Prawns
Prawns Have The Best Collective Noun
27 Jan 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You might have heard of an armoury of aardvarks, a coalition of cheetahs, and a flamboyance of flamingos, but what’s the collective noun for prawns?
Road Rage Cyclist Dishes Out Powerful Headbutt [Video]
11 Sep 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Police are looking for a cyclist who ran a red light, headbutted a pedestrian, and then pedalled away into the great unknown.
Punching Other Cyclists Will Get You Kicked Off The Tour De France [Video]
23 Jul 2018 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Tour de France is an incredible feat of human endurance, but all that pedalling can cause some folks to lose their marbles. Enter Gianni Moscon.
Ever Wondered What A Tour De France Rider’s Legs Looks Like On Day 16?
19 Jul 2017 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
After spending around 68 hours pedalling away, you can’t expect the prawn’s legs to look all that spectacular. Enter Polish rider Paweł Poljański.
CYCLING: Electronic Gear Changes And More – Why This Is Dubbed ‘The Ultimate Techno Bicycle’
03 Jul 2017 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Here’s one that is sure to get the Lycra army hot under the collars – a new bike that might be the most technically advanced ever produced.
Well That’s Awkward – Lance Armstrong’s Favourite Doping Drug Doesn’t Even Work
30 Jun 2017 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Lance Armstrong has admitted he cheated, but a new study shows that his beloved EPO might not be as effective as first thought.
Here’s Another Cyclist Temper Tantrum [Video]
05 Oct 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Everyone loves a good meltdown, and when it takes place in full spandex and involved a bike being smashed to pieces you can’t help but chuckle.
Do You Know This Local Cyclist Who Attacked A Woman On The Road?
28 Sep 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s already a rather tense relationship between cyclists and motorists, so when someone (allegedly) behaves like this they need to be dealt with.
Cycling Champion Gives 10 Tips For Doing Downhills Properly
06 Sep 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When you’re a six-time national champion, and have coached an Olympic gold medallist, people tend to take notice. This one’s for the prawns.
Idiot Cyclist Celebrates Before Crossing The Line – Guess What Happens Next? [Video]
01 Sep 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s no harm in celebrating a hard-fought victory as you cross the finish line, but there’s much egg on face when it ultimately costs you the win.
Tour De France Cyclists Endure Massive Penis Drawn On Road [Video]
05 Jul 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you thought scrawling wieners on things was something you last saw in junior school think again, because now it’s hit the big time.
Hectic Face Plant – Pro Cyclist Wipes Over Handlebars – Breaks Nose [Video]
18 Apr 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prawn down, this Italian cyclist barely making it past the race’s starting line before he came face to face with the concrete road.
Prawn Alert – Businesses Are Now Banning Cyclists From Entering
15 Apr 2016 by Sloane Hunter / No Comments
Lycra shorts have been banned at a hotel in New Zealand – perhaps it is only a matter of time until our local businesses follow suit?
Oh God, It’s Here – All The Argus Cycle Tour Road Closures You’ve Been Dreading
04 Mar 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s that weekend again where navigating your way around the city becomes a lottery. Avoid the worst of it with all the road closure info you need.
Secret Motor – This Is What Cyclists Are Using To Cheat Now
03 Feb 2016 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cyclists know that feeling in the race when your legs feel like they’re about to give, which is exactly when this latest trick comes in handy.
This Gadget Is Quite Fitting For Prawn Safety – Stay Alive Inside This Red Line
20 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re a cyclist and you don’t happen to feel all that safe on our roads we have just the gadget for you. Seriously though, we’re trying to help.
Control Yourselves, Cyclists – Here’s Your Prawn King With His R150k Bike
07 Oct 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Cycling’s latest world champion seems to have it all, his latest photoshoot enough to see the prawns the world over salivating.
Crazy Aerial Video Shows Professional Cyclist Hitch A Ride During Race
25 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When you’re a professional cyclist competing in a televised race you have to be pretty daft to cheat as blatantly as this. Really now prawn, you should know better.
MTN-Qhubeka Cyclist Suffers Horrific Crash In Utah [Video]
11 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Hot off the heels of a successful Tour de France the MTN-Qhubeka team headed to the U.S. Things don’t seem to be going as well over State-side, however.
This Is Easily The Greatest Cyclist Road Rage Video Ever Captured
03 Aug 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It isn’t often that you will hear us give props to cyclists but there is really only one winner in this epic road rage face off. Who doesn’t love seeing a big man go down like a sack of potatoes?
This Is What Happened To The Guy Who Drove Over A Cyclist In Llandudno And Drove Away
10 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What would you like to sentence a person to if they knocked you off your bicycle and badly injured you? Life imprisonment? A hefty fine? Nothing? Here’s one option…
Cyclist Abuse – You Have Never Seen Anything Like This [Video]
02 Jun 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
There is nothing more adrenaline pumping than when a cyclist almost kills you as you innocently attempt a pedestrian crossing. But does it need this result?
ATT: Cyclists – Please Keep Riding Through Red Lights [Video]
25 May 2015 by Kiernan / 1 Comment
Cycling the streets of Cape Town is perilous business, and judging by this video it pays to obey the rules of the road in the UK as well. That light is red for a reason.
A Hilarious Write-Up On Why Golf Wipes The Floor With Cycling
16 Apr 2015 by Kiernan / 2 Comments
Apparently golf is losing many of its part-timers to the lure of cycling. Here’s a few reasons why the people making this transition have got it all wrong.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Busted By Cops In Australia [Image]
18 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a bit of trouble in Aus – seems he was testing out just how invincible he is, even without his terminator outfit.
Smart People Are Choosing This Year To Ride The Argus – This Is Why You Should Too
05 Mar 2015 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
This is why you should definitely still do the Cape Town Cycle Tour on Sunday and no, danger cannot be an excuse
Colombian Women’s Cycling Team’s Controversial ‘Naked’ Kit
15 Sep 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This is a perfect case for when good times go bad. I feel for these ladies. But I really and truly would not have left my house if I had to wear this little number..
An Illustrated Guide To Bicycles [INFOGRAPHIC]
27 Jan 2014 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Whether you’ve just taken up a position at a trendy design firm in Woodstock, or recently given up golf to go mountain biking with your colleagues at Deloitte, you’re probably in the market for a bicycle. Everyone is these days – it’s very disconcerting. While we can’t condone every one of your life decisions, we can support you – because we love you unconditionally.
Hey Prawns, You’ll Love How Google Street View Takes You On The Tour De France
11 Jul 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ever wanted to see what it’s like to ride the Tour de France but have never had the stamina or appropriate drug dealers? To celebrate the annual bike race’s 100th edition, Google has supplied us with a way to include us in the race, from a comfier seat, aka your couch. Combined with Google Street View, YourTour puts […]
Cyclist Spotted With Helmet On In Pick n Pay – Mere Days After Lance Armstrong Confession
21 Jan 2013 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
I spotted this on the weekend in Camps Bay. I think it is in extremely bad taste – especially after the whole Lance Armstrong thing.
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