Wow! Can you believe it, Joost has decided to drop all charges against Heat magazine! You might remember that he has been saying the whole way through that he would be laying charges. That was, of course, after he maintained that the person in the video was wearing a brand of socks that he never […]
News just in from The Associated Press: Armstrong falls during race, is taken to hospital 18 minutes ago BALTANAS, Spain (AP)  Lance Armstrong has been taken to a hospital after falling during the first stage of a five-day race in Spain. The seven-time Tour de France champion may have injured his […]
Ex-Spingbok captain and 2oceansvibe character (The Character Formerly known as The Loose Forward), Bob Skinstad has taken a step forward into the wired world and, following a brief lesson, is now officially TWITTING ! God knows what the future of Twitter holds for all of us! A stunningly cheesy recent shoot for Best Life […]
I was meant to show you this a few days back, but my recent Veuve Clicquot binge fell over that particular day. Nevertheless, I found it again on my “desktop.” Check this out: Golf-Stenson’s Swedish strip show overshadows Woods MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) – Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods […]
Shocking, shocking, shocking! As poms and ex-pats have to spend their time worrying about terror attacks repeats of past atrocities, it seems a local trend of attack is on the rise over there – bicycle helmets indoors. When will the madness end? This, from a troubled Dale S: Hey Seth, I am in […]
This was first spotted on Geekologie.com who have reported that SunCity is home to the World’s fastest “Zipline.” While we prefer the name “foofy slide” here in South Africa, it is interesting to note that they claim to be not only the fastest, but also the tallest and the longest. Apparently it goes 100mph. It […]
So you’ll remember from the article last week where I put R4,000 on four different bets. Three of them were “multiple” bets and one was a straight bet. Remember I explained to you that multiple bets allow you to bet on a number of teams winning, resulting in bigger odds, rather than betting on each […]
You might recall the incredible Kika Sack record set by The TBG and The Dude a few months back. 57 kikas in a row, to be exact (check out the footage here). So anyway, the Vida e boyz got involved in the action and attempted to break the current Kika Sack record. Check it out: […]
Talya G alerted me to a tweet on Matthew Buckland’s Twitter page (no, I do not say those words with a straight face) showing a paraglider who clearly missed his mark and ploughed straight into the wall, smashing a window at the restaurant above and landing, BANG, in front of Vida e. Not sure of […]
Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za www.joostsextape.co.za
I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]
While the nation waits for confirmation that Ron Jeremy will be playing Joost van der Westhuizen in Human Factor, the Clint Eastwood directed biopic, based around the 1995 World Cup, starring Matt Damon (as Francois “”Please, all me Franki” Pienaar) and Morgan Freeman (as Nelson Mandela); we have some other, possibly more important news. […]
Nervous? Sure. Confident? Big time! I’m learning about this new vibe called “Multiples.” they have it on greatodds.com, which is who I’ve been using to get into this new vibe of mine – sports betting! It makes watching sport on the weekend SO much more fun. And, with multiples, you can win a few thousand […]
The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh.. Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!
The Sri Lanka cricket team tour bus has just been attacked in Pakistan. Reuters: Sri Lanka cricket team bus attacked in Pakistan LAHORE, Pakistan, March 3 – Gunmen killed at least four people in an attack on the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus on Tuesday as it drove to a stadium in the […]
Hello team! I need your help. Finally local sports betting has come online, properly! I’m trying out this new site called greatodds.com and want to test it a bit this weekend, just to get my head around it. www.greatodds.com This is gonna be fun! So for now I’m just going to put down some […]
This is very good. That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94. [thanks grant]
It seems it is not just Cape Town that is under attack by the indoor helmet wearing brethren. Here we see fresh footage taken at Louis Botha airport in Durban on Sunday. Indoor helmet attack at Louis Botha airport, Durban The similarities to suicide bomb attacks are numerous. Most notable is the fact […]
With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man. The London 2012 logo That’s just great. […]
The public outcry against cyclists wearing their helmets in restaurants and other retail outlets, is reaching fever pitch. With the public attacks occurring everywhere from Sea Point Spar and Giovanni’s, to Newport Deli and Vida e; there seems to be no end in sight, as they INSIST on further alienating themselves from the overwhelming majority […]
With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]
Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]
It’s all happening, people! The FIFA 2010 World Cup tickets are going on sale this week. I think I need to get a few, just in case the Mozambiquen connection doesn’t pull through (boys, I trust all is in order?). Tickets are currently priced between R140 and R6,300. And I say “currently” because […]
Whereas I would almost certainly claim to have a bigger dick than that of an offending sex tape, Joost has gone the other route – he claims that it can’t be him, because the guy in the video’s main-chap is way too big to be his. Joost and his wife, Amor (Before sex tape) This, […]
Before I kick off here, it should just be noted that, although being in the same league of beauty, Bar Rafaeli is no relation to local female publishing dynamos Vanessa and Julia and the Raphaely Dynasty. They went for the “ph” and the “y”, rather than the “f” and the “i.” I must say ‘m […]
Now we all know about the supreme skills on display by the likes of our national cricket and rugby boys, but these NFL guys honestly take it to another level. I remember Gibbs being pretty ridiculous when it came to little tricks and antics. He could hoof a rugby ball into the air […]
As predicted, this last weekend’s Cape Town Tens was a runaway success, with 10/10 scores from anyone that matters. The tournament has been accepted on the world stage and is pipped to become bigger than the Hong Kong Sevens within the next two years. www.capetowntens.com The facilitation of recreational boozing was apparent, as everyone went […]
No, no, no, no, no! That’s just not going to cut it, I’m afraid.
I don’t know about you, but my insides are spazzing out in anticipation for the inaugural annual Cape Town Tens competition taking place this weekend at Hamiltons RFC. With this unique brand of rugby fever filtering into the veins of Capetonians far and wide, the boys obviously couldn’t wait to get the festivities […]