What would you do if you won the lottery? And we’re talking million and millions, by the way. Jump for joy? Scream a little bit? Maybe this guy needs a little lesson.
I imagine the job description for presidential bodyguard includes something about putting your body in the line of fire. No surprises when things like this happen then.
Sometimes trying to find both shoes in my cupboard brings upon me a black rage that results in my entire shoe collection becoming a swarming mass on my bedroom floor. No more.
It’s lovely when something South African makes us proud – we have plenty of talent in this country, let’s not let it get overshadowed by all our other issues.
Open wide professor, there’s a sugar-laden carbfest heading for your piehole. That, and some cauliflower pizza bases, in today’s DIY section.
I take the train to work and if my eyes are in too much agony after having to wake up I don’t read my book but instead scroll through Facebook because it’s sometimes more entertaining in a sadistic kind of way.
How does a radio DJ ensure that he has death threats rolling in from around the world? By offing a baby rabbit live on air, which as we all know will have people fuming.
Let’s imagine for a second you are rolling in the dough and you want to scope out some prime rental property. These two beauts might be just what you are looking for.
It really is the end of celeb spotting season – Cannes is over, Monaco is over, we’ve had the Met Gala. All that’s left is to follow Kendall Jenner and her daily routine.
No, early 1990’s stoners, Bodhi hasn’t risen from the ashes and returned to the beach to catch more big waves. This remake, however, does has a few plot twists that look pretty epic.
There’s nothing like gathering your child and all his or her friends on sleepover night and getting them to play a game that involves ghosts. Never mind them not sleeping, neither will you.
Waking is up is great because it means you are alive, but sometimes it leaves you feeling like you are personally experiencing a zombie apocalypse. Let’s get rid of that feeling.
Sad news from Claremont’s Cavendish Square Mall yesterday evening as a 21-year-old man took his own life.
Zuma giggles as minister threatens “I will fuck you up.” Fifa officials arrested. Wozniak calls Snowden ‘hero.’ Scores dead in Texas flood ‘tsunami.’ Staggering world internet use numbers. ‘The Jaw’ has given birth. Kylie trying hard.
If you want to get people riled up these days just criticise the make of smartphone they use. Yes, people are touchy about such things so let’s add some figures into the mix.
Oh what fun it must be to be filmed for mini-movies wearing haute couture gowns whilst flowing through the halls of palaces and other obscure places.
Don’t despair that the temperature has dropped and your wood man is running late with the food for your fireplace – just pop away for the weekend where someone else will light your fires and pour your wine.
What do you get when you cross one of the most respected musicians of all time with one of the most well-loved? A pretty rocking performance in London.
I hope you are prepared for this – it is what I can only describe as life altering and perspective changing and you will appreciate more things in life, such as Nickelback.
Some like to be six feet under, others want to be paraded around the streets. Here’s a rather unusual final request from this guy in Puerto Rico.
Unfortunately this story is every bit as awful as that headline makes it sound. The taxi protests in Durban are gathering steam and they have claimed their youngest victim.
Lena Dunham’s character in Girls is something to be reckoned with – and that’s only because she is as odd as anything. But, we love her nonetheless, just like we like Lena.
It used to be that when you wanted to splash some cash you bought yourself a Gulfstream jet and laughed at the peasants who couldn’t afford one. Here’s the new trend.
He might have gained worldwide fame following 2001’s ‘A Beautiful Mind’, but for those in the know John Nash had already been a superstar for years.
Sometimes I think of a simpler time when Nokia 3210s ruled the earth and cellphone batteries lasted for weeks. Those days are gone folks but help is at hand.
When one thinks of Picasso, it’s all paintings like La Lecture, La Rêve and Woman in Hat and Fur Collar. One hardly thinks of a grumpy grandfather who never had time for his family.
I remember throwing a tantrum once. My mum pulled the car over and made me get out. Then she drove off. I never threw another tantrum ever again. It was not a fun day.
Good grief, if we don’t have Courtney Love trying to find missing airplanes, then we have a baby Kardashian solving massive conspiracy theories. She is either quite bright or has way too much time…
Oh what fun it must be to be a waiter or waitress and have annoying and rude customers that you just want to club to death with your menu. Oh wait…
If you could have your place of work look like absolutely anything, what would you choose? Sit inside a pirate ship? A private island? A coffee roastery? To each their own…