27 February 2003

Robert McCulloch has just launched his own business.
An amazing range of handbags for Cape Town's trendiest women.
Remember, you saw it here first !
click below for website

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25 February 2003

Quite a vibe to go for. This chap spotted in the leafy Harfield area.
The car is actually padlocked to the water meter.


I had more to say but can't really. There are no words.

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20 February 2003

We managed to find Jesus' website on the net. Click below link to access.

JESUS' WEBSITE

And on the subject, some words by our scribe on

HANSIE CRONJE

Thanks to all the girls that helped last night with the cake making competition at our place.
We had a great time girls. Congrats to Samantha on winning !
CLICK HERE FOR PICS FROM THE COMPETITION

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18 February 2003

So this weekend the crazy bunch dusted off the SAB bus and took it on a little cruise. No one got pissed and everyone found it quite dissapointing. CHECK THE PICS HERE


CHECK THE PICS HERE

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17 February 2003

So I went to Schwaaberg (jo'burg) this weekend. I flew with Kulula. It was cheap but I'm willing to pay more next time in order to save myself from hearing THE SAME CRAP jokes on my flight to and from jo'burg. I suppose it wasn't that bad actually because some good did come of it. Look at this little legend two rows ahead of me. If you flew MN121 on the 16th Feb you too would have seen it. absolute precision. Notice the short hair on top and the long hair tied up in a neat pony. Congrats !

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13 February 2003

This little beauty sent in by Kim Brown !

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10 February 2003

SILLY SILLY SILLY SILLY GIRLS

Oh dear. It is hard to describe the dissapointment I feel when I am cornered by yet ANOTHER Cape Town embarrasment who doesn't stop telling stories of frolics, drinks, sessions, escapades with famous/wealthy people. Stories like these are always fun. But when it starts to look like your life depends on these stories, I'm afraid us guys honestly want to throw up.

What are the chances that 3 girls who I thought were absolute legends had to come across in this exact manner only to fall very very very hard from the pedistal I had them on? I could not believe how the hits just kept on coming.

We don't like it girls, its not cool. The days of relying on your dimples and tan are gone. Substance is, unfortunately for you, something that guys take more seriously than you might think.

Go to the shops, get some substance in a can. Puff Daddy uses it, you should get it.

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03 February 2003

Spotted this morning in Gardens. Surely his friends should have told him to stop buying them?
Surely his friends should stop giving them to him?

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01 February 2003

J & B Met pictures CLICK HERE

Well done to all who managed to make this year's met another blur.

Congratulations to Sammy who gets this years 'Totally-out-of-control' award. Damon has been notified and will be calling personally to congratulate you.

Dance floor award goes to Dave Veary who couldn't have done it without animal. Philip Venter gets the 'most missed' award.

Hottest chick award is still up in the air. We have a short list and will be announcing it in the next few days. Please do not hesitate to contact the editor with any suggestions.

So far the biggest winner was Craig Lorden who pulled in over R35,000 during the course of the day. The money will be going towards a 10m high ski pole.

Big congratulations to James VC for pacing himself.

And a big thank you to Tommy T, Divan Serano, Jimmy Kay, Roger Dee, Dynamo Black, Stevie Yu and Johnny Eubanks at BGM records for making this year so special.

J & B Met pictures CLICK HERE
  

Latest Download from hell ! Just do it. it is not porn so don't be scared.

Click HERE for download page

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29 January 2003

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24 January 2003

Latest Download from hell ! Just do it. it is not porn so don't be scared.

Click HERE for download page

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20 January 2003

My my, here we are .... a stones throw away from the "J & B Metropolitan Sweepstakes - The funnest day of the year ". Plans have been put together and its safe to say that if you haven't organised a tent/picnic area by now, you could be in grave danger of watching your mates get hammered on TV. Suggestions include joining a consortium where you will pay up to and including R250 (incl. ticket) for free grog all day. Obviously its all about making your mates rich - but let's face it, how else will you earn enough to buy a house in this town anyway. Please note 2OCEANSVIBE.COM will be at the met and will be taking silly pictures which will be on the net by the monday following the met.

May I just take this opportunity to thank everyone for their performance on Friday night at the place above BMW (opposite Engen) on Claremont Main Road. Not since the days of currie cup victories has an evening been so exciting. People found themselves waking up in gutters, other people's beds, their mates beds, chick's beds, all muttering the same words ,

"I was a fucking legend last night".Indeed you were, and your going-out-peers thank you for participating on and off the dance floor.

Enough now, Click HERE to see who pissed off the Scribe this holiday season.

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04 January 2003.
2003 I said.

Welcome back to all and a big happy new year from 2oceansvide.com. Very bored on a Quantas flight - 3 hours to joburg from Australia
(the land of rules) . Interesting titbit - man to my left has played tetris for the ENTIRE flight. This information is gauranteed and can be confirmed by Mr Richard Neville. that is just under 14 hours. We are sure this is a record and appreciate any assistance in resolving this record.

With regards to the site, everything should be back to normal. The Scribe's pen should be free flowing as soon as possible as we get into the new year. Have put together the first page of pics from oz. Still awaiting other pics on another computer to come through. go see OZ 1 PAGE for these
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