UNBELIEVABLE scenes today in Cape Town’s TBK region (memo : we will refer to “Tamboerskloof” as “TBK” from now on) where a near-naked woman locked herself out of her house, after attempting to clean the exterior windows. “Look, something is going on over there at that house” “Oh my GOD!! There is a woman […]
So a bunch of guys and girls finally had enough and got together to prove that Telkom’s Telkom “1Mb/s ADSL” lines are so low that a homing pigeon could probably deliver the data faster. So they stapled a 4Gb memory card to the pigeon’s leg and sent the same size file via Telkom Internet over […]
UP is possibly the shortest name for a film since X, but we’re not talking about Spike Lee’s film on Malcolm X, the first X-Men movie, the X-Files or even the similarity of illiterate people’s signatures. We’re talking about UP, Pixar’s latest Best Animated Film Oscar in the wake of “WAAAALLLLL-E” (pretty irritating after a […]
The Muse doesn’t get Will Ferrell and, in particular, his character Ron Burgandy from the movie “Anchorman.” Although the other day I was watching it again and I caught her chuckling to herself. I turned to look and she quickly stopped laughing and rolled her eyes. Very childish. I want you to enjoy this video […]
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
When someone told me that Vanilla Ice is coming to perform in South Africa, I told him he was talking rubbish. That’s when he grabbed me by the arm and said, “Hey, Seth, why don’t you just stop, collaborate and listen for a change!” Vanilla Ice I did, and It looks like it’s […]
As things hot up with Western Province Rugby’s signing of Springbok speedster and Gillette poster-boy, Bryan Habana , we contemplate how things might change for him once he moves to the Cape. Jussis, maar hy’s vinnig, neh?! Awesome dental work! He just needs to get a little bray going and he’ll be 100% […]
Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema.. Spotted at watkykjy.co.za. I’m fine with that..
Well it’s not every day that a Hollywood A-lister comes out in support of a local radio station! Heart 104.9FM celebrated the annual Heart FM Spring Dip, and Christopher Walken lent a hand and joined in on the fun! Christopher Walken“I got this watch…” No stranger to Cape Town events, Christopher Walken was […]
How awesome is this? I’m fine with that. [thanks allard]
No, I’m not joking. Seriously. Pinch yourself. See? It hurts. I wouldn’t lie to you, my baby. This is real life and it’s real time. See? It’s real! I seriously hope I don’t need to introduce this rabble to you. Because, for me, I feel like I’m stuck in some kind of nativity […]
We’ve featured Alessandra Ambrosio on these pages before. But this time it’s gonna be a little different. Today we feature Alessandra Ambrosio WITH child! Alessandra Ambrosio *cough* with my child Yes, you could probably refer to that as “MILF.”
Public Enemy was one of the films that cemented Jimmy Cagney in the old Hollywood. No, they didn’t erect a statue and he didn’t get dropped off at the docks. It was his extraordinary career performance as Tom Powers that gave rise to the gangster picture and set Cagney up as the ultimate tough guy. […]
Here at 2oceansvibe we tread a fine line as we deliver images of the beautiful life, including beautiful places, beautiful brands, beautiful people and beautiful models . With eating disorders on the rise, this line of work can be a dangerous business. As editor, I am acutely aware of how impressionable some of our readers […]
Answer : very cool! With a jet-pack like that attached to his back, one would hope the owner got some pet insurance for this hound? Don’t want that thing flying into walls and stuff. [thanks nikki]
I was in “comms” with Dom Peters from Goldfish this week and, while he and Dave are carving up the earth and the models that come with it, that doesn’t mean they don’t miss the fairest Cape. Dom writes: Off to London for the weekend, then Barcelona on Monday, then Brazil for a week. […]
Guys, guys, guys, guys, GUYS! And GIRLS! You have bought your tickets for The Killers, playing in Cape Town on December 6, right? Because if you haven’t, I’d shake a leg if I were you – they’ll be sold out when Cape Town suddenly realises what is going on. Then you’ll look like a right […]
It’s that time of the month again.. as we remove the best of the rubbish you send me which gathers dust on my desktop, and release it onto the United Internet. We’ll kick off with this genius, sent in by Trev: Wrong way, my love. Then this absolute gem, spotted by Phillip, somewhere […]
Twas earlier this year I showed you some wonderful images (here) of the hairdresser in the Woodstock region of Cape Town, claiming to be masters at the Obama Haircut. You may recall their tagline, “Looking neat is our target. Change your look? Yes we can!” You remember it now, right? If you don’t it seems […]
Right, so you saw Crank and enjoyed it… well done. To say Crank had a lot of heart is an understatement. The public display of affection, the pulsating action, the heart-stopping moments and the heartbeat bass were incredible and Jason Statham wasn’t too bad either. The original had the action reflex of a kung-fu squirrel […]
One of the country’s most celebrated acoustic rock bands, PLUSH, have embarked on a brief nationwide tour, which ends at The Assembly in Cape Town on Saturday the 29th. And I’ve got tickets for you too! Saturday 22 August 2009 Pecanwood Howick KZN Doors 14:00 First bands at 16:00 R 75 presale through […]
I don’t need to write much about this one. It kind of sells itself. In a nutshell…..Michael poked Tracy. [thanks paul]
Right, ok, did anyone check out the Cape Times front page this morning? If so, there may be more to it than you thought. Standard stuff? Just you wait.. As expected, it featured the ongoing gender-bender saga of South African female athlete, Caster Semenya. Bless her and all that, but did you read […]
I popped into Cafe Roux in Noordhoek the other day. I just love the place (even though they don’t yet stock De Grendel wine) because you never quite know what you’re going to get – be it the patronage and/or the surroundings. Last Sunday, for example, featured what could only be described as “Aladdin’s Grandmother” […]
So this is it, people!! The final episode!!! If you’re late on the uptake: Part 1 – CLICK HERE Part 2 – CLICK HERE Part 3 – CLICK HERE Part 4 – CLICK HERE Part 5 – CLICK HERE And then, this – the final episode – Part 6!! *If you’re getting just a BLACK […]
Britney did David Letterman’s “Top Ten” yesterday, focusing on what she would change if she became president. It’s a must see – old Britters, going for it. Cute, man.
What a wonderful website I have found for you! It will be enjoyed by both male and female readers (enjoying the much-celebrated perfect 50/50 gender split enjoyed by 2oceansvibe). The website is called The Art of Manliness and can be found, funnily enough, at www.artofmanliness.com www.theartofmanliness.com There are so many topics on the […]
Watching District 9 was a new film experience, which could only be described as Hotel Rwanda, Fido and Lars and the Real Girl… in a blender. In retrospect, it’s all of that and more. Neill Blomkamp burst onto the movie scene in 2005 with Alive in Joburg, a fascinating Sci-Fi/Documentary short film about aliens in […]
The Muse is quite protective over Madonna and often claims the pics in the tabloids of her arms and body have been photoshopped. But come now – when every pic is coming out the same, doesn’t that say something? Is Madonna in training for World Wrestling Entertainment? Seriously… WHAT is that? She turned […]
Got this little pearler last week. I want you to see it. It’s really special. Stunning! Hi Seth, I hope your Hollywood adventures are going swimmingly! The cold, wet weather has returned to Cape Town this week – but I’m counteracting the appalling weather by contributing to the South African red wine sales, […]