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Kim Jong Un Is Burning Through His Inheritance
30 Jan 2018 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Kim Jong Un has been spending his daddy’s money without a care in the world, but it looks like he might have overshot the mark.
Five Charts That Offer Some Insight Into Life In North Korea
26 Sep 2017 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Since North Korea and America are almost at war, the BBC published a few charts looking at the current state of the “socialist” nation. They make for interesting reading.
Here’s The Part Where Kim Jong Un Dies In That Movie Sony Has Canceled [Video]
19 Dec 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well, it’s rather exciting that this has been leaked so we can all see it since Sony is too terrified to screen it, which is fair enough…
This Might Explain What’s Happened To Kim Jong Un
13 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with K. But seriously, what is happening in North Korea? Where is Kim Jong-un? Here’s some speculation.
North Korea Is On Lockdown – Has Kim Jong Un Quietly Been Toppled?
06 Oct 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Something is going down in North Korea-town, as Pyongyang is under lockdown, but one key question is unanswered: where is Kim Jong-un?
Seth Rogen And James Franco Attempt To Assassinate Kim Jong Un In New Film: The Interview [Trailer]
17 Jun 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Seth Rogan and James Franco prepare to assassinate the North Korean supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, in the new trailer for The Interview.
Kim Jong Un’s Uncle Had A ‘Pleasure Brigade’ Of Young Women
15 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The mystery surrounding the execution of Jang Song Thaek is thinning, as new information comes to light. Kenji Fujimoto, the sushi chef who worked for the Kim family between 1989 and 2001, claims that Jang was being punished for his taste in young women.
Now That Everyone’s Forgotten About Nuclear War: Kim Jong-Un Wants Army To Complete Massive Ski Resort Within The Year
06 Jun 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has made a plea asking workers to speed up the construction of the ski resort Masik Pass. The leader wants the ski resort completed by the end of this year.
Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong Un Are A Beautiful Couple [Mind-Blowing PICS]
01 Mar 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Former drag queen and famed Chicago Bulls basketball player, Dennis “Worm” Rodman is in North Korea with the Harlem Globe Trotters, ostensibly at the invitation of one Kim Jong Un, AKA The Dear Leader. Kim has been a fan of Rodman and the Bulls since his childhood, when his father’s enthusiasm for the game rubbed […]
Chinese Paper Falls For Satirical Story About Kim Jong Un Being ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ – Follows Up With 55-Page Photo Spread
28 Nov 2012 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The world’s leading online satirical newspaper, The Onion, wrote a piece on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un being the sexiest man alive. You don’t have to know the publication is satire to work out that was a joke. Unless you’re the official voice of the Chinese Communist Party..
Soldiers Dance In Streets After Kim Jong-Un Becomes Head Of Military [GALLERY & VIDEO]
19 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Yesterday reports surfaced that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un had been given the title of Marshal – the country’s highest military rank. And how did the troops respond? Turns out they were so ecstatic that spontaneous dancing broke out in the streets!
Kim Jong-Un’s Alleged Girlfriend Hyon Song-Wol Sings “Excellent Horse-Like Lady” [VIDEO]
11 Jul 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve been waiting patiently here at the 2oceansVibe Media Compound for some spice about the Supreme Leader Of North Korea, and champion of our hearts, Kim Jong-un, the Great Successor, to come into the public domain.
North Korea / South Korea Punch-Up [VIDEO]
14 Mar 2012 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
North and South Koreas relationship is staid at best. They’ve been taunting each other for all of my life. The Korean War was in 1950 and the vibe hasn’t really improved since. North Korea threatens to blow up South Korea on an almost monthly basis and when you hear that two of their officials (one […]
North Koreans Turn Out For Late Kim Jong-Il’s Birthday
16 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Spectacle is the order of the day for the first birthday celebration of late departed North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Il since his death, as North Koreans turn out en masse to celebrate the “Day of the Shining Star”
North Korea To Punish Mourners Who Were “Insincere”
16 Jan 2012 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Last month, we saw footage of North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong Il. Shockingly, it now turns out some of those people were just faking it! As punishment, authorities are handing down six months in a labor-training camp to all those who participated, but “didn’t cry and didn’t seem genuine.”
Give Yourself A Dictator Funeral
29 Dec 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this Photoshop template (here) on Gawker.com and I couldn’t resist the chance the replace Kim Jong Il’s face with my own, as I imagined my very own dictator funeral. You can do the same if you download the Photoshop Template and replace Kim’s photo with your (or a friend’s) image. Kim Jong Il […]
LIVE: Kim Jong-Il Funeral [VIDEO]
28 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
North Korea has begun two days of funeral services for its late leader, Kim Jong-il, with hundreds of thousands expected to attend in Pyongyang. Mourners can be seen bowing in the snow, and reporters can barely contain their tears, as the procession makes it way through the streets.
The ANCYL Pays Homage To Comrade Kim Jong-Il
27 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As North Korea lays to rest their Dear Leader, we should not forget that the ANC Youth League wished to show Kim Jong-il their appreciation for all that he has done for the struggle of the North Korean people, as well as his many achievements. The Youth League will miss their other Dear Leader.
BREAKING: North Korean Military Will Share Power With Great Successor
21 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong-un, son and heir apparent to his father’s North Korean throne, may have to share rule of the isolated country with the North Korean military and his uncle, a source with close ties to Pyongyang and Beijing has said today.
North Korea Shows Kim Jong-Il’s Body On TV [PIC]
20 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
North Korean television has flighted images of the body of Kim Jong-Il lying in a glass coffin. There was also a flower-bedecked bier supporting the casket. His son and successor, Kim Jong-Un and other senior officials could be seen paying their respects.
North Koreans Weeping Hysterically Over The Death Of Kim Jong-il [VIDEO]
20 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
As you know, yesterday the world lost a pretty decent dictator. Understandably Kim Jong-il’s nation has been struck down with grief, bordering on mass hysteria. Check out insane footage of North Koreans grieving as if their lives depend on it – after the jump.
Six Things You Didn’t Know About Kim Jong-Il
19 Dec 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
As the saying goes in Pyongyang, one good Kim deserves another. So, as Dear Leader’s dearest son prepares to assume the mantle of power, let’s look back at some of Kim Jong-Il’s greatest hits.
North Korea’s First Cruise Ship Is A Bit Of A Joke
14 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It ‘s going to be creativity and persistence that will get the world through the current financial crises it’s enduring. Our Dear Leader, KimJong-il, has finally come to the party too and ventured into the tourism business: North Korea’s first cruise ship is here. It’s old and a bit of a joke, but a start none-the-less.
Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Il Visits Russia, Probably Wants Help
22 Aug 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il, has caught a train to Russia and will meet and attend an energy summit with President Dmitry Medvedev later this week. The summit is expected to focus on energy cooperation and nuclear disarmament, no spice. But, Our Dear Leader is probably also after a business opportunity that will make money out of South Korea.
Kim Jong Il’s Son Had Six Plastic Surgery Operations
30 Jun 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Eun is the son of North Korea’s Kim Jong Il. He is destined to rule this nuclear-armed rogue nation one day, but it is said that his dad is rather obsessed with the whole “eternal president” concept. So much so, that he’s sent his son for six plastic surgery procedures to look more like him and his father. See if you can spot the resemblances – I’d suggest starting with the double chins.
Dear Leader Tongue Scraper
13 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The North Koreans are the cleanest people in the world. And nothing says clean like scraping filth off your tongue. Our Dear Leader uses the “Dear Leader” tongue scraper at least once a day to keep his mouth pure and unfettered by the air blowing from south of the border.
Kim Jong Il Blesses Us With Another Year
16 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve basically spent the whole day crashing around the office in a state of glee, playing Intern Skittles (we’ll explain the rules at a later stage), Intern Pinata, and Pin The Tale On The Intern. And it’s all in aid of celebrating a special boy’s birthday!
Kim Jong Il Is The Greatest Golfer Of All Time
14 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our Dear Leader, The Great and Beneficent Kim Jong Il has, after all these years of preserving its purity, seen it fit to allow his adoring public access to the great and magnificent Pyongyang Golf Complex. Players from all across the world (except South Korea, naturally) are invited to take part in the first North Korean Amateur Golf Open.
Our Dear Leader Shows Grace And Mercy
06 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Il, the bluebird on the arc of the rainbow, the morning stag – Our Dear Leader – has offered the simpering worms, South Korea, an olive branch of peace. Will South Korea take that branch, or will they perish in a Sea Of Flame?
Top Entertainers Of The Year
22 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Associated Press, bless them, voted Betty White as top entertainer of the year because she starred in a Snickers ad and stays on longer than an iPad. Look, I love tannie Betty but if you put entertainer and 2010 in the same sentence you kind of want to throw these names in there too.
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