Is it McDonald’s fault that more than 63 percent of Americans are overweight or obese, making them the fattest nation in the history of the world? Check out this advert that might get them thinking.
My fellow 1800 fans will be pleased to hear that they have launched their new Summer Menu! And they’re doing it properly too, with a ridiculous new R169 Summer Menu Promotion. Unbelievably, that includes a glass of sparkling, starter, 200g rump (or sirloin of rib-eye) + signature sauce, dessert and underground parking at my residence, The Cape Royale Hotel!
If you ever saw the series Friday Night Lights, you should know about Minka Kelly. To recap, she was the one you were in love with. And not just talking to the guys – even the most jealous girl out there couldn’t hate Minka. She’s too cute. All the photos (and video!) after the jump.
The more trendy of our London ex-pats will know of Carluccio’s Caffès – a great place to meet over a drink and simple well-prepared Italian food, made on the premises. Although one extra thing seems to have been added to their New Bond Street Carluccio’s menu – something that certainly is Italian and hand-made, but not right there on the premises!
Volkswagen just keep coming back for more! Remember the family-oriented advertisment from the good old days with David Kramer? Or the ones featuring “I remember the days of my life” by Andre de Villiers? Yeah, this advertisement is nothing like that, but damn it has its place.
The video that exploded across the internet last week, featuring Cebu Pacific air hostesses dancing the flight safety message on a flight to the tune of a Lady Gaga song, has now got a followup. And this time it’s the guys’ turn.
If you have gold front teeth, a gold chain, a gold ring, gold-rimmed sunglasses and a gold watch…you might want to roll around in this bad boy. Check out the new Rolls…
Famed and cultishly-revered British street artist, Banksy, has struck gold. He story-boarded and animated the intro for this Simpsons episode, and it is appropriately entertaining. What a lot of people don’t know, though, is that he used the 2oceansvibe HQ as a real-world inspiration for some of the intro scenes. Guess which ones. [VIDEO]
We covered this story last week with the video of the New Zealand host loosing it as he says the Delhi Chief Minister’s name! Well he has resigned…
It’s quite hard to say that one person turned out to be the ‘best thing’ about the Rocking The Daisies festival, held this last weekend in Darling. But no-one can deny the pure unadulterated awesomeness of ‘Festival Fireman,’ as he became known. From his outrageous outfit to his willingness to just rock-out, this 50+ year-old […]
Well I couldn’t think of a better way to get the weekend started than with a browse over the new Victoria’s Secret range, entitled ‘Sexy Little Fantasies.’ Naturally, it stars 2oceansvibe favourite and South Africa’s very own Candice Swanepoel!
And she’s so multi-talented too. Not only is she skilled at the ways of the cowgirl, but also the air hostess, sailor, kitty, nurse, bride and more! See the rest after the jump!
Can your brain even compute that headline? I mean seriously, WTF? And you know what kind of basejumping they’re doing? It’s not the one where they jump and pull the wire immediately – no, no – it’s the one where they wear a bat-suit, fly down the face of the mountain for a while and THEN they pull the wire. Insane! Check out the video!
Die Antwoord have released their latest music vid on the interwebs, as they’re prone to. They’re pushing the usual Die Antwoord boundaries with copious bad haircuts, gold teeth, permanent markers, penises, tokoloshes, and handcuffs.
Oh yeah, probably NSFW, but in a comical, ridiculous, “is that a huge wooden knob?” kind of way [VIDEO].
Can you believe it’s that time of year agin? My goodness, I remember the first time I went – wet behind the ears and all that. Not exactly the festival sort, I was. But it turned out ok – they had luxury tenting you see. It was almost a disaster, if I remember correctly.I lost my car keys and found them again the next day – in the middle of the morning-after carnage. I swear. There were some guys and gals rocking out in whatever section it was that was still going on at that stage of the game. Imagine if I didn’t find my keys? Small nightmare going back to CT just to get the spare key.
But back to this year’s Daisies..
Do you have R6.5 million just lying around – don’t know what to do with it? Well you can always buy this!
Introducing the beautifully sleek 2+2 coupe based on the Maybach 57 S. More after the jump.
South African media’s most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA’s Got Talent.
You have never seen feet dance on pedals like this before – Walter Rohrl driving the Audi Quattro – people flying out of the way!
And the awesome background tune!
You HAVE to watch this! Exclamation mark!
Marmite, Mrs Balls Chutney, Iron Brew, and Tropica. These are the flavours of my childhood, and every now and then, a craving hits, and the inevitable binge ensues. I know, I disgust myself. Happily, I’ve been vindicated by science. Get a child hooked on your product in their formative years, and you’ve got them for life.
Remember those days when there was nothing quite like the excitement you felt when arriving at an air show with your parents? Well Jaguar has managed to create that same fuzzy feeling with their C-X75 concept which was unveiled at the Paris Motor Show last week
A friend of mine once responded to a proposal for a new type of TV cooking show, with, “yes, that’s a great idea – because that’s all we need right now – another cooking show.” He was being sarcastic, of course – as am I when I say that ANOTHER Harry Potter book is just what the world needs right now!
[leaps off balcony]
Heidi Klum Says Goodbye Heidi Klum Hangs Up Her Wings – After more than a decade of representing one of the sexiest and well-known brands on the planet, supermodel Heidi Klum is hanging up her angel wings. Klum will no longer be one of the faces of lingerie giant, Victoria’s Secret. “All good things have […]
One of the highlights of the Bobs For Good Spring Ball was the video of Dave Levinsohn breaking in to Bob Skinstad’s house and stealing his shoes. The organisers finally put the video up on the web so that you can see it too! Absolute hilarity – check it out! Those same shoes appeared on […]
One of the worlds front-runners when it comes to social observation, Dilbert’s Scott Adams, has joined the groundswell tsunami of support for a change in how we communicate in the era. In particular, voice calls vs emails and SMS. Here at 2oceansvibe, we have written REAMS on it (here, here, here, here, here, here and […]
You know, I gave a talk recently and in the powerpoint presentation was a screenshot of an article from 2007. The article happened to be 2oceansvibe’s annual declaration of the opening of summer. I noted the date – 17 September, 2007. My goodness but it came early that year! Not so three years later as […]
That’s if you’re living in the UK. Indeed, recently-conducted research (which is is of course always reliable; remember the Da Vinci Code?) has indicated that Britons between the age of the thirty and forty are the most unhappy group of people in the whole world. What’s there to be unhappy about?
One of the world’s most celebrated DJs, JIMPSTER, is playing live at Cafe Caprice on Saturday night. And, what’s more, his entire set will be broadcast live on 2oceansvibe Radio. So if you’re unable to make it, you can have your own little party on your ace in your bedsit in Balham! Good lord, it’s […]
[If you’re looking for the 2oceansvibe BLACKBERRY app, CLICK HERE] Yes it’s true that you can stream 2oceansvibe Radio on your smartphone just by going to www.2ov.fm, but we have a special new treat for the 2oceansvibe iPhone users out there. Finally we have developed the 2oceansvibe iPhone app! The app is free and you […]
Steady and The Film Guy shot this little vid for Sloggi Underwear. They sent it with the caption, “though you might enjoy.” THOUGHT? MIGHT? Give me a break – you should’ve just written “You love this – FACT” before I had even seen it. And that lovely blonde lass in the video? Wow – very […]
Video Of David Beckham Confronting Fan Over Sex Claim – David Beckham is accused of shelling out lots of money for a steamy threesome with a pair of prostitutes. One ex-call girl has publicly come forward, and the other prostitute has backed the story while remaining anonymous. An infamous madam also insists that Beckham cheated […]