As you know, I was working with Pauly Shore for the last few weeks in Hollywood – bringing you the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi Series . The show documents 27 year old Zinzi’s visit to Hollywood, on an adoption trial run with Pauly. As you can imagine, it’s been a pretty crazy time. Some of […]
Jennifer Arniston (yes, I know, but it’s better that way) was recently spotted looking somewhat nippy. This pic was taken within the last fortnight. Perky Perkster That pic reminded me of an ad I saw on the euronet about an ingenious product for women who might be lacking in the “perky” department. And […]
I got the first season of Mad Men out from DVD Nouveau and took it back to The Muse ‘s place on Saturday arvee. I popped it into her DVD player and a message came on the screen telling me “CANNOT PLAY DVD’S FROM THIS REGION.” Which is amazing, given that the lying bastards at […]
Jamaican born Usian Bolt already held the records for the 100m and 200m. But it wasn’t enough – on Sunday he broke his own 100m record, posting a time of 9.58 seconds. Bolt holds the PUMA YAAMThe custom Theseus Pro sprint spike, which he wore when shattering the record This, from iol (ie. […]
Hey gang! Just a quick note to let you know that we’re sticking to last week’s format – ie. Part 5 of the Pauly Shore series will be tomorrow (Tuesday) and Part 6 (the final episode) will be on Thursday. This will give you enough time to bring your vibe up to date. Pauly […]
I spent quite a bit of time in Los Angeles with Cokey Falkow (2oceansvibe Character The Comedian ) and he’s been showing me some of the stuff he has been working on. In particular, this little beauty he did with Iron Fist depicting Cokey as Jesus Christ, entering into a breakdance competition against Satan, somewhere […]
I referred to a website the other day called Behind The Scenes. You can check it out at www.behindthescene.co.za It’s by a Cape town guy living in London. He does it very nicely and stops to observe the interesting and crazy things around London and surrounds. He does it well and it’s usually pretty thought […]
Unbelievably, I had never tried an IN-N-OUT burger before. I didn’t really care, but the constant disbelief became a bit too much. I just couldn’t take it. The people. Constantly telling me how amazing the burgers were. And then, when telling them I had never had one, they would just stand there, with their mouths […]
One thing Mossel Bay should never have done, is beat Heidelberg – especially when the fans were armed with knives, broken bottles, chairs and pipes. If you think the start of the video is hectique, just wait for the 2min55sec mark which brings us a scene not too disimmilar to a pack of hyenas hunting […]
Carla Bruni has been a model and singer before. She has also dated both Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger. She is currently the First Lady of France and turns 42 this year. Let’s get a good look at that. At 42? I’m FINE with that The gap remains.. Not bad at all for […]
Victory, we all know, is sweet at the best of times. Victory against the Wallabies, on the other hand, is similar to three courses of dessert followed by…you guessed it, dessert. Perhaps the only thing better than beating the Aussies at rugby is beating them at cricket, and after two wins against the All Blacks, […]
This is part 4 of the 6 part 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi Series – detailing 27 year old South African Zinzi’s week of being adopted by Pauly Shore in Hollywood! If this is new to you, make sure you watch from the beginning Part 1 (here) Part 2 (here) Part 3 (here). And now, I […]
We wouldn’t normally put up anything to do with farts and/or toilet humour. But that all changes when the fart is delivered to us by the greatest golfer in the world, Tiger Woods. Please, if I may: Wonderful, just wonderful. [thanks ilan]
At first I thought it was an ad for Kika-Sack balls, but then realised that they have created some kind of world cup dance. Like the Macarena, except impossible for anyone over 50 to join in. Pretty rad. I might need to practice those moves. Who knows – maybe there will be another […]
At this moment in time, it’s sad but true… Stephen Sommers is a poor man’s Michael Bay. He directed two fun-filled fantasy adventures in the shadow of Spielberg’s Indiana Jones saga with The Mummy and The Mummy Returns and then gave us a whirlwind tour of horror classics with Van Helsing. What made these adventures […]
I’ve been following these guys for a while and once mentioned a concert they were doing at The Bay hotel. Anyway, it has just come to my attention that they have entered that new SA’s Got Talent competition. They’re called D7 Live and they’re an acapella group (ie. no instruments – they make their own […]
I spotted this wonderful guy in a car somewhere in The Valley, Los Angeles. Please enjoy him. Very clean environment What do you think? I hope you like him, because he’ll be looking after your kids this weekend. Oh NOOO, you have NOTHING to worry about – he’s GREAT with kids! You know, kidnapping […]
Very much in tune with his role as a 2oceansviber, we have 2oceansvibe Character, The Big “H.” indulging in the glory of himself. Yup, Harry Simpson is well aware that work is a sideline and that he should endeavor to live the holiday. Shame The Big “H” makes us very proud A shining […]
My brother, Barack Obama, was in New Hampshire on Tuesday for a Town Hall meeting about healthcare and the changes he aims to introduce to the system in America. Now this is a pretty damn intricate topic and something I certainly won’t be discussing right now. For those of you who want to read more […]
I get a lot of stuff from the 2oceansvibers out there – stories and pics of things happening around Cape Town and earth in general. Car crashes, fires, funny people, funny things – stuff like that. Some I use, some I bin. You see, I only like the good stuff. An example of the good […]
If you’re not up to date with the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi series, documenting Zinzi’s week being adopted by Pauly Shore in Hollywood, then you’re missing out. Part 1 can be seen here, Part 2 is here and part 3, well that is right here (below). *Wait for video to load under this sentence – […]
This, my friends is what they’ve conjured up to replace the F430. I call it the Ferrari 458 Italia. This one is powered by 562 free-range horses and 325km/h is what it does when it’s bored. The 0-100km/h dash records a time of under 3.4 seconds. that’s pretty quick. To give you an idea, that’s […]
I’ve been toying with this Pussy Natural Energy Drink for a while. You’ll remember the first mention of the energy drink was in one of the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls shows with the smoking hot Genevieve Morton (here and here). You see, the guys at Pussy (www.pussydrinks.com) were trying to get me to drink it for […]
Well I don’t know if she had an actual LAUNCH or anything – but the fact remains, it’s there! It’s a blog called Hurricane Vanessa, and the writer is none other than Vanessa Raphaely. hurricanevanessa.wordpress.com As editor of the South African Cosmopolitan (and Editorial Director of Associated Magazines, publishers of Marie Claire, O, […]
Café Caprice is mixing it up on Friday nights by offering you any tapas of your choice for HALF PRICE! That’s a good special – the kind of thing you’d find at www.nobucks.co.za I can recall the Caprice menu from memory pretty much verbatim and would like to tell you my usual tapas choices. Very […]
Its called the Lasonic iPod Boombox i931. This is what they say about it: Surely the ultimate in retro chic, the Lasonic iPOD Boombox is set for imminent release at Honeyee (in black or white). The box controls your ipod in the same way as previous docks, with the addition of a […]
You know you’re in Los Angeles when the hotel has a vending machine selling board shorts! I’m staying at The Standard Hotel on sunset Boulevard, Hollywood. There are so many cool things about this palce, I wouldn’t know where to start. I can show you these images, I suppose. I guess, in a way, you […]
LA tabloid blogger and the epitome of bad health, Perez Hilton, was caught smelling 2oceansvibe’s jockstrap as one of his cockroaches captured us getting some footage for part 6 (part 2 comes out today) of the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi series, currently being shot in Los Angeles. Perez “carbs” Hilton shows his uncoolness by not […]
New shots from her new London Fog campaign. Just so you know: London Fog is a large manufacturer of coats and other clothes. The company was founded in 1923 as the Londontown clothing company by Israel Myers. During World War II, the company was known for making waterproof clothing for the United States […]
I trust you caught the article the other day about how Obama unwittingly helped promote the new Rugby World Cup movie, after Nelson Mandela SUDDENLY received an ESPY award for his connection to sport some 15 years ago? Oh you missed it? No problem – here it is right here. Morgan Freeman and Matt […]