Nkandla
You’ve Seen The Cheeky Nkandla Google Map Pins, Right? [Images]
05 Aug 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South Africans are fond of the phrase ‘sometimes, all you can do is laugh’, so it’s with that in mind that we revisit Nkandla, at least via Google Maps.
Wednesday Morning Spice
27 Nov 2019 by Kiernan / No Comments
Nkandla ‘falling apart’. Melania booed. Nothing changed on Cape Flats. Famous koala dies. Ketamine can curb drinking. Siya signs with Jay-Z company. David Schwimmer dating again.
Yes, ‘Keeping Up With The Zumas’ Is Exactly What You Think It Is
17 Sep 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Does reality TV get any lower than ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’? Yes, it does.
Wednesday Morning Spice
11 Sep 2019 by Kiernan / No Comments
Zuma could lose Nkandla. British Parliament’s comical shutdown. Mugabe’s body returning to Zim. Man blows inheritance fighting £100 fine. Could typhoons hit Rugby World Cup? Simon Cowell’s face.
Jacob Zuma Clearly Enjoyed Himself This Weekend [Images]
01 Apr 2019 by Carrie / 1 Comment
Jacob Zuma and his daughter clearly enjoyed themselves this weekend, which we know because he posted about it on Twitter.
A Quick Look At What Zuma’s Up To These Days
28 Mar 2018 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After being forced by his own party to suck up his pride and hit the road, the 75-year-old crook is finally enjoying some down time.
BREAKING: Holy Shit – Zuma Has Paid Back The Money
12 Sep 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s been a long, long time coming, but eventually Zuma has coughed up the cash for all those extra upgrades his private residence enjoyed.
It Looks Like Zuma Has Found A Way To Pay The R7.8 Million – Check It Out
01 Aug 2016 by Kiernan / No Comments
The chants of ‘pay back the money’ may finally die down in Parliament, but just how JZ plans to raise that money will anger many.
How’s This – Zuma Will Pay R7,8 Million For Nkandla, But Gain R51,5 Million In Return
29 Jun 2016 by Kiernan / No Comments
In amongst all the facts and figures floating around it appears one vital piece of information has been largely overlooked. JZ will be loving this then.
Here’s How They Calculated Zuma’s R7.8 Million Nkandla Bill
28 Jun 2016 by Kiernan / No Comments
When the upgrade to your abode costs a whopping R246 million, what is a ‘reasonable’ amount to pay back? The numbers get crunched here.
Pay Back The Money: Here’s The Final Amount Zuma Must Cough Up For Nkandla
27 Jun 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Following the ConCourt ruling JZ is required to pay back the money for Nkandla. Today that amount has finally been settled on.
Sunday Times Proves Zuma Lied In Parliament – See Here
29 Mar 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Tell us something we don’t know right, except the Sunday Times have uncovered some rather incriminating evidence that points to JZ fibbing.
Apparently You Can Now Rent A Room At Nkandla – Hilarious Review
23 Mar 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve all seen our fair share on Nkandla jokes, although somehow this gem managed to sneak under the radar. Check out this glowing review.
WATCH LIVE: Nkandla Showdown In Constitutional Court
09 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
The Constitutional Court regarding Zuma and Nkandla is currently live – Watch it here.
Malema’s Gupta Curry Comments Were Highly Entertaining [Video]
05 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Julius Malema held a little press conference yesterday to speak his mind on various matters, mostly concerning the Guptas, Nkandla and curry.
This Is Why Zuma Suddenly Changed His Vibe On Nkandla
04 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Zuma’s statement to pay back a yet-to-be-determined amount of the 250 million he “owes” the state could just be another one of his ploys to win back some internal support in the ANC.
Former ANC Chairman’s Brutal Facebook Takedown Of Zuma
04 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
After Zuma’s second embarrassing act in two months, senior members of the ANC, including a former caucus chairperson, have been outspoken bout their feelings towards him.
Zuma Has Nkandla Issue Under Control – Here’s His Proposal
03 Feb 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Back in 2014, the Public Protector submitted a report on Nkandla that found it to a bit over the top. Now, the Presidency has issued a report on how this matter will be settled.
The Moment Malema Threatened Zuma With Court Action [Video]
07 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We may not have seen anyone expelled from Parliament by the beefed up security but we did see Julius take the moral high ground and threaten el Presidente.
Now We’re Going To Have Bouncers In Our Parliament
06 Aug 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that things can get pretty unruly when Jacob Zuma takes questions in parliament so it’s not surprising that security is being seriously beefed up.
HAHA – Please Enjoy This Nkandla Firepool Demonstration [Video]
27 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ahh, the start of a new week. And what better way to get it going than watching some firefighters play make-believe with the Nkandla fire pool
Zuma’s High Tech Bunker Has A Panic Button Linked To Armed Response And A List Of Phone Numbers (+ Other Highlights)
27 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Defending your head of state against assassinations and attacks is a necessary evil. So how does Nkandla’s safe haven bunker look after our dear JZ?
Monday Morning Spice
27 Jul 2015 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Mac warned Zuma. Another Hollywood kid dead. Gold plunges. Obama on Africa. Local man kills neighbour’s 3 kids. Fiat fined R1 billion. Monaco vs British royals. Chris Brown stranded for days. Snoop arrested. Tom Cruise on Top Gun 2.
EXPOSED: Letter Proves Zuma Gave Nkandla Orders
23 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The problem with telling so many lies for so long is that eventually where they end and the truth begins. It looks like JZ has been caught in a whopper with this one.
ANC Supporters Casually Mock Mmusi Maimane’s Penis
23 Jul 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Even Donald Trump would have been impressed with the gall shown by ANC supporters outside Nkandla during yesterday’s inspection. Clutching at straws, anyone?
Photos From Inside Nkandla As Chairperson Confirms Prices Clearly Inflated
23 Jul 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The photos from yesterday’s Nkandla inspection are truly shocking. Just kidding, there are sadly no surprises here as the country’s media show us what we’ve been paying for
Mandy Wiener Emphasises The Global Embarrassment South Africa Has Become
18 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The world isn’t exactly looking at South Africa through rose-coloured glasses at present, that much we know. Mandy Wiener says it might be worse than we think.
The Nkandla Song That Is Going Viral [Audio]
15 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
We know that Jacob Zuma behaves like a rap mogul at the top of his game from time to time but you’ve never heard him like this. Someone has played out of their boots.
Terribly Amusing Article About Jacob Zuma’s ’Shock & Awe’ Strategy
08 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
The words ‘Zuma’ and ‘shocking’ have long been associated but this writer thinks their may be some method to JZ’s madness. He might actually have a point as well.
Zuma Just Got A Big Fat Raise – This Is How Much He Earns Now
05 Jun 2015 by Kiernan / No Comments
Remember how hard you worked, putting in all those extra hours long after everyone had gone home to get your pay rise? It is somewhat easier for others.
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