “kick some ass.” I thought it was a fairly big story and it looks like I was right – turned on CNN and it’s like Obama and Ass everywhere! It’s actually pretty […]
When this thing comes to Cape Town, I strongly advise you to get there before me. Because I’m gonna be there early and I’m gonna jump in and lock the door! Check this shit out! Spreading love, unity and joy is the purpose of PUMA’s Gear Box, a modified bus that will undertake a funfilled […]
The Apple Icon is one of the world’s most powerful brands. Not only does it front the most economically powerful leisure technology manufacturer in the world, it is also a lesson in simple, elegant design with the aesthetic legs to carry it through multiple decades. Which is precisely why you should slap a mo or […]
And better looking, too. Didn’t you know? This sassy little individual has been released in Europe, and is on course for distribution in the US. Although, with A FRIGGING SOLAR PANEL CELL ON THE BACK (oh yeah!) you’d expect them to pump these babies to sunny South Africa in a heartbeat.
I get pretty excited when my crew at Sunglass Hut tell me they have kept me a pair of 18-carat gold limited “gold edition” Dolce & Gabbana shades. I get even more excited when they tell me they kept me the only pair available in the country at the moment.. That’s when I asked them […]
The 2oceansvibe NoMU “Touch Me On My Poster” competition ends on May 31. So if you want to stand a chance of winning one of ten killer 2oceansvibe hampers, you better move your arlee! With each hamper including prizes from Sunglass Hut, Puma, vida e, Jack Black beer, Butlers Pizza and Osumo, you can understand […]
I found this photo lying around and realised that it was taken for you. I wanted to show you a great example of how one should dress up when going to the shops on a Saturday or Sunday morning in Cape Town. I call it, “LA Style,” because it’s pretty much how everyone dresses in […]
Part-time-model, unruly brat and general pretender, Shaun Oakes, chirped me the other day in the comment section of an article, after I revealed that I was in matric in 1994 (it happened to be Freedom Day and I was discussing the 1994 election). He was going for the tried and tested, “are you that old” […]
I am getting pretty excited about my new iPad which will be in my hands in a couple of weeks. With that in mind, I found myself browsing the net for accessories. Needless to say, Louis Vuitton have come up trumps with their range of iPad covers. Just LOOK at these beauties! I would probably […]
Well it really is all the rage now, isn’t it? Models without Photoshop and now models without makeup. In five years from now the big brands will be bowing down again to further pressure and will be using the ugliest girls they can find. You know, to show how “real” they are. Not that I […]
It’s a special moment when Ryan drops me a note to let me know the package has arrived. Aah yes, another delivery of Collar And Cuff shirts – our favourite online tailored shirt service. Collar And Cuff But they’re not just basic tailored shirts – these puppies are fully adjustable. I have now finally settled […]
I had the pleasure of attending a mind-blowing show on Wednesday night, courtesy of Cosmopolitan. It was held at Vaudeville in town and was presented as a proper show – not some random fashion ramp with models plonking along, but a full-on spectacular! 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, Lisa Cowley Killing it at the Cosmo Jeans Fashion […]
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
Wow! Who would have thought Puma would be helping the environment simply by folding their T-shirts one more time before you buy them? How does that work, you ask? Simple! PUMA today launched an innovative solution including a “Clever Little Bag” to significantly reduce the amount of waste and CO2 emissions that traditional product packaging […]
These T-shirts are currently being produced in the UK. Awesome.. [thanks earl]
The 2oceansvibers out there show their support in all sorts of ways. Some of them just drop an email from time to time, saying how much they enjoy the vibe, whilst others prefer to stalk and ask weird questions in public. Either way, I’ve got nothing but love for you, baby! But then you get […]
The Sun is giving the Terreblanche murder a full rev! You can read the article if you want, but I’d prefer you didn’t. It’s basically a British reporter’s thoughts on the Terreblanche murder and how it could bring havoc to the World Cup. Maybe it’s a good thing, given that The Sun targets the majority […]
I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible. Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more? Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s… Pop Ya Collar would approve. It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in […]
I was dying to tell you about my new shirts that came in from Collar and Cuff,” but the excitement of The Vibe party kind of threw me and I completely forgot! Luckily there has been a stream of emails asking where I got the shirt I wore at the party from – which reminded […]
A week ago you were given the opportunity to win a brand new Levi’s 507 jean pant! With the return of the 507, there wasn’t a single person out there that wasn’t seduced by the jeans that don’t taper, aren’t skinny and don’t flare as much as a bootleg. That’s because they’re as straight as […]