The Trojan Games

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Local company has some fun

A friend of mine forwarded me an email that was sent around a natyional company. It was sent from a chap by the name of Anesh. It was Anesh's last day and this is what he wrote. I must just say that this is 100% true and the email has not been spiced whatsoever.

From: Anesh
Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 10:14 AM
To: Merebank (THIS IS EVERY PERSON ON SITE - Editor)
Subject: Farewell message------- Anesh Pitamber

Dear friends,

This is just to say a big thank you for being part of my life for the last twelve years. Every moment, every minute at Merebank was blessed. I could not not have asked for any better, in my friends or in my job. Life has its moments and I consider myself privelaged for having spent so many with you, each one of you.To my special team in my workplace, thank you even more for sharing in each of my joys and my sorrows ( especially the last one ) .I sincerely believe that our friendship went beyond the doors of 'x' and we will continually remember each other and the special times we shared ( especially those down South ) .

God has been really kind to me , not only with good friends like you but also with a wonderful wife and two beautiful kids who have worked tremendously hard in growing our business .It is for this reason that I leave to go and grow even more. To all those that I had an opportunity to work with , thank you and forgive for the times that I threw a tantrum .To all those that loved me, I love you too --( you knew that I was married ) , to those that I never met I love you too.

Now, in the true spirit of " Aneshism" and humour I leave you with my new discovery which I trust you will find very interesting. It is a new sexual position which I have called " Rodeo Style " This is how its done.

You get onto the floor with your partner on all fours and take her from behind doggie style. As soon as you've got your rythm and pace going right , you lean over and whisper in her ear," you know darling, your sister too loves it like this ".Thereafter you just hold on brother and count the seconds.Now that is Rodeo Style.

Cheers, God bless and grow,

Anesh

So there you have it - pretty unbelievable !!!

Now as you can imagine there was a bit of an uproar at Mondi paper. This is the email our little friend sent a little later

From:
Sent: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 2:59 PM
To: Merebank
Subject: Apology -- re- Anesh

To all those that had the discomfort of opening my mail re- farewell this morning , I do humbly apologise to each one of you for not being considerate in realising that some of you may be sensitive. However my message was intended purely to be light hearted humour and its the way I would have wanted people to remember me ( full of nonsense). Once again , I'm really sorry for offending allyou people especially on my last day at work.

Yours Faithfully

Anesh

Get the Simon Cowell look!

Want to be as cool as an Idols judge? Want to pick up chicks like Paula Abdul? It's pretty easy!

Seth Rotherham got dressed this morning and realised that, without thinking, he had found the Simon Cowell look!! Do it yourself, at home!! Simply follow these steps:

1) black trousers

2) black shoes

3) black T-shirt !!!!

Danke !

As promised, a big thank you to Simone, Stef, Sarah and Tina for a top class dinner the other night! Here's the pic, sorry it took so long!

Sexy as ever!

This rare 'up-skirt' shot of Paris Hilton was sent in by a reader. Not easy to get these shots. Thanks indeed!

thanks paddy

Seen throughout the streets of Belgium

As mentioned in the pic, this was an ad for MMS showing what can't be shown by SMS. Very impressed!

Not worth seeing

When I read articles and news reports stating that a particular video cannot be shown because it's too graphic I'm never too impressed. This led me to a hunt on the internet to find the video showing the American being beheaded in Iraq. My plan was to find it and pop it straight onto 2oceansvibe.com. Well I found it and all I can say is it's 'too graphic to show'.

After the American states his name and those of his parents, the hooded captors proceed with a four minute reading in whatever language it was. From there they start screaming and the guy with the reading pulls a sabre type sword from inside his coat. They hold the guy down and for about half a minute they hack the man's entire head off and hold it up. It is probably the worst thing I have ever seen. It is, after all, a genuine snuff film. I can't watch it again.

But now I find myself watching a feature on the 'Bataan Death March' which is about 12,000 US soldiers in the Philippines whose captors marched them day and night, beheading those who fell or tried to get water. The footage shows americans in the camp and they honestly look like starving children like you'd see on the news. I was quite shocked. So they interviewed a handful of the couple thousand (out of 12,000) who survived. It was apparently quite common for men to be hanged (not 'hung', ask you english teacher) with piano wire - often losing their heads in the process. Interesting..... They went on to say that when the Japanese surrendered and they were about to be rescued, they pushed to Japanese commander or whatever he was into a 12 foot hole in the ground. The guy very openly told how they each one by one grabbed rocks and filled the hole up. When they came to be rescued they said to the rescuers they had no idea what happened to the Japanese chap in charge. The guy had a little chuckle to himself as he told this.

Now after watching that it is clear to me that POW camps are a little different to the Holiday Inn. Are the pics we've seen on the news actually pretty normal to war? I think they might be. As we know war has its own set of rules. It even has its own court of law! In the old days there was no way of taking photographs of war atrocities and popping them on the net for all to see. There was no way to film a 6 minute beheading video, transfer it into digital format and post it on a website only to be shown to the world on Sky TV (or not in this case). I think this is the first time things like that has slipped out and it is very much to the detriment of the US (and our poor little W Bush!).

Maybe it's the US' own fault for carrying on so holier than thou. I don't know. It's all quite confusing

I'm a South African in Iraq

What a pleasant change from the prisoner abuse pics all over the news at the moment.

UCT !

Congrats to UCT for cleaning up intervarsity this year AWAY in Stellenbosch over the weekend. Here we find a joyous bunch of monkeys after the well deserved victory! Keep on winning Maties!

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Nice Ricketts!

At the sperm bank

But its bloody funny anyway

Check out this link we got from J Stanley. It is priceless. Children's TV show with a helluva twist!

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Come in Wales

	After finally coming to his senses and realising 2oceansvibe is a priority, the little Welsh fellow has some more to share with us. The London Based Premiership side.... and so much more.
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Hilarious

The new 'axe for men' ad is a very viable download! And small enough for the dial-up users! Stunning!

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Going.... going.....gone

Due to the very tiresome pleas for the Paris Hilton video to be made available on 2oceans, we are putting it live for download, right here, FOR ONE WEEK ONLY.

So hurry up, get it, tell your friends to get it, download it, email it...... but do it all by Friday this week. This is the original 10 minute video. The 40 minute video is too big to put online.
   

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