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Seth Rotherham
Editor

So aab

There has been so much moaning about the lack of new pics. We were asked to put ANYTHING on the site. These shots were taken the other weekend in Hermanus. Please enjoy some of the locals. The woman getting hysterical outside snatched the camera from us. ADT had to step in. She had a catfight that evening with the manageress of Shimmi bar (new alternative to O bar - thank the good Lord). An actual catfight... inside the bar/club. stunning. The following night the manageress was spotted pissed as a bergie dancing on her own and proclaiming that she was the owner of the club. Emwoerrising...

Should have more pics after New Year....

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You can DJ at my party my angel!

Apologies and promises

Hello little friends! Apologies for delay in updating the site. We have some spice arriving very soon and will sort everything out. We haven't vanished so don't worry! Just been a little chaotic.

Updates very soon my angels !

Seth Rotherham
Editor and Lover
2oceansvibe.com

SARFU gets worse by the day

Someone please tell us what is going on? Are the rest of the world holding in their guffaws so that they can kill our national team every time they play them ?

Markgraaf , head of selectors ! and on the the short list for coaches ....aaaaargh! Are they crazy ? He is the king bonehead! He has been conniving in the backrooms of sarfu for ten years (except when he was on the phone calling someone a "useless kaffir"..nice )

He had the worst record of continuity as a coach. He kicked out Pienaar over a power debate and has been known to favour the afrikaner, bash crash and emwoerris ! And now he jumps....... no...... hurdles, any other possible coaches around the world, including Mallett, Solomons, Woodward, Mitchell and is the newest favourite in the bok coach race , while we are at it lets make Bob Mugabe the P.r. for the Commonwealth forum...........................................sorry just stabbing my eyes out so i can be as blind as the guys who run Sa rugby .

FACT: We know first hand that Mallet has been asked to do the job and he said YES, as long as he gets to do it his way. He further PROMISED them he would save SA rugby. Then they changed their tune and said no! I can't understand it! His way has worked before so why are we returning to what hasn't worked .....time and time again. Listen to the nation you thick fools!

We also know that the only really credible guy on 'the list' is Heyneke Meyer - he built a team from a scrap heap and then kept them together to win two Currie Cups , but he would need a strong public face with him. The spice on that is that he has not even been asked if he wants the job.... think about that for a second! And has pulled out this morning (you heard it here first)...what ? How then can they say he is on the effing shortlist? No interview, nothing....amazing! ( umm... Hi Richard Branson , congrats you are on the shortlist to be our sales rep at dogfood dot com, we will tell you if you get the job ...). WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ?!?!?!?

They have also cancelled the racism enquiry! Enjoy this next titbit... No wonder! With Markgraaf as national coach calling his one transformation player a kaffir it would be a bit emwoerwoer if we had to have a racism enquiry going on that involved him ....Brain(sic) van Rooyen's first decisive move as president was to cancel the racism enquiry , funny that he was at Louis Luyt's house in Ballito with Markgraaf just two weeks ago , maybe a little African handshaking going on.

After the world saw us deal with the latest racism SARFU vibe how can Markgraaf be anywhere nearly involved with SARFU? It is sick and it stinks? We look like a bunch of idiots.

SA RUGBY IS GETTING WORSE

I sincerely hope there are some journalists out there reading this who aren't sh*t scared and will actually put pen to paper. Now we know how the guys at Noseweek feel. God its frustrating !

In ten seconds we could put together a plan for a quick fix. No promises yet, but if we were in charge (I wish) then we would guarantee results, fast.

Our Quick fix Plan , (napkin style)

1.Appoint a succesful current CEO who knows NOTHING about rugby

a)Everybody re-applies for their job, outlining what they do, how they do it, and what it costs to have them there as opposed to the money they generate.

b)He re-hires those who count and replaces those who don't

2.Appoint a director of rugby (Alan Solomons (have you seen how players respond to this guy? phenomenal!),Clive Woodward,Graham Henry ?)

3.Appoint a coach (Nick Mallet. For God's sake man this is the first most obvious thing!)

He will .......

-Get the team together (contracted players ) every Sunday night and Monday training in pre-season

-Play the contracted players in one union (super 12 team )

-Use the super 12 to prepare for tests

-Win all the tests

Make more money and have a real brand again

That is the only way to fix it!

Why are we all so scared of fixing a sport that has been our national pride and heritage for so long, PLEASE SARFU YOU ARE GETTING NOWHERE

SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE...

I know i can't until something is done about this but have yourself a wonderful day.

Seth Rotherham
Editor, Lover and campaigner
www.2oceansvibe.com

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You little beauty

This months error checker award goes to Quintin Hobbs who spotted that our November Archive link was going to October's archive.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! NONE OF YOU CLOWNS HAVE SEEN NOVEMBER!!!! GET THERE NOW !!!!

Wednesday nights are back again

Make a meal of it tonight at Billy the Bums, Claremont, Main Road. We have been promised a large influx of guys and girls to satisfy both sides! Big names, big tits, you name it..... !

There is no escaping the 1995 brat pack

What is this obsession we have with the 1995 WC winners? Why is it necessary to put Francois Pienaar near the top of SARFU? Is no one aware that he was the most hated man at the club he ruined in London - Saracens? A housemate of mine in London was playing for Saracens about two years ago. I can say from first hand knowledge that there was not a player in his side that did not hate him. It must come from somewhere. The arrogance of the man is apparently quite astounding. Moaning when asked one of his own players for an autograph for a relative is just a titbit. An Australian forward pinning an open letter on his door explaining to him what an arrogant bastard he is is another. He talks about himself so much the players overseas have been known to call him the 'I specialist'. Geddit?

1995 - right place, right time, wrong guy. Let him go... he's a prick. FNB and Lays chips can be blinded, but not the nation.

For some reason we are being plagued by 1995 players. Chester Williams as national coach!?!?! Are you out of your mind? A sevens coach is very different to a national coach. Perhaps he could be a backline coach? Harry Viljoen's idea of running the boks like a business is what we're looking for. But not at the coach level. How about we run SARFU like a business first and then let that translate into results on the field. It is so very, plainly obvious to the entire world that Mallett should come in and be coach. Why are we farting around? People were talking about it since the day he left. How can it possibly not be him? If it is not him then we might as well bring back Dolf. I guarantee that 90% of all the Springbok players would want Mallett. Imagine how we would play if we had a coach the players liked and could understand.(see England for example)

Has anyone even asked the players what is going wrong? Surely from the inside they have a better view? Why were all the english guys with the ability to communicate left out of the world cup (read 'undermine coach' for 'communicate')? Francois doesn't hold any respect with them either because he has been telling 'when-we' jokes for five years too long . (best loose forward that ever played for s.a. was Francois , if you don't believe us , just ask him !). Joost, please keep a seat free in the studio for Francois to join for Thursday night '95 WC winners jerk off session.

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Regards, The Nation

Well its all falling into place. Thank God we lost the NZ game! If we hadn't then we certainly wouldn't have the shake up that is set to happen at SARFU. If we had made it past the quarters then everything would stay as it is in Springbok rugby. Like it has forever. Were any changes made at SARFU in 1994 when the entire country made changes for the future? No Sir ! Why are we so surprised that racism in its most extreme form is alive and well at the bone-headquarters?

And its not just fat Dolf that must go, its the whole lot. And who are they to say that Rudolf's contract didn't stipulate winning the World Cup!!!!! That's like hiring an MD of a company and having to stipulate that he should try and increase profits. Enough of the mind games you embarrasing neanderthals - f*ck off all of you. The coach, the MD, the CEO (whatever you call yourselves.... its just another seat on the gravy train) the selectors, the board, everyone - just go! Why is everyone gaaning aan about Rudolf? Its not even a question. OBVIOUSLY he must go! The problem we face is getting rid of EVERYONE. Does no-one understand what EVERYONE means?

The sick thing is Rudolf and co actually believed that spanbou and Die Here would pull them through. Does that not make you want to throw-up ? They honestly believed that! Sick, sick, pathetic, embarrasing, prehistoric, narrow minded, thick, thick, thick idiots!

How dare they! Who do they think they are? We (the public) are tired of being treated like mindless pieces of sh*t. The public are not your toys.

Can you believe they did that to us? They represented our country with the notion that Afrikanerdom and the Lord would get them through. And you think that is not the case you are horribly mistaken. And the country let them do it - without even realising - we entrusted a man with these sort of beliefs. He believed that making the team live in a forest to bring them closer together would get them through. He believed that a certain amount of praying should get them through.

Did you see any class in that side? Did you see any creativity? That side had as much creativity as my mouse pad.

Sick people. The racism is sick. Racism against black and racism against English. Doc Craven always said you need an English person in the backline. de kock came on the field with 5 minutes to go. What are you doing Rudolf/Rian ?!?! The arrogance is beyond me.

One question.... remember when Spencer threw the ball between his legs to his outside which resulted in a try? PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WOULD EVER SEE THAT FROM ANY OF OUR BACKLINE PLAYERS WE HAD ON THE FIELD? NO NO NO NO NO. YOU WOULDN'T. EVEN THE DIE HARD SPRINGBOK SUPPORTERS WOULD AGREE. EVEN THOSE WHOSE BLOOD HASN'T CHANGED FROM GREEN TO BOILING.

Lately some are arguing that if we had won the WC they would have praised the bok camp. THE POINT IS WE NEVER WOULD HAVE WON WITH OUR MANAGEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE WHICH HIGHLIGHTS THE *#CK UP AT SARFU. Get your heads out your arses people, we were robbed by our own team management. Arrogant bastards.

Is this your way of getting the country back for losing the Number 8 position in the '95 World Cup, Rudolf? Come on.... at least tell us that and this will all make sense.

And thanks to Joost for finally taking away the pain and leaving international rugby. Unfortunately we will have to deal with your face on Supersport where the rest of the '95 World cup winners jerk off together and secretly celebrate that they are still the last South Africans to win the World Cup. Take some nasal spray to our nasaly challenged friend at Supersport who is possibly the WORST commentator ever to hit national television.

FACT: 19 of the 25 1995 WC winners are now either commentators or coaches. How many movie stars are now acting trainers ?

Well done to Mallett for making the call. Kick them all out I say ! They're as thick as thieves and as trust-worthy as a priest doing over-time at the local crèche.

Rugby365.com amuse us (again)

The boys at Rugby365.com have once again amused us with a new video clip rip-off of the Bok Hell Kamp. Check it out - only 1.5Mb download. Absolute hoot !

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Beautiful

Another peach from the boys at Rugby365.com

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Upside down it makes you feel like a po*s

Enough now !

We must take this opportunity in thanking SARFU for emwoerrising the entire nation. Thanks guys - this shot has been shown on BBC, CNN and SKY. WELL DONE ! We'll just continue making excuses on your behalf.

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