€130 million up for grabs in latest PlayEuroMillions SUPERDRAW
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R1,400,000,000.. Come now! One point four billion Rand is a very serious matter, my friends; and something that we need to chat about. The last time we chatted about these OBSCENE PlayEuroMillions lotteries was when the last one hit R800 million. Maybe you didn't buy tickets that time? Maybe you'd be a FOOL not to buy this time - because I'll tell you now that R1.4 billion pisses on R800 million. It's basically double. And it even sounds like a fuck load when you talk Dollars ($193 million) or Euros (€130 million) or Pounds (£97 million). THAT'S what I'm talking about!
"What's he/she worth?"
"Call it a hundred bar - STERLING"
Mm, that sounds nice.
Ok, let's do this thing!
Let's nail it RIGHT HERE - RIGHT NOW!
CLICK HERE TO ENTER R1.4 BILLION LOTTERY
For the last lottery I mentioned that you would be able to buy the Gulfstream G550 and still have plenty change for upkeep and champagne. Well, things have changed slightly since then and I've found some other things for us to buy. Like this - Katafanga Island, Fiji.
Katafanga Island, Fiji - very sexual
AVAILABLE TO YOU AT A VERY SMOOTH €25 million
CLICK HERE TO ENTER €130 MILLION SUPERDRAW JACKPOT
So there you have it. Your new island! We know that you can buy islands for far less, but, TRUST ME, it is NOTHING like this! This one is 225 acres in size, including white sand beaches, a reef, a villa development, a 1.5 million liter reservoir, a power generation plant to rival ESKOM, 7km of road, a RUNWAY, a 9-hole golf course, tennis court - WHATEVER - it's ALL THERE!
So that leaves us with change of about €105 million, which is about R1.15 billion. Which is still burning a hole in my pocket. So we'll buy that jet we investigated last time, you know, to GET to the island.
Ok, so call it R400 bar for the plane - we'll be left with R750 million. So the plane will take us from the airport to other airports around the world. And the nice thing about the Gulfstream G550 is it can land on short runways. So you can fly direct from London to Plett, if you felt like it.
But I tell you where I have a problem. It's traffic. It's things like the J&B Met. I want to land in the met - I don't want to be "dropped off" outside like some twat. No, no - I think we need the Sikorsky S-76C++, the helicopter you might remember Bill Parish (Anthony Hopkins) using in the Brad Pitt movie Meet Joe Black. Let's drill another $15 million (R112 bars) :
Nice one. So we're left with R638 million after all of that!
Fine - we'll get a pad in Clifton, London, New York, Paris (we've got Provence covered already) and Ibiza. We'll still be left with half a billion Rand to RELAX with. You know, to spoil the angels and close friends with - jewellery, champagne, gifts for P Diddy, cars, fine-dining, car guards etc.
It's too easy. You'll be SO much happier. Trust me, people who say money can't buy you happiness are LYING. I've just bought 15 tickets to this lottery (I swear to God - I am NOT fucking around this time) and I will be smiling like a fucking court jester when I get my hands on that loot.
I SUGGEST you do the same! Only a FOOL would ignore it this time.
CLICK HERE to enter the R1.4 billion
PlayEuroMillions lottery online RIGHT NOW!
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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