This Is Why Vespa Will Always Be Timeless

Sometimes, you don’t think that something can get better than it already is. Well, often it can. Imagine giving your old Vespa a facelift so that she looks brand new again. It can be done.
Local Company Has Brilliant Invention To Keep Sharks At Bay

I got asked last night if I like to surf. I blamed that I don’t because the water in Cape Town is far too cold (which it is). The real reason? Those pesky little creatures from Jaws. NOT a fan.
Kim Also Went Full Frontal In That New Oily Shoot

Thank god Kim is only covered in oil and not glitter and feathers also. Although that would have looked kinda cool. Anyway, here she is, in all her glory. ALL of it.
Please Enjoy How The Internet Went Meme-Crazy Following Kim’s New Naked Butt Shot

Kim Kardashian and Paper magazine are almost living up to their “break the internet” comment. Memes have arisen left, right and center of Kim’s derrière. Have you seen them??
Window Cleaners Dangling From World Trade Center After Cable Snaps [Video]

Watching the video will most probably give you a little case of vertigo, so hold on to your seat tightly. Also, I don’t mind that my first floor windows are dirty for eternity. Nothing a little rain won’t wash off.
They’re Flogging These Samsung Galaxy S4s For 3 Grand

Look, not everyone can have an iPhone 6 – but you probably need something as you work your way towards it. And at R3,199 (over R1,000 saving) from Groupon, this would be a good option.
Michael Buble Covers Happy, Gold Digger, Ice Ice Baby And More – Awesome [Video]

Michael Buble might be better known for his own music, but he absolutely nails these covers. We’re talking a list of some of the funnest songs of the year, and ever.
Big 5 At 5 – Dominated By Kim K And Her Butt, Bono Jet Panic And Much More

Check out the Big 5 at 5 today, exclusive for WeChat users, brought to you by 2oceansvibe.
Black Guy Knocks Out White Guy At Cape Quarter Mall – Gets Knocked Out [Video]

What is this world coming to? Two men at the Cape Quarter in Greenpoint had a little dispute over at the the ATM. No, one wasn’t trying to steal from the other…
Charming: Elderly Everton Fan Picks Nose And Discards Contents On Woman’s Head [Video]

Instead of eating your boogers, why don’t you take this old, wise man’s advice…Just rub it in some grandma’s hair – problem solved.
Princess Leia Walks Around New York For 10 Hours – Films Experience [Video]

In a world filled with whistling men (usually workers in construction for some reason), it is not easy to make it from points A to B in silence. Now, imagine walking around attracting attention for 10 hours?
Internet Goes Mad As Putin Offers China’s First Lady A Blankie [Photo + Video]

If this was a deed of chivalry, then it certainly did not go down very well. But maybe they don’t like chivalry over in the East? I love it. If I never have to open another door again I’ll be happy.
This Elderly Brit ‘War Hero’ Wore Too Many Medals And Got Busted As A Fraud

This poor old guy. He was just trying to score brownie points with his lady. Sadly, he was not as fast as Leo DiCaprio and he got caught.
Good Heavens! Kim Kardashian Exposes Her (Very Shiny) Butt On The Cover Of Paper Magazine [Image] #ifyoucare

Kim Kardashian is known for being a Kardashian, naming her child after a direction, having great hair (yes, it’s true), marrying Kanye, and… why, her ass, of course.
Rubber Bullets Fly As EFF’s Attempted ‘Malemaville’ Land Grab Gets Messy

There were fun and games happening up in Tshwane on Monday. They even had rubber bullets. But would we expect anything less from something involving the EFF?
Here Are All The Pics Of the New 5-Door MINI [Gallery]

MEEP! The Mini Cooper 5-door has hit our shores! Now your friends can get in and out of the back seats without you having to move.
Apple Rejects App And Explains Why With Masturbation Pic

Whilst Apple might be all about apples, it’s odd that they used something so banana shaped to tell someone “no”. Bet this poor guy got the fright of his life.
Google’s Robot Can Balance On One Leg Like The Karate Kid [Video]

Ah, the future is nigh. Hopefully Google will also soon have a robot that can bake lovely souffles and carrot cakes and hand feed me grapes all whilst waving a palm frond.
Drug Smugglers Are Using This James Bond Style Underwater Toy To Move Drugs These Days

A Dutch gang plotted to bring a massive amount of cocaine into the UK, underwater. Inspired or idiotic?
Did Cell C Vandalise That Poster? Check This Out [Image]

Cell C should just drop their court action and let The Banner hang around for a bit now. They could have a competition to see who can be the most creative.
Obviously The Founder Of Alibaba (China’s Richest Man) Says That Too Much Money Has Made Him Unhappy

I still hope that one day I will be able to throw paper money into the air and have it waft down to the ground around me and then I will roll in it. And then I’ll throw it in the air again, shrieking with joy.
Wow – Marc Anthony Has Done Quite Well With This New Wife Of His

Marc Anthony marries model girlfriend Shannon De Lima… could this some sort of upgrade from ex wife J-Lo?
Brooklyn Beckham Signs With Football Team – And It’s Not Man United

Looks like the baby Beckhams are doing well enough for themselves. One has done a Burberry campaign and the other just signed to a top footy club. Whatever will Cruz and Harper do?
They Reckon Oscar Can’t Get Early Release Because He Can’t Wear An Ankle Monitoring Device

Does anyone else think that Oscar looks a bit like the guy from Suits in this picture? Maybe him and Harvey should team up for the Dec 9 appeal? That would be a good episode.
Prince’s First Selfie Was Taken With A Real Camera Because He Doesn’t Have A Cellphone [Image]

Prince only just took his first selfie with a real camera. And doesn’t own a cellphone? For realsies?
Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Has Her Behaving Like A Crazy Girlfriend (With A Knife) [Video]

Taylor Swift shows us her best “psycho” in new video for “Blank Space”. Maybe this is the reason you’re in so many relationships, Taylor?
Twitter Outrage Over Calvin Klein ‘Plus-Sized’ Model

Calvin Klein decided to use a model with some meat on her bones, and has had to endure an international Twitter outrage towards them. All because people can’t read properly.
It’s Fine – Mick Hucknall Has Slept With Over 1,000 Women

As well as having a few wicked hits out there, Mick also has a wicked list of ladies he has bedded. Except he hasn’t kept a list, because who actually could?
Candice Swanepoel Is Smoking Hot In New Lingerie Collection [Gallery]

Oh goodness, Candice Swanepoel is looking smoking hot in the new lingerie shoot. Doesn’t she always though?
This Is What Happens When You Call An Idols Contestant Useless

Remember that movie Pay It Forward, with the kid who could see dead people and Kevin Spacey, where they do good for other people? Yes. We should all apply that theory to our lives.