Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
It’s going to be difficult for me to write this article without audio. Because I want to shout it. I want to scream it. It’s off the charts. It’s off the hook. And dare I say it, OFF THE CHAIN! Cape Town has NEVER seen anything like this before! Stop it It was […]
Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are the same person, Mike Myers. No, not the psychotic serial killer from Halloween that just won’t die, the guy from Wayne’s World… Wayne. (GET ON WITH IT!) Yes… quite, well The Boat That Rocked is British – you may think it’s American, but it’s not – it hasn’t even been released there […]
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
These guys who call themselves Vuva and the Zelas have made a song called “Funny Yellow Trumpet” which documents a group of white guys taking a taxi to a local football game, ultimately falling in love with soccer and the vuvuzela. It’s pretty damn funny – check it out (wait for play box […]
It is tradition here at 2oceansvibe to “call it” when it feels right for us (for you). I remember back in 2007, we called it on September 17. Well it looks like it’s 11 days later this year. Don’t know why – probably a combination of El Nino, global warming and Michael Jackson’s death. Quietly […]
I’m not 100% sure if this is for public consumption, but I’m gonna roll with it anyway. I mean really, MY inbox is YOUR inbox right? You remember the other day I swung by the ELLE Magazine cover shoot with District 9 star, Vanessa Haywood? You may have even caught the video of me and […]
Remember how our parentals tried to force-feed us as children… “Here comes the aeroplane”, “If you eat the crust you’ll get a deep voice” and “Don’t make me come down there!”. Okay, maybe the last one was only for special occasions, but that’s what watching The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is like, except […]
My boy Travis gave me the heads up on this one as we downed another glass of De Grendel in Bakoven the other night. It’s too damn funny and I must caution those of you with weak bladders to perhaps relieve yourselves before pressing play. Will Ferrel is in it. That’s all I’m saying. […]
Megan Fox has punished herself by referring to her Transformers director as a Napoleon and Hitler type. But there’s no surprise there, we’ve always known that Megas doesn’t pack a full one. The big result here was an open letter from director Michael Bay’s crew who got deep into it. Megan Fox The way […]
My “homes,” Joe Bones, over at our little baby sister site, rivercityvibe.com, spotted something terribly terribly amazing. This is the vibe he’s going for: I am about to make a big, big call. Here it is: The video below is the funniest thing I have seen this year. It hits me in that special […]
That’s two “penis” headlines within a week! As we close in on News24. Well I’m so glad I found this, as it has always been a hidden concern of mine. Being confident of one’s size in real life is one thing, but what about online? Are they taking me seriously enough? That’s when I found […]
There’s something very special about logging into News24.com and finding yourself confronted with the leading story shown below: The “Penis Killers” were fired.. They say it in a way that suggests you should know about these characters. In a way that suggests everyone is talking, quite frankly, about the “Penis Killers.” Can you imagine the […]
I don’t know if you’ve caught any of the terribly awkward “Between Two Ferns” interviews before, but I think you need to get into them. Especially this one, because it features none other than SA’s very own Oscar winner, Charlize Theron. Check it out. “Monsters inc.” – hahahaha! Very good. And when you’re […]
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]
The thin line between love and hate isn’t as thin as we once thought… and it’s blue, thanks to middling mall cop movies like Paul Blart: Mall Cop with Kevin James and more recently Observe and Report with Seth Rogen. The film has generated some mixed responses with one rendition of this movie poster’s subtitle […]
I am still ASTOUNDED when I ask people if they’ve watched District 9 and they reply in the negative. “Is it good?” they ask. Is it good? IS IT GOOD? Heh….umm did you miss the fact that it’s virtually 100% South African and it’s one of the best selling movies on the planet at the […]
People of Walmart dot com is a gift to us all. Those of you who have ever been into a Walmart will know all about the different breeds and types of people and fashion you can get in that place. Let’s run through a few.. Stunning! Note stance, then boots, then bald patchIt’s […]
I must apologise for constantly blowing your mind, but that’s just the way we roll, here at the vibe created from just 2 oceans and a whole lotta love. Just like we did a few weeks ago; we are offering you not only the chance to win €100 million (over R1 billion) in this weekend’s […]
Like most people my age, I know every word to every song of Dirty Dancing – let alone every word uttered by Patrick Swayze in the film (we won’t even get into Road House). It just came at the right time and nailed me square between the eyes. A cousin of mine and I used […]
You should be well aware by now of Vanessa Haywood, the smoking hot leading actress in the globally critically acclaimed, District 9. Seth caught up with Vanessa at her ELLE Magazine cover shoot in Cape Town today. Wait for video to load and check it out: *Slow connections should wait for the box […]
Everyone’s trying to keep it a secret, but it’s pretty difficult to hide the fact that Vanessa Haywood, the star of the biggest movie in the world at the moment, District 9, is in Cape Town. Why is she in Cape Town? Oh…just to quietly shoot the cover of SA Elle Magazine! Now we’re talking! […]
You know things are going pretty well in terms of exposure, if Paris Hilton is talking about you on her Twitter (over half a million ‘followers’). That’s what’s been happening for SA band Just Jinjer as their single gets released in the US. Check out the highlighted portion below: “Such great powerful lyrics” – […]
Well, I tell you what, it’s a BIG moment for South African media. While 2oceansvibe isn’t shy to throw around the odd “shit” here and the odd “fuck” there, I don’t think we have thrown around the “C” word for a number of years. News24, have obviously decided to up the ante by happily publishing […]
I deal with a lot of geeks. But, because I’ve had a computer since the tender age of six, I can pretty much hold my own when they throw around tech jargon. Ja, the data is “corrupt,” bru. Your “server” doesn’t support “mySQL.” Ja, ja – whatever. And it gets even worse when you get […]
Just to fill you in, Ramadan is the ninth month of the year in the Islamic calendar. Let’s expend on that… [clears throat] It is the Islamic month of fasting, in which participating Muslims refrain from eating, drinking, smoking, and indulging in anything that is in excess or ill-natured; from dawn until sunset. […]
We don’t do smut, here on 2oceansvibe. We’re a classy publication. But we are always willing to delve into tasteful photo shoots of beautiful women, for the sake of *ahem* art. So I’m warning everyone beforehand that within this post are hidden doorways into a realm of very tasteful naked NSFW pics of supermodel/Hollywood star […]
That’s right, my little fashionistas – daddy has found something quite delicious for you to chew on! A few scans have been made of the 1966 North London Collegiate School Magazine, which includes an essay by current US Vogue editor, Anna Wintour – 17 at the time. If I could turn back time.. Anna […]
Those of you who have an iPod or iPhone and have delved into iTunes, would have realised quite promptly that the SA iTunes Store is nothing short of dismal. That said, you are unable to buy music you actually want to listen to, let alone the super-cool apps for your iPhone. The iTunes account […]
Claudia Schiffer turned 39 about two weeks ago. Staring down the barrel at 40, we are prompted to reflect upon the smoking hot blonde german supermodel. In the days of the original supermodels (the “Big Six” – Linda, Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Kate, Naomi), Claudia was always my choice. She was all over my bedroom (it […]