It's bound to be a success
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Let me throw some words at you.

Flirt

Mink

Kink

What a nice young lady. Click to enlarge.

Now take the picture of the kind lady in the flyer above. I would suggest clicking it to enlarge it. She appears to be sucking on a strawberry with some sort of red (probably sweet tasting) syrup spilling down her mouth. Looking further comma we notice some sort of a miniature nurse's hat on TOP of the strawberry. (The word 'miniature' envokes visions of my Mother dragging me to 'miniature fairs' as a child. What are these, you ask. Well, usually in a park, any item you know of in the World is for sale - only they're all smaller than my earlobe. Think dolls houses. Furniture, people, washing machines....anything....only very very small, so as to fit them in the little dolls house. Interesting fact: Seth Rotherham's Mother has close to 1,000 porcelain dolls. It's all starting to make sense now, I'm sure. Only child..... Mother had 1,000 dolls....).

Sorry, umm, ok, so you've got flirt, mink, kink, lips, sucking, strawberry, syrup and a miniature nurses hat. WAIT! I've just also spotted a doctor's stethoscope on the flyer as well. From here, it looks like it's threatening to turn into an organised orgy similair to the one that The Bay Hotel organised. (See THIS article for more).

Look, it won't be an orgy, but I tell you what, it looks like it's going to be out of control. These flirt parties produce angels the likes of which you've never seen. And anyway, next week Friday is too far away to have any other plans. I've diarised it.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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