You should be aware of Alec Baldwin's ongoing custody battle with ex-wife Kim Basinger over their daughter, Ireland. The two take swipes at each other from time to time, often via the press. This week was no exception - in the form of a recorded message that Alec left on his daughter's cell phone. Kim, naturally, sent a recording of the message to the tabloids. 2oceansvibe, naturally, has that recording for you.
Take a good look at Alec Baldwin.
Enjoy him.
There are clearly certain times in the week that Alec is allowed to call his daughter for a pre-scheduled chat. He called earlier on this week and his daughter's phone was off. Alec lost his fucking mind with a monologue that could only be eclipsed by his moment of beauty in the film Glengarry Glen Ross. The beauty of it all is that it was directed at an 11-year old! Calling her a "rude selfish little pig" towards the end of the message. This, my friends, is nothing short of AWESOME!
Enjoy it:
Was it as good for you as it was for me? 'Cos I fucking LOVED it. I love the forewarning of his imminent arrival which will be followed by him "straightening" her "ass out" in person! And that he will "really make sure" that she "gets it!" To an 11-year old! Amazing! Christ, she must have shat herself!
He mentions on his website that Ireland's mother, Kim Basinger, has been constantly manipulative throughout the custody battle and I can't help but take his side. Kim has obviously completely fucked with his mind and this is the result. I've seen this shit before. Believe me - don't even let me get started with my own extended family's soap opera - complete with love triangles, love children and custody battles et al. Trust me, these women lose their fucking minds. That is why there is a saying to do with scorned women, their fury, and hell.
With his off-screen antics constantly raising the age old question of whether life imitates art or vice versa, I think we should stop freaking out about Alec and realise that we have something quite special on our hands here. I went to "Google" and typed in "Alec Baldwin is a" and clicked "search". Wow, what a response! There was a myriad of articles.
"Alec Baldwin is a bastard"
"Alec Baldwin is a tyrant"
"Alec Baldwin is a prick"
And so it went on. He certainly has made a name for himself off-screen, CONSTANTLY throwing tantrums and causing a scene and I think he should be celebrated. People mock him as an actor when I feel his acting ability is seriously unbelievable - most recently giving us 20-minute parts of utter brilliance. Rent out "Along Came Polly" and tell me he's not a fucking legend. Check out that speech in "Glengarry Glen Ross" and finish your self off with "The Cooler". We NEED Alec Baldwin and we should applaud his tantrums as we would any other Hollywood legend. We should be amused, not upset. You like Alec Baldwin. You LOVE Alec Baldwin. You WANT another story about him throwing his toys out the cot.
Does anyone remember this image in the press showing Alec lecturing a cop because he wasn't let through a cordoned off street due to a fire? HILARIOUS!
The cop cannot possibly comprehend how important Alec is.
There are loads of stories and encounters on the so called "internet", including the following incident where Baldwin handles a phone-in on a radio talk show. The call comes from another show's host, Sean Hannity, and the two proceed to trade insults, including Baldwin calling Hannity an "ignorant boob" and suggests the "ignorant fool from Long-Island" should "go back to building houses in Hampstead." Check it out, it's outstanding!
Sensational stuff! He is SUCH an angry man. But he's SUCH a great actor. We cannot get worked up by his attitude, vanity and the fact that he is an egomaniac. People should see it as entertainment.
He can carry on.
I enjoy him.
WE enjoy him.
Keep it up, Alec - 2oceansvibe salutes you.
And lastly, a pic on Alec's website, which is just too beautiful to behold. The genius is in the caption. Notice how one of the most powerful men in the World has the honour of shaking the mere hand of Alec Baldwin.
