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Nkandla
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Mandy Wiener Emphasises The Global Embarrassment South Africa Has Become
18 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The world isn’t exactly looking at South Africa through rose-coloured glasses at present, that much we know. Mandy Wiener says it might be worse than we think.
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The Nkandla Song That Is Going Viral [Audio]
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma behaves like a rap mogul at the top of his game from time to time but you’ve never heard him like this. Someone has played out of their boots.
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Terribly Amusing Article About Jacob Zuma’s ’Shock & Awe’ Strategy
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The words ‘Zuma’ and ‘shocking’ have long been associated but this writer thinks their may be some method to JZ’s madness. He might actually have a point as well.
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Zuma Just Got A Big Fat Raise – This Is How Much He Earns Now
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Remember how hard you worked, putting in all those extra hours long after everyone had gone home to get your pay rise? It is somewhat easier for others.
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Trevor Noah Pokes Fun At FIFA And Talks About Nkandla
04 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Trevor Noah is back on our shores and couldn’t resist the chance to get a few digs in at FIFA and Sepp Blatter. Over to you.
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Don’t Be Jealous Of Zuma – Now You Can Get Your Own Firepool [Video]
03 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Sometimes there isn’t much you can do but have a laugh at the shambles that is the South African government. May as well start with the firepool fiasco then.
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This Poem About Nkandla Is Pure Genius
29 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We could all use a laugh after yesterday’s Nkandla news, and it being a Friday and all we thought we’d treat you to some poetic brilliance.
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Pay Back No Money: Zuma Gets Off Scot-Free
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Looks like there will be some backslapping tonight after the Police Minister declared Zuma will not have to pay back a single cent for Nkandla. Oh, and about that fire pool.
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Jacob Zuma Thinks Nkandla Is Bloody Hilarious [Video]
28 May 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We’re getting quite used to hearing Jacob Zuma enjoy a chuckle at our expense in parliament, but should he really be cracking jokes about Nkandla?
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This Is How Maimane Will Get Rid Of Zuma
28 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that Mmusi isn’t afraid to stand up to Jacob Zuma, given his eloquent attack in the aftermath of the State of the Nation fiasco, but he may yet have a few more tricks up his sleeve.
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Jacob Zuma Set To Answer Questions In Parliament Right Now
11 Mar 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
So what should we expect this time around then? Will we see absolute chaos or have parliament learnt their lesson from the debacle that was SONA? Only time will tell.
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Remember When Zuma Was Sick? They Reckon His Wife Tried To Poison Him
23 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and it seems Jacob Zuma may have found that out the hard way after reports have surfaced that one of his wives poisoned him.
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Worried About SONA? Zuma Admits That He Has Never Been Nervous In His Life, NEVER
09 Feb 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Jacob Zuma dropped a bombshell Sunday when he claimed he had never been nervous in his life before. Roll up your sleeves Julius, there is work to be done.
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Nkandla Is Falling Apart – Look At These Pics
24 Nov 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Nkandla has been the epicenter of controversy for the past few years and has caused chaos in the National Assembly recently. Guess what? It’s about to cause a whole lot more…
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Tycoon With 18 Children Wants To Settle Zuma’s Debt
20 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Will Zuma’s Nkandla woes be answered when his #bestfriendforever throws a fundraiser for him?
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The Guy Who Offered To Pay Zuma’s Nkandla Bill Is Not Who You Think He Is
15 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I don’t know about you, but your average South African definitely cannot afford to pay for Nkandla on behalf of Zuma… Apparently this guy wants to though…
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Monday Morning Spice
06 Oct 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Nkandla story heats up. Hong Kong protests fizzle. Driver undergoes brain surgery following F1 crash. Bitcoin suffers massive crash. Maddie McCann internet troll found dead. Facebook introducing mobile payments..
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It Looks Like Zuma Might #Paybackthemoney Or At Least SOME Of The Money
23 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Jacob Zuma might not be able to add in the Disney castle he has always dreamed about, now that he has to possibly pay back a tiny percentage of the money… Shame.
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Wow, These Pictures Of Zuma’s Nephew At His Wedding Are Quite Something
16 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Please enjoy these images of Khulubuse Zuma and bride Fikisiwe Dlamini having a little razzle at the country’s expense.
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This Proves That Thuli Madonsela Is Actually A Spy
11 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Mail & Guardian have performed a tongue-in-cheek investigation that undoubtedly proves that public protector Thuli Madonsela is, in fact, a spy
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Madonsela Pumped Out A Few Tweets Yesterday – Here They Are
27 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
At least someone in a high position is questioning Jacob Zuma and his Nkandla scandal. Sadly, Thuli Madonsela is not finding this to be the most easy task.
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Enjoy This Video Of EFF Clashing With Cops Outside Parliament Yesterday [Video]
22 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The EFF and the ANC almost had a dance off in the National Assembly yesterday. It ended with police being called to control the situation. Please enjoy this video on how to behave properly as an MP.
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Have You Heard Jay Z’s New Track? ‘I Got 99 Problems, But Nkandla Ain’t One’ [Lyrics]
21 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Jacob Zuma’s Nkandla-gate has caused such a stir that he has responded via song, taking on Jay Z’s “99 Problems” in his own unique way.
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These Are The Key Points From Zuma’s Nkandla Response
15 Aug 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Jacob Zuma has finally submitted his response to Thuli Madonsela’s Nkandla report and he made all 20 pages of it public yesterday afternoon. Here are the key points – he only gets to them in the last 3 pages!
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Nkandla Was Nothing: R2 Billion ‘ZUMAVILLE’ Gets The Go-Ahead
05 May 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Okay – so President Zuma has now officially entered himself into the ‘unofficial’ competition known as , ” World Leader Most Capable Of Insulting The Population’s Intelligence” . This guy really doesn’t get it, does he? The media has been awash with non-stop criticism about the obscene amount of money being thrown into Zuma’s Nkandla […]
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Tuesday Morning Spice
29 Apr 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
George Clooney engaged. ANC shuts down Nkandla committee. Paul Simon arrested. South Korean PM resigns over ferry disaster. Max Clifford guilty of teenage girl sexual assault. Morgan Tsvangirai suspended by own party. LA Clippers owner’s racist comments dominate US news. Billy Joel talks heroin.
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Public Protector Says Zuma Is Not A Child And Shouldn’t Be Protected
02 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Public Protector Thuli Madonsela’s Nkandla report has a lot of ANC figures and lawyers coming out of the woodwork in Jacob Zuma’s defence. But she’s not scared. Madonsela thinks that people should stop protecting the president as if he was a “child or a victim.”
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Zuma Puts Nkandla On The Market
01 Apr 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
Beleaguered president Jacob Zuma has indicated that his R246 million homestead in Nkandla, KwaZulu-Natal could face listing on the real estate market in the coming months, as the president struggles to raise the millions owed to South African tax payers following the construction of a swimming pool, amphitheatre, and chicken run at his private home.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
01 Apr 2014 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Apple v. Samsung – it’s getting messy. ANC tying itself into Nkandla knots. House music legend dies. Durban bidding for games. Hollande’s party loses election. Zuma withdraws from AU-EU summit after accepting. Gwyneth and Chris’ are hiding secrets. Is Miranda Kerr bisexual?
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Zuma Finally Responds To Nkandla Allegations
31 Mar 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Jacob Zuma has responded to a damning report into the construction of his R246 million Nkandla homestead by the Public Protector, who found that Zuma had ”benefited unduly” from the construction of non-security features including a swimming pool, amphitheatre, kraal, cattle culvert and chicken run, and that he ought to pay back the money used in their construction.
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