Mish Kebab sent this through to me and I wasn’t quite sure how to take it. She says she didn’t have any bacon at home and that droewors works just as well. This post is, essentially, for the laydezz! [Although I should mention that I got this (and wrote this) before the swine flu virus […]
Turning heads is one thing, but making men freeze, seemingly dumbstruck, is another. While some might think that Kate Moss is on the verge of losing it, this pic says exactly the opposite. Taken recently in a garden centre, somewhere in the UK. Watch your hose there, buddy.. Tidy..
Role play has always been enjoyed here at 2oceansvibe. You may have picked up that The Roofer enjoys quite a bit of surfing exposure, whilst The Surfer himself has recently been spotted (with great success , I might add) trying his hand at photography (here). Not that this should effect the title of The Photographer. […]
Quick thinking. Good. Pass. [thanks nick] BREAKING NEWS : Britain orders 32 million Swine flu face masks. CLICK HERE.
I received this on voting day from a reader who spotted it on TV. A member of the crowd was holding it up as Kevin Pietersen came in to bat. Pure quality [thanks kevin s]
We have a few announcements today. Firstly, Goldfish have followed the trend set by The Dirty Skirts and have given 2oceansvibe the exclusive release of their new music video, Cruising Through . Let’s have a look at that, and then we’ll check out the email I received from Goldfish (currently in Brazil), as well as […]
Shilpa Shetty joins the other Schleb Plebs – celebrities who mingle with the plebs! Spotted at the V&A Waterfront during the IPL fever! Shilpa Shetty gets her size on Sent in by Christine P from splashpr.co.za Nice.
The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore. Things have changed, and the […]
This is how Keanu rolls.. Like, whoaah dude! Nice one, Neo.
I toyed with the headline “Andy Roddick serves an ace,” but inducing vomit is not my scene. So, instead, I went for a hint of tennis association with the “luv” mention in the sub-heading. Are you fine with that? I thought it was fine. So, ja, hats off to Andy Roddick, who seems to have […]
Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]
I sent out a tweet on Sunday night with the following photo of Mara on Idols, as I waited for Carte Blanche to start. I sent with it the words, “Haaaahahahaha” which was what I was doing at the time – completely hosing myself. Who are you? Aah ja – good old Mara. […]
So I trust everyone has seen the Susan Boyle video? The one from Britain’s Got Talent . If you haven’t seen it, check it out (here). It’s one of those ones where Simon Cowell thinks the woman is going to sing shit, but then she throws out a belter. Ashton Kutcher Twittered about the clip, […]
Some stunning shots here of Jessica Alba with my child, as she joins a long list of Hollywood stars who follow the “method acting” technique, when it comes to addressing their roles. She is apparently hard at work getting into character for her new movie, The Cistern Intern – based on a true story about […]
While the DA are running around wasting time banging their heads on the “Zuma is guilty” brick wall and pretending to be the most technically advanced party (although I’m sure even my grandmother would know to buy the .com version of their helpstopzuma.co.za website they registered), the other parties out there aren’t shy of entertaining […]
Well if it wasn’t enough that Mel Gibson is gong to lose $500,000,000 to his wife (here) as a result of his alleged boning of a Russian pop star (here); more revealing details and images have emerged, suggesting that his state of mind is definitely in question. Braveheart fans should probably turn away as they […]
@countsabel sent this out on Twatter on Friday. I thought I’d save it for your Monday morning. I couldn’t think of a better way to start the week. So please, enjoy one of better videos you will ever watch during this lifetime. Chad Feeling better? Good. Enjoy tinkering at work during this, your […]
Wow, there was definitely no getting out of this one! After my incredibly naive pre-Blog Awards pledge video where I promised (should I win) to ride my scooter along the Camps Bay strip in a leopard print thong (emphasis on “strip!”), there was no end to the sms’s, emails and tweets asking “hey dude, what […]
Jesus, Rachel – chill out! What’s eating Jennifer A(r)niston?
I remember when I got my first copy of the latest Dirty Skirts album, Daddy Don’t Disco – I nearly wet myself the whole way through. And then came the track that is currently all over the airwaves – “Rolling Like Thunder.” As much of the fan that I am, I couldn’t actually believe what […]
Ok, just to bring you up to speed, Mel Gibson’s wife is filing for divorce and wants at LEAST half of his nearly $1 billion fortune. That would leave her with somewhere between five and ten billion Rand which, as you might have worked out, will be a new celebrity divorce record! William Wallace […]
Much has been said over the years about Marilyn Monroe’s curves and voluptuous figure, with some suggesting that she was up to a 16 in size. Well thank GOD! these rumours can finally be put to rest, following a Timesonline Women feature, in which the journalist documents trying on a whole range of Marilyn’s clothes. […]
This article is by no means an endorsement of any party, nor is it an indication of who I will be voting for. It is just a brief word about how impressed I am with Trevor Manuel, and that the opposition parties and leaders might want to take a leaf out of his book. You […]
This is good. These guys have put together a spoof of the Twitter craze sweeping the world. This time it’s called Flutter and instead of a maximum of 140 characters per message, it’s a max of 26 characters. It’s really well done and nearly a carbon copy of a genuine doccie I watched on the […]
I very nearly bought a couple of golden circle tickets for this year’s Coke Zero Fest in Cape Town after my G-Man reminded me it was taking place on Monday. You see, as I was about to book tickets for The Muse and me, I found out that it wasn’t in it’s usual place (Kenilworth […]
Phil Spector is one of the most famous and eccentric music producers of all time having worked with the likes of The Beatles, Tina Turner, The Righteous Brothers and The Ramones. He was the originator of the “Wall of Sound” production technique, and was responsible for over 25 Top 40 hits between 1960 and 1965, […]
The other day I asked all my Tweeps on Twitter to Twat me their favourite songs to play at gym, as I was making a new mix. They sent some beauties, some of which I used. Then I used an incredibly powerful section of my brain to think of some more. And then it hit […]
Have a wonderful long weekend! I’ll be dreaming of you.. p> Quality Kisses xxx [thanks dave]
I can’t really comment as I have a NUMBER of pink garments, including socks and underwear. Everyone knows only real men can wear pink, although it is certainly not the norm. But now it looks like the recession has caused some kind of lipstick related trend showing a rise in sales of pink men’s underwear, […]
I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]