Here in Los Angeles, the heart of La-la-land, anything is possible. There is a saying I made up many years ago, which Murray Walker stole from me and it goes like this: Anything can happen in Los Angeles, and it usually does! Take, for example, the tabloid magazines. Now, it’s one thing reading the likes […]
Well the headline pretty much says it all. Goldfish are about to shoot their latest music video for the worldwide hit, Fort Knox and they need 8 gorgeous girls to feature in it! And, because it is MY favourite song, they’re giving YOU, the 2oceansvibe angels, the first chance to be in it! The Fishies […]
I’m not quite sure what to make of this. But it seems a lot of fun can be had with the Colonel once you’ve deboned and eaten your “chicken” at KFC. He can be quite sporty, if need be.. The Colonel slam dunks Shiver me timbers! Is that a toilet brush? Made […]
It cannot get worse than this. Possibly the worst looking movie I have ever seen in my life. Including powerhouse acting performances by household names Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson !! Oh, you don’t remember Lorenzo Lamas? My god, where have you BEEN!? Well let me just bring you up to speed. He was probably […]
The Spar on Kloof, which is famous for its loose Russians (here) is now diversifying even further into the realm of hilariousness with their latest product line – Ass Rolls.. (Thanks Delamaine) Very interesting vibe they’re going for there. It’s ironic that corbohydrates are usually blamed for the extra weight people put on in […]
I’ve just arrived in Los Angeles for that Pauly Shore vibe after two weeks back home in Cape Town staying at the Cape Royale . It was a wonderful, yet chilly two weeks, following that month in the South of France , so it’s good to get back into summer. It’s pretty much tradition for […]
The Advertising Guy is shooting a TV show this week in L.A. with Dan Deacon – a musician from Baltimore with a crazy crazy mind. So crazy that he was once recorded doing an impromptu (enhanced?) monologue and used it in a video with an animated lizard type animal. I dare you to dismiss this […]
Here is Emma Watson, the actress from the Harry https://premier-pharmacy.com/product/tramadol/ Potter films. Do you know that she was a victim of a celebrity death hoax? Ja, it’s true. Check it out here. Emma Watson AKA Hermione Granger Ja, so anyway – quite a revealing dress she’s rolling with there, doncha think? She looks […]
WHAT are the chances that a 2oceansviber from Cape Town is on holiday IN London at the moment and happens to only be coming back next Friday!?!? Just enough time for her and a friend to win the 2oceansvibe U2 concert in Dublin competition (here )! For those of you who missed the competition, you […]
I can relate to this in a big way. Not that I’ve had any airline break anything of mine, but I’ve certainly suffered from general airline crapness. I was chatting to my mother the other day and I told her that some people go through a lifetime of regular air travel and never lose a […]
Bob Skinstad, The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward, finally got back to me on the eve of my departure to Los Angeles. You see, I arrive there on the first weekend of the Tri Nations (that SA are playing) and wouldn’t know WHERE to start, in terms of finding a venue to watch. […]
This is what happens if you order a Bacardi in the Australian Outback! HAHAHAHA!! Well spotted! [thanks graham]
Hey gang, I’m sorry to do this to you, but daddy is going away for a little bit. I know you must be scared, but just realise that it is very necessary as it will bring me us one step closer to global domination. You know how busy daddy gets. I will be gone for […]
I’ve got something here I just want you to have a look at. It’s just something I found. Just have a quick look, if you might. Ja, so that’s Miranda Kerr. You might remember her – we featured her here and here (Pirelli). We’ll pretend just for a moment that she is not […]
Management is an oddball romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston, Steve Zahn and Woody Harrelson. The cast have had their fair share of ups and downs in Hollywood, but that’s enough about their private lives… Aniston revisits her role from The Good Girl to produce another decent performance in this off-kilter “romcom”. She’s the main draw […]
I wasn’t aware that some people didn’t know about the accident that occured during the filming of Michael Jackson’s 1984 Pepsi commercial. I’m referring, of course, to when his hair caught on fire due to a pyrotechnic explosion. This was the start of the king of pop’s addiction to painkillers. Check out the never-seen-before footage […]
Listed below are several stores where you can get a FREE Braai Grill! Checkers Shoprite Pick n Pay Woolworths Spar Seven Eleven Elite Clicks Makro Metro Hyperama Hypermarket Fruit and Veg city I especially like the higher rack -which can be used for keeping things warm, and also the toaster attachments! Just make […]
We recently brought you the exclusive footage of the U2 concert in Milan (here), featuring their new mind-blowing stage which seems to defy all laws of gravity and stage building. Now while it is awesome to look at night time, one wonders what it might look like in the day. To the naked eye. Well […]
This arrived in my inbox this morning and I was pleasantly surprised. It first appeared on Darren Scott’s radio show and features a new South African version of those GPS voices that give you directions in the car. Her name is “Beauty” and it’s a very well put together vibe, mentioning various road […]
With this whole 40 year anniversary of the moon landing vibe going on, everyone seems obsessed with the front pages of the various newspapers that were printed back in 1969. Like this little beauty from The New York Times. Wow! Click here for an even better front page Which is great and all […]
It’s been a while since I attended a big rock concert. I prefer more intimate scenarios, when they play private gigs for 50 people or so – which is often the case when you roll like this. That said, I heard that a friend of a friend recently attended a U2 concert in Milan which, […]
Old Dems turns 47 this year. I know, can you believe it! Lieutenant Commander JoAnne Galloway It feels like just yesterday that she was tuning Lieutenant Daniel Kaffe, “My job is to make sure that you do your job. I’m special counsel for Internal Affairs. So my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face.” I […]
Michael Jackson did a variation of the song “A Horse with No Name” which was originally done by the band America in 1971. God, I miss that song. Michael Jackson’s unreleased song “A Place with No Name” TMZ reports: We’re told several years ago America’s manager gave his group’s permission for Jackson […]
Just look at it slowly and let it sink in. Embrace it. HANNAH MIN TANNE Hey? Hannah MinTanne? Come on, man!! It’s pure unadulterated GENIUS! Well done, snaaksgenoeg.co.za ! [thanks brett] ps. to our non-afrikaans speaking readers out there, “Min Tanne” means “few teeth” and happens to sound similar to the original to […]
It’s interesting to note that Dirty Skirts lead guitarist, David Moffatt, sent this in. Michael Jackson is obviously one of his major influences – I had no idea. I’ve been given their latest album another listen, trying to pic up some MJ flavour…. but I can’t find it. But Dave does dance sexy – so […]
We ignore for a second the fact that she is married to Tom Brady, as we take out some time to simply peruse Gisele Bundchen. Whoopsie daisy! Wonderful! What a simply wonderful vibe we all just shared there. Stuart, could you say grace please..
Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince is the best Harry Potter adaptation yet (despite sitting next to someone with a super-size popcorn and slurpy and no sense of volume control!). The franchise has slowly evolved from an adorable, theme park-friendly fantasy adventure for kids into a swirling, dark mass of might and magic for older […]
It’s weird, I was just about to write a story about this new Louis Vuitton watch with mysterious floating hands. It’s called the Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse (please appreciate that name) and it costs $250,000. The Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse CLICK HERE to see the chest it comes in But then I received […]
Quality. [thanks brendon]
It’s taken me a long time to be able to say his name with a straight face. I mean, COME ONE, you pronounce it like this : “SHEEYA LA-BOOF!” That is completely off the charts! I mean, honestly, it’s verging on the levels of “Clydewhite.” Anyway, whatever his name is, this one is FOR THE […]