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27 November 2003
ANO

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27 November 2003
JACKSON JOKES

You love to hate them (apologies to Richard Neville)


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27 November 2003
HELL CAMP 365 VIDEO FOUND !

Rugby365 amuse us (again)

The boys at Rugby365 have once again amused us with a new video clip rip-off of the Bok Hell Kamp. Check it out - only 1.5Mb download. Absolute hoot !

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27 November 2003
RICCI FANS LOOK OUT

Christina gets her kit off

Christina Ricci fans will be happy to know that her upcoming feature 'Prozac Nation' feature her taking her kit off. We got this still from the flick to satisfy your expectations.

  
27 November 2003
DESPERATELY SEEKING PARIS

Eyes peeled for next edition

It looks like our prayers may be answered. It seems young Paris Hilton made another video which hasn't been leaked yet. This video features her and porn star Nicole Lenz. This was told to a tabloid by one of her (ex) friends. The fact that the other video got leaked is because she made a copy for her ex boyfriend. Apparently she has not made a copy of the one with herself and Ms. Lenz so I doubt we will ever see it. Nevertheless our radar is on and the second it hits the net is the second it will hit 2oceansvibe !

In the meantime, heres a pic of Nicole to get your imaginations going.

  
21 November 2003
NATIONAL EMWOERRISMENT

Enough now !


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21 November 2003
JACKSON MUGSHOT

Actual police mugshot at Santa Barbara PD yesterday
(with apologies to Richard Neville)

SPRINGBOK CAMP EMWOERRISING PICS TO COME SOON......

  
21 November 2003
MICHAEL JACKSON FLEES

Footage of Michael Jackson escaping from his Neverland ranch

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19 November 2003
WHERE DID EMAIL BEGIN?

We did some research and found this !

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18 November 2003
WE MISS YOU BOWZER

SHA-NA-NA and a few other beauties !


LEAVE IT, TONY, YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE!

For the 80's kids out there we have managed to get our hands on some 80's TV show pics for you. Ranging from CHiPS to Morph to Curious George. Go on, take a stroll down memory lane.

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14 November 2003
PARIS HILTON cntd.

Good girl

Due to the overwhelming response and thanks we have received from the male population we thought we would spoil you boys with a couple of pics of Paris Hilton. Have a gooooood look - there are some particularly spicey shots. We suggest you read the article below this if you haven't before you do anything else.

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13 November 2003
PARIS HILTON

Sex video

Paris Hilton, the daughter and heiress of Mr Hilton, the owner of the Hilton Hotel Group has been misbehaving recently. Just to bring those of you up to speed, she is basically one of those 'it' girls. Very hot young lady - she is a socialite and regularly appears in tabloids as well as advertisements for top brands. As you can see by this pics she is quite marketable.

 

She's about 23 at the moment but when she was 19 she was quite a naughty girl. As seen in various headlines round the world and on the internet, she made a sex video when she was 19 and its unfortunately gone adrift and no longer in her care. Obviously it may have slipped onto the internet.

Obviously we HAVE IT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE !!! We certainly are not a smut site, we just give our users what they want, before their friends.

2oceansvibe.com - looking after its users for over two years !

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WARNING - EXPLICIT

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11 November 2003
STRAUELI JOKE

A Beauty !

Rudolph Straueli went to a New Years bash dressed as a pumpkin, hoping that at midnight he would turn into a coach...

  
10 November 2003
NAME THE PUPPY !

A new exciting initiative !

What a wonderful idea! One of our top 2oceans users has just got a new puppy and wants a name for the little beast. Its a girl and is cross lab and retriever. So do some thinking and give us a name !

The person who gives the name which is used for the dog will receive accolades and praise and whatever else they want within reason.

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10 November 2003
FUNNIEST MOVIE CLIP THIS YEAR

From the movie, Old School

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10 November 2003 - 2 December 2003
DEAR RIAN - *#CK OFF

Regards, The Nation

Well its all falling into place. Thank God we lost the NZ game! If we hadn't then we certainly wouldn't have the shake up that is set to happen at SARFU. If we had made it past the quarters then everything would stay as it is in Springbok rugby. And its not just Dolf that must go, its the whole bloody lot. And you are they to say that Rudolf's contract didn't stipulate winning the World Cup!!!!! That's like hiring an MD of a company and having to stipulate that he should try and increase profits. Enough of the mind games you embarrasing neanderthals - fuck off all of you. The coach, the MD, the selectors, the board, everyone - just go. Why is everyone gaaning aan about Rudolf? Its not even a question. OBVIOUSLY he must go! The problem we face is getting rid of EVERYONE. Does no-one understand what EVERYONE means?

The sick thing is Rudolf and co actually believed that spanbou and Die Here would pull them through. Does that not make you want to throw-up ? They honestly believed that! Sick, sick, pathetic, embarrasing, prehistoric, narrow minded, thick, thick, thick idiots! Who do they think they are?

How dare they! Who do they think they are?

Can you believe they did that to us? They represented our country with the notion that Afrikanerdom and the Lord would get them through. And you think that is not the case you are horribly mistaken. And the country let them do it - without even realising - we entrusted a man with these sort of beliefs. He believed that making the team live in a forest to bring them closer together would get them through. He believed that a certain amount of praying should get them through. Did you see any class in that side? Did you see any creativity? That side had as much creativity as my mouse pad. Sick people. The racism is sick. Racism against black and racism against English. Doc Craven always said you need an English person in the backline. de kock came on the field with 5 minutes to go. What are you doing Rudolf ?!?! The arrogance is beyond me.

One question.... remember when Spencer threw the ball between his legs to his outside which resulted in a try? PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WOULD EVER SEE THAT FROM ANY OF OUR PLAYERS WE HAD ON THE FIELD? NO NO NO NO NO. YOU WOULDN'T. EVEN THE TRUE SPRINGBOK SUPPORTERS WOULD AGREE.

Lately some are arguing that if we had won the WC they would have praised the bok camp. THE POINT IS WE NEVER WOULD HAVE WON WITH THOSE PLAYERS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHICH HIGHLIGHTS THE *#CK UP AT SARFU. Get your heads out your arses people, we were robbed by our own team management.

Is this your way of getting the country back for losing the Number 8 position in the '95 World Cup, Rudolf? Come on.... at least tell us that and this will all make sense.

And thanks to Joost for finally taking away the pain and leaving international rugby. Unfortunately we will have to deal with your face on Supersport where the rest of the '95 World cup winners jerk off together and secretly celebrate that they are still the last South Africans to win the World Cup.

Well done to Mallett for making the call. Kick them all out I say ! They're as thick as thieves and as trust-worthy as a priest doing over-time at the local crèche.

 

  
06 November 2003
LATEST TREND IN THE EAST

Taking it to another level - lets see if we can do the same....

below > our personal favourite....

  
04 November 2003
CAUGHT AT CAPRICE

Thank you madam !

thank you stephen

  
04 November 2003
TRUST THE MEDIA

To choose this pic as the currie cup final pic....

  
01 November 2003
FHM 2OCEANSVIBE VIBE

2OCEANS regular wants in....

One of our regular members wrote in with the following vibe. He says his digsmate sent in her pic and is one of the 100 FHM homegrown honeys to be presented in the December FHM. Apparently they only show one pic of each girl so he asked us to show some more pics of her to try and drum up some more votes for her. Really? Groot tyd ! So here she is... click the pic for more... Her name is Jayne Holness (seriously - no spice - geen spys)

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01 November 2003
BILLYS THIRD BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday, young Billy...

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