Spare a thought for the guys that probably killed Michael Jackson – AEG Live – the company behind the ridiculously impossible upcoming lineup of 50 Michael Jackson Comeback concerts. Dubbed “This is it” – it seems it just might be for the company. Especially since they were hardly able to insure the ticket sales and […]
This is quite an old one that I thought everyone had seen. That’s why I didn’t publish it when it started to do the rounds again. But now that I have received it in emails marked “brilliant” and “hilarious” over 6,200 times, it seems it has NOT been seen by everyone. I simply have to […]
Latest reports and quotes from Michael Jackson’s long-time friend, Brian Oxman, suggest his death was a result of the abuse of prescription medication. Much like the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Michael Jackson 1958 – 2009 This, from ABC: Michael Jackson’s long-time family friend Brian Oxman has hinted the icon was killed […]
Remember a few days ago (here) where we suggested they follow up on this fat kid vibe? Ja, well they’ve gone and done it. For those of you who missed this whole Megan Fox Rose Boy vibe which has been going on for a couple weeks (there are always a few), BASICALLY this cute little […]
Some of you will recall the incredible story reported by the BBC and the Guardian (here) with regards to the teenager who drew a massive 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents mansion in West Berkshire. He wanted to see if it would be picked up by Google Earth. His parents found out about […]
I nearly wet myself yesterday at the St. Remy market (where Princess Caroline and Princess Charlotte have a home and past residents have included two very close friends of mine, Van Gogh and Nostradamus) as I walked around, deep in thought, mainly about you. You’ll recall previous sightings (here ) of crazy-ass dogs and ears […]
It’s one of the funnier videos you will see this lifetime. A reporter went to interview someone in Australia after the guy posted an ad to rent out his place, specifying “NO ASIANS.” Obviously this kind of discriminatory behaviour raised an eyebrow or two. With hilarious results.. Hey? Did I tell you or […]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the second live-action Transformers movie from Michael Bay, starring rising talents Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. Now LaBeouf’s name may evoke images of croissants, French maids and Paris (not Hilton), but the kid’s the real deal. His second-in-command, a Ms Megan Fox, had a breakthrough performance in Transformers and […]
Monday saw the much anticipated Jordy Smith signing session at Roddy’s Kommetjie Surf Shop . Apparently it was off.the.hizzo! The Film Guy (the genius behind the Randall Abrahams Rocky video) was there and, having recognised him from the 2oceansvibe Characters list, Jordy put a little something together for me! Check it out! How […]
You know when cameramen at sporting events do little pans of the crowd and zoom in on interesting people? Like at the tennis they often zoom in on royalty and celebrities. And at Newlands cricket they often zoom in on smoking hot drunk UCT students. Ja, well, I’m not sure if you caught the day […]
Do you remember the other day I featured (here ) that picture painted on a wall in Cape Town of the “Simunyes?” You know, the African style ripoff of The Simpsons? Let’s get a quick recap of that. The eSimpowenis Well, either way, I got an email from Eric at Springleap who told […]
Well I’m glad this has gone full circle. Although maybe not entirely. A few days ago we published (here) a pic of cute little fat kid trying terribly hard to give a rose to Megan Fox. You’ll remember the pain and anguish all over his face. Full story here So with the way things are […]
Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]
It was just last week that we featured the heartbreaking story of the little fat kid trying to give a beautiful rose to Megan Fox (here). Sadly, she never got that rose and we cannot confirm how it all ended for the little fat boy, but the heartbreak and pain MAY have killed him. Today, […]
This was taken in the last week when the Green Point McDonald’s was closed, EXCEPT for their drive thru service. Please enjoy this guy standing in between two cars, waiting for his order.. Man pretends to be car Whaaaahaha! Is it just me? Or do you also find that terribly amusing? Shame – […]
There have been all sorts of claims and suggestions as to the Top Gear TV show mystery precision driver, The Stig’s identity over the years. While it is understood that they have changed from time to time (previous article here), yesterday’s Top Gear show (jokingly) revealed someone who you probably didn’t expect. One of the […]
Shame, look at this poor little fat kid in London. The desperation is so evident and the fact that he has risked all by doing so – with a rose in his hand. Moments like this can kill little fat kids and it is unfortunate that the Daily Mail published this photo. Shame on you […]
With Alec Baldwin’s recent faux pas regarding Filipino brides (here) you would think the Spar on Kloof Street would be more subtle? Naughty R9.12 for some loose Russians!? My goodness, it’s a steal! [thanks si]
Ok. Unlike the unresearched photos that The Insurance Broker was sending around (here) of some photos taken onboard as the Air France flight was going down, this commercial is not a hoax. It is an ad for the Comfort Wipe which makes a certain bathroom activity that little bit easier. They claim that it is […]
Obsessed is obsessed with Fatal Attraction in a Lifetime movie kind of way. It aims to be sleek, sexy and enticing, yet ends up like a Tween-friendly tongue-in-cheek office comedy with Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Beyonce Knowles and a leaner Jerry O’Connell. Come on, Jerry O’Connell’s in it… this must be a comedy! Elba can’t […]
I’m focusing on the girls here, as the guy’s response will be pretty much standard. That’s IF they can lift their jaws off the floor. Following in the footsteps of one Heather Graham (here and here), Megan Fox is quietly packing a massive punch in every city that she visits during this Transformers promotional tour […]
Again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is on display as we receive no less than THREE separate emails with photographs of the same sign displayed on a shop window in Cape Town’s Blue Routemall. Behold: Spotted on window of a men’s manicure parlour. Blue Route Mall, Cape Town. Look, it’s a bloody nice […]
My Goodness, I missed this by just a couple weeks! Megan Fox was spotted in Paris as she continues the promotional tour for the new Tranformers movie, called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. There’s no doubt about it – she’s a bona fide 10.
True Prince aficionados and fellow tormented genii will appreciate any new footage of the eccentric, diminutive, sexually charged machine that is Prince (formerly known as “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince”). He doesn’t wander into the public spotlight all too often and when he does, I want to see it. I want to see his […]
The Hangover is the ultimate bachelor party, wedding jitters, road trip splurge on Las Vegas. This is a guy’s movie that toes the line with raunchy humour from screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore and Todd Phillips, director of Old School. You’ve got the comedy and camaraderie of City Slickers shared between Doug, the groom-to-be […]
It was just yesterday that we brought you the incredibly important news that Paris Hilton was single (here). So you’ll be pleased to know that she managed to get over the heartbreak by nailing Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo. Together they hit the town in LA and celebrated our boy’s £80 million transfer to Real […]
Whilst it is virtually impossible to ever beat the video of Chad, the red head kid dancing to Flo Rida’s Low (here), this little babba gives him a good run for his money dancing to Beyonce’s Single Women. Nappy Rash, here we come Not bad. Not bad at all. That baby must have […]
It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up! Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports: “In response to the inquiry on whether […]
Yesterday we showed you a pic of Heather Graham (here) wearing a rather revealing ripped dress, taken at the premier of her new movie, The Hangover in Dublin. The general response in the comments section from the female 2oceansvibers ranged from “hot” to “tacky.” Yesterday was the premier for the same movie in London and […]
NO.WAY! Ok, this guy’s vibe is fairly luminous. You gotta check out his website at www.ferrariguyforhire.com (ja, you read that correctly – Ferrari Guy For Hire). He basically offers a service which revolves around being a passenger in his red convertible Ferrari with, wait for it, 24 KARAT GOLD WHEELS! Enjoy the bottom right […]